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s******r
发帖数: 5309
1
从肛门直接灌入,省去了肠胃反应,而且技术上也不算喝大了。所以没撒谎。
s******r
发帖数: 5309
2
这个小黄人挺幽默。
What Exactly Is 'Boofing' And When You Should Never Do It
Bruce Y. Lee
Bruce Y. Lee
Contributor
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Healthcare
When someone asks you a question, it helps to know specifically what is
being asked. For example, if someone asks you, "have you boofed yet," don't
answer unless you know exactly what that person means by boofing.
Apparently Supreme Court-nominee Brett Kavanaugh asked that exact question
in his high school yearbook page. During the confirmation hearings this week
when Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-Rhode Island) asked Kavanaugh to clarify
what "boofing" means, Kavanaugh responded that he used the term to refer to
flatulence as shown in this PBS NewsHour broadcast:
If Kavanaugh's question then was "have you farted yet," your answer should
be yes. No matter how attractive, how sexy, how well-put-together, or how
non-gaseous you think you may be, you must have farted at some point in your
life. In fact, there is a decent probability that you just farted, are in
the middle of farting, or are gearing up to fart. That is because you
swallow air throughout the day and have bacteria in your intestines that
produce various types of gasses. All of this results in accumulated gasses
in your intestines, which somehow have to exit. The exit to your intestines
is called your rectum. Besides your mouth, there is no other side door that
directly connects your intestines to the outside world. That is why you
periodically release gift packages of varying sizes of nitrogen, carbon
dioxide, hydrogen, methane, skatole, indole, methanethiol, hydrogen sulfide
and dimethyl sulfide through your rectum out to the innocent people around
you. If you are not a newborn and have never ever farted, please see your
doctor.
However, the word "boof" does not appear in the lists of synonyms for fart
provided by Thesaurus.com or by Ben Applebaum and Dan DiSorbo in a HuffPost
article entitled "150 Different Words For Fart." Applebaum and DiSorbo do
offer words and phrases such as "air biscuit," "bottom burp" and "Get out
and walk Donald." But alas, no "boof", "boofing", or "have boofed." While it
may be common to ask "did you fart" or "who farted," it is not clear how
often people ask, "have you farted yet," unless it is directed to a newborn
infant. This is assuming that a decision or action doesn't depend heavily on
whether a person has passed gas yet (e.g., "have you farted, yet? If so and
the odor has passed, you can now get into my car.")
Based on an Internet search, what seems to be a more common use of the term
"boofing" is to refer to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs
like cocaine or ecstasy into your rectum, otherwise known as "butt chugging"
or "plugging" or "alcohol enemas." You may ask "butt why would you do that"
? Typically, this is not done because you have horrible aim and keep missing
your mouth. Your rectum has a relatively thin surface layer and is highly
vascularized, meaning that it has many blood vessels. As a result,
substances in your rectum could reach your blood stream relatively quickly.
This is the whole principle behind suppositories. Scientists didn't make
suppositories just to be amusing. They realized that the rectum is an
effective way to reach the bloodstream. Therefore, you may engage in "butt
chugging" to get drunk, high, or wasted faster, because who has the time to
wait for substances like alcohol to go down into your stomach and intestines
and get absorbed through their walls into your bloodstream.
As you can see in this segment in The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, using a
funnel (or other ways) to deliver alcohol to your butt has become frequent
enough to be featured in the movie Blockers:
Before you decide to "butt chug" or "boof" during your next cocktail event
or company holiday party, consider the dangers. Your rectum is not designed
to drink alcohol. It is sensitive and easily damaged. That is why you don't
use your rectum in most daily activities or to operate heavy machinery. Also
, since your rectum may more readily absorb substances, your chances of
overdosing or getting alcohol poisoning may be significantly higher. The
risk is heightened by the fact that your rectum doesn't have the alcohol
dehydrogenase enzyme that can help break down ethanol and is present in your
stomach and intestines. Moreover, your rectum is less able than your mouth
to regulate the amount of alcohol that goes into it. For example, when you
drink through your mouth, at least you can vomit (or "ralph") if you feel
like you have had too much to drink. By contrast, your rectum cannot vomit.
The only way that your rectum can "ralph" is if you have named it Ralph.
What goes in your rectum tends to stay in your rectum, at least alcohol- or
drug-wise. Too much ethanol too quickly can then overwhelm your liver, which
normally protects your body by breaking down and excreting toxins.
Take a look at two situations where alcohol in the rear end seemed to end
badly. In 2004, a man died after his wife had given him a "sherry enema", as
reported by Erwin Seba for Reuters. In 2012, the HuffPost reported that a
20 year old University of Tennessee student was hospitalized with severe
alcohol poisoning after allegedly using alcohol enemas (although the student
subsequently denied butt chugging).
Bottom line, butt chugging or boofing is a stupid, stupid thing to do. If
you like beer, if you really like beer, use your mouth.
I should add that there are other definitions of "boofing" floating around
the Internet. One is smuggling things such as drugs or objects using your
rectum. This is also not advisable for some of the reasons mentioned above
such as damage to your rectum and the potential for absorption into your
bloodstream. If you need to store something, a fanny pack would be much
safer.
Two of the other possible definitions of "boofing" are quite different and
don't have the same risks as those listed above. Some have used the word to
refer to anal sex. Another available definition of boofing is "the act, or
art, of keeping the bow of your kayak from diving underwater," according to
Paddling.com. This is very different from putting anything in your rectum or
farting. Kayaking in general can be a healthy activity as long as you use
the proper equipment and take necessary precautions. Kayaking also does not
tend to produce an odor, unless you are doing it in a really, really wrong
way.
Y****w
发帖数: 95
3
卡娃孬整天和黄陂疮粪玩devil's triangle
s******r
发帖数: 5309
4
嗯,黄疮春梦。

【在 Y****w 的大作中提到】
: 卡娃孬整天和黄陂疮粪玩devil's triangle
Y****w
发帖数: 95
5
多数是三无大妈
无教育
无收入
无性
有白皮大法官和它们玩devil's triangle,激动得都湿了

【在 s******r 的大作中提到】
: 嗯,黄疮春梦。
S*****n
发帖数: 4185
6
放屁不需要have...yet...
只能是后两样,更可能是最后一种,即肛交。
如果这个推测还有些牵强,Devil's Tri就更不需解释。
大法官的画皮已被主党领袖简单几个问题撕碎。
Y****w
发帖数: 95
7
主党看似软弱,不像深闺Graham那样歇斯底里,但事实上阴险更多。
Senator Whitehouse下套让大法官解释Devel's Triangle,然后眼睁睁的看着他说谎,
on national tv,in front of 20 million people。
Senator Klobuchar让大法官怼她,也不发怒。然后回头说Kav没有做大法官的
temperament。
LOL
叫狗不咬,Graham要多学学。
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