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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2319173-mike-taniers-monday-
Anthony Hitchens makes contact with Brandon Pettigrew without playing the
football, flags fly, referee Peter Morelli announces pass interference, and
suddenly a shadow conspiracy springs into action.
A shady Fox executive, played by Steve Buscemi, calls Roger Goodell. "We can
't sell Lions-Seahawks and Panthers-Packers. It would be a ratings disaster.
No national juice whatsoever. We need Cowboys-Packers, Ice Bowl, frozen
tundra. That pass interference call cannot stand."
Goodell orders Vice President of Officiating Dean Blandino to contact
Morelli and overturn the call. "It will take me at least an hour to come up
with a good excuse!" Blandino complains.
Goodell calls the Cowboys owner's box. Jerry Jones hands the phone to New
Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. Only quick decisions by Blandino and Morelli
prevent every road within 15 miles of Blandino's home from being closed for
the rest of January. "Just pick the flag up," Blandino orders Morelli. "Don'
t explain it!" |
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