h*******i
发帖数: 4386 | 1 Agent: Prof. Zhang, we were been watching you for a while, in one life you
are Professor Shousheng Zhang of Stanford, you have a SSN, you publish tons
of papers, you pay your tax, and once in a while you flirt with your
students.....
In another life, you are known as mifepristone aka 弃婴，and you are an
agent for PRC MI3......
Recently you prob being contacted by a guy called herself kayaker, claimed
to be a real estate agent in bay area. But whatever she said doesn't matter
, she is a known terrorist to the authority. We need your help to apprehend
her....
老张一听，当场就气炸了，草，怎么这段子听起来这么耳熟？ | H*****n
发帖数: 89 | 2 明显国安在机场逮住了大咪咪吧
tons
【在 h*******i 的大作中提到】
: Agent: Prof. Zhang, we were been watching you for a while, in one life you
: are Professor Shousheng Zhang of Stanford, you have a SSN, you publish tons
: of papers, you pay your tax, and once in a while you flirt with your
: students.....
: In another life, you are known as mifepristone aka 弃婴，and you are an
: agent for PRC MI3......
: Recently you prob being contacted by a guy called herself kayaker, claimed
: to be a real estate agent in bay area. But whatever she said doesn't matter
: , she is a known terrorist to the authority. We need your help to apprehend
: her....
| l****o
发帖数: 5435 | | l****o
发帖数: 5435 | | H*****n
发帖数: 89 | 5 四川人里比那两个幽默感强
【在 l****o 的大作中提到】
: 卡桑是菌斑本山大叔
| h*******i
发帖数: 4386 | 6 大咪咪？这个梗没听说啊？
【在 H*****n 的大作中提到】
: 明显国安在机场逮住了大咪咪吧
:
: tons
| d*c
发帖数: 1 | 7 这是他胡扯的
[在 haruhashi (春橋) 的大作中提到：]
:大咪咪？这个梗没听说啊？
:汨羅の淵に波騒ぎ 巫山の雲は乱れ飛ぶ
:混濁の世に我立てば 義憤に燃えて血潮湧く | Y****w
发帖数: 95 | | l****o
发帖数: 5435 | 9 你是菌斑小岳岳
【在 H*****n 的大作中提到】
: 四川人里比那两个幽默感强
| h*******i
发帖数: 4386 | 10 matrix这个电影非常深刻，基本上你能想象得出的事儿，都发生过了，只不过大家不能
jump to that quantum state.
tons
claimed
matter
apprehend
【在 h*******i 的大作中提到】
: Agent: Prof. Zhang, we were been watching you for a while, in one life you
: are Professor Shousheng Zhang of Stanford, you have a SSN, you publish tons
: of papers, you pay your tax, and once in a while you flirt with your
: students.....
: In another life, you are known as mifepristone aka 弃婴，and you are an
: agent for PRC MI3......
: Recently you prob being contacted by a guy called herself kayaker, claimed
: to be a real estate agent in bay area. But whatever she said doesn't matter
: , she is a known terrorist to the authority. We need your help to apprehend
: her....
| j*********r
发帖数: 1 | | h*******i
发帖数: 4386 | 12 quiz: 我党的联络部，统战部，社会部功能有何不同？
【在 j*********r 的大作中提到】
: 卡桑不要自我炒作
| j*********r
发帖数: 1 | 13 antwort: 不知道；只知道，送上倭岛公主，都能赏个六官半职
【在 h*******i 的大作中提到】
: quiz: 我党的联络部，统战部，社会部功能有何不同？
| h*******i
发帖数: 4386 | 14 还有调查部么？
【在 j*********r 的大作中提到】
: antwort: 不知道；只知道，送上倭岛公主，都能赏个六官半职
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