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原文翻译都是精品
虎扑终于意识到，在无比贫瘠的本土篮球土壤上，长不出啥的
目前阶段，翻译才是王道
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[美国JRs之声]魔术势头正盛引美知名论坛大神狂吹丨戈登和富尼耶谁是魔术老大？
由 OmarComing 发表在虎扑篮球·湿乎乎的话题 https://bbs.hupu.com/vote
Reddit版张公子、最知名用户、单口相声达人黑哥YungSnuggie重出江湖，带来有关他
的主队奥兰多魔术的绘声绘色的介绍。
译者声明：中文翻译无法完全地还原这位黑哥对各种俚语和脏话的精彩掌控，建议读者
借鉴英文。
注：YungSnuggie的知名作在虎扑上有翻译，请参考@GeneralEle翻译的：
Reddit莎翁为你揭示NBA骨肉皮的诱惑
正文：
(Look, I know we're only five games into the season and this shit will
probably not last but let me soak this shit up while I can, okay? I get to
brag about my team once a decade, fuck off.)
我知道我们才打了5场比赛（此帖发表于明天，今天魔术输给了黄蜂，已打6场比赛），
现在的势头很可能不会延续下去，但是都别特么拦着我趁热吹B，行不？十年等一回啊
，不爽的滚蛋
The Orlando Magic have come off the blocks hotter than a raccoon in a tin
garbage can in the middle of June. Whether it lasts will remain to be seen
but as of right now they're knocking off heavyweights like the Cavs and
Spurs like they're D-League teams and bitch I am shook. We've been hot
garbage ever since that tall ass pedophile dude left so ion even know what
to do with myself right now. Tried touching myself but I'm not gonna be able
to get a nut off till we get that ring. Blue ballin for the boys in blue.
奥兰多魔术队这个赛季的表现比上个月的李雨桐还要火热，能不能继续这么锤下去还有
待观察，但目前为止我魔已经干掉了骑士和马刺这样的重量级球队，把他们吊起来当发
展联盟球队的菜鸡打。崽子们，爷有点被吓到，有点飘。那谁离开了之后我们就跟臭狗
屎一样烂，所以我现在也不知道该咋地好了。我也撸了撸，但是拿到总冠军之前我觉得
我的两亿精兵是释放不出来了。蛋蛋铁青，蓝魔出洞，青出于蓝胜于蓝。
THE TEAM
We've got a scrappy squad of a bunch of young dick touchers coached by main
man Frank the tank Vogel. He's a cute guy for real.
A-God - This a real ass man right here. He's young but he's got a big boy
game now. Big dick shit only. Averaging 23 and 9 right now. Please don't
take him LA. I swear to god.
魔术队成员大览：
我魔是由一堆少年不知精珍贵的童子军组建起来的球队，教练是大哥大弗兰克-沃格尔
，他人倒是真不错。
阿隆帝。他装逼不打草稿。还很年轻，但是他的比赛风格是恶霸型的。二八小的全给你
打爆。目前场均23+9。湖人，再他妈给他撸走我就….
Vucci Mane - This white boy right here is the truth. We gotta make sure we
get him in the racial draft next year before the race war. Protect the Vooch
The french dude - I was low key mad when we traded away Dipo to give
Fournier more minutes but imma take the L on that one cause my boy came
through. Also, Evan Fournier will fuck your girl. And make you watch.
嘻哈上将武切维奇[译注1]：这头白熊只吃肉。我们要确保在种族战争来临前在种族选
秀大会上锁定他[译注2]
法国佬：我们交易走奥拉迪波只为给富尼耶更多上场时间的时候我其实还挺不爽的，但
是我接受打脸，因为他确实证明了自己。另外，富尼耶绿你的同时，还逼你在旁边看。
[译注1]这里引用了美国说唱歌手Gucci Mane的名字
[译注2]来源于美国黑人单口相声大神Dave Chappelle的作品《种族选秀》相关视频>>
(Full disclosure: I ate an edible like an hour and a half ago and that shit
just hit me like a ton of bricks and I no longer have the energy to do the
rest of the team. You know the rest of them fools, just go with it)
开诚布公地讲：我大概一个半小时吃坏了肚子，屎意正浓，没体力再介绍其他成员了。
你们也知道剩下的那些蠢货了，我就不具体介绍了。
THE CITY
Orlando is mostly known as a vacation destination for people who think Olive
Garden is fancy and Brazilian pickpockets. Our two biggest celebrities of
the past 10 years have been Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman. We are trash
and honestly North Korea should just nuke us. We'd thank them.
奥兰多这座城市的介绍：
觉得橄榄园[译注3]很吊、巴西人爱小偷小摸的群众可能会觉得奥兰多是个理想的旅游
景点。我们过去最为人知的两位名人分别是凯西-安东尼[译注4]和乔治-齐默曼[译注5]
。我奥就是坨垃圾，朝鲜趁早把我们核平了吧，感激不尽。
[译注3]奥兰多的知名餐厅。
[译注4] 2008年美国佛罗里达州的一名两岁女童凯丽·玛丽·安东尼失踪，数月后警方
在树林中发现用塑料袋包裹的凯丽·安东尼的遗体的案件。 凯丽的母亲凯西·安东尼
被控杀害自己的亲生女儿凯丽。该案件发生后受到媒体广泛关注，凯西对警方作假证，
以及她在女儿失踪后的反常举动都成为对她不利的因素。
[译注5]黑人男孩特雷沃恩-马丁被齐默曼警官开枪射杀，齐默曼受到口诛笔伐，引起社
会巨大争议和讨论。但齐默曼后来被宣布无罪释放。
You ever wanted to go to a 2 story Sizzler? You ever wanted to see a guy
smoke crack in the middle of a highway? Well this is your kinda place then.
We're close to Miami so we got pretty good drugs, but beyond that we're
trash as hell.
你想去两层楼的时时乐餐厅吗？你想看到屌丝在路中间玩毒玩嗨吗？如果你的答案是
Yes，那么奥兰多就是你的理想落脚地。我们离迈阿密很近，所以我们的货都挺正，不
过除了这个，我们垃圾的一B。
Which is why the Magic not being trash is so vital to our life. When you
live in the tackiest city in the country you gotta do waht you gotta do.
Orlando is what most philosophers call a "Garbage city". As in, its garbage,
the people are garbage, there's garbage everywhere, crackheads will piss on
your car, everyone is like 57% suicidal, just don't ever come here.
所以这就是为什么奥兰多魔术的成功对我们奥兰多居民的生活有着至关重要的作用。当
你住在全国最垃圾的城市时，你也只能无可奈何花落去。哲学家口中的“垃圾城市”用
来描述奥兰多再准确不过了，什么叫垃圾？就是，城市垃圾、居民垃圾、到处都是垃圾
、毒虫在你的车上撒尿、快特么57%的自杀率，所以，永远别来。
Steph is quaking. KD is shook. The league is on alert. We byke bitch
(I started off and was gonna make a legitimate analysis post but kinda lost
the plot halfway I apologize)
库里呱呱叫，KD被吓尿。联盟看傻眼，我魔亮大屌。
（刚开始我是想正八经的分析下，但是写到一半越写越嗨就跑题了，SORRY）
[–]MagicCaptainBananaFish 2999 指標 15小時前
everyone is like 57% suicidal
Almost on par with our 3point shooting.
魔术球迷：57%的自杀率？
洒洒水，跟我们的三分球命中率差不多啦。
[–]MagicCreamsicleMamba 553 指標 14小時前
If we end up being good this season I’m going to be the most obnoxious shit
talker.
魔术球迷：如果我魔这赛季真的能一直保持这个牛逼的状态，我特么就要成为Reddit最
大的喷子。
[–]NuggetsFunkyMonks15 162 指標 14小時前
Deserved. As long as you don’t pull a TWolves and shit talk about how
spooky you’re gonna be with nothing to back it up
掘金球迷：喷吧，这是你应得的。只要别想森林狼球迷那样天天无理由地吹自己球队的
潜力有多好、有能力干一番大事业就行。
[–]TimberwolvesBig_Brudder 146 指標 13小時前
Ah, Nuggets Towns hater. That explains it.
森林狼球迷：哎呦，看你主队我就明白了，唐斯黑吧？
[–]Clipperssimplycass 1310 指標 15小時前
young dick touchers
Is this just a euphemism for being young and raw or a bad typo?
少年不知精珍贵的童子军
这是年轻、糙哥的委婉说法还是你打错字了？
[–]MagicYungSnuggie[S] 3269 指標 15小前
nah i mean they touch dicks we all about that gay shit down here
Snuggie：我说的就是互相撸。奥兰多是基城你不知道吗。
[–]throwaway_FTH_ 349 指標 13小時前
actually didn't notice it was snuggie until now. GOAT of this subreddit
卧槽我刚刚才注意到这是Snuggie发的。Reddit历史第一人！
[–]New Jersey NetsDarnellisFromMars 460 指標 14小時前
You seriously missed the latest Orlando celebrity, that baby eating
crocodile at Disney.
你漏了一个前段时间超火的奥兰多名“人”：迪斯尼乐园吃婴儿的鳄鱼。[译注7]
[译注7]2016年6月，迪斯尼乐园水池中的短吻鳄将小孩拖入水中，生生吃掉。
[–]MagicYungSnuggie[S] 895 指標 14小時前
that wasn't no baby homeboy ate like a 2 year old i think
chomped up a grown ass man
Snuggie：老哥你说啥呢，那可不是婴儿啊。那是成年男子啊！
[–]RaptorsStrive_for_Altruism 170 指標 13小時前
I wish I could be a grown ass man at 2 years old
我要是两岁的时候就是成年男子该多好。
[–][DAL] Steve NashSxeRpw 432 指標 14小時前
blue ballin for the boys in blue
You have a way with words
“蛋蛋铁青，蓝魔出洞，青出于蓝胜于蓝。”
语言天才。
[–]Bullswylin247 83 指標 11小時前
Modern Shakespeare.
现代莎士比亚。
[–]MagicDaddyYankme 460 指標 15小時前
Yungsnuggie da god returns from retirement now that there is hope on the
horizon
Yungsnuggie大神重现江湖！人类有希望了！
[–]MagicYungSnuggie[S] 766 指標 15小時前
we goin all the way this year the ghost of t-mac's knees protect us
Snuggie：麦迪的膝盖在冥冥之中保佑着我魔今年取得辉煌。
[–]RaptorsDeKobe-DeBryant 726 指標 15小時前
YungSnuggie blessing us with his presence once again
Snuggie老哥的光芒庇佑着我们。
[–]76ersAmenz 517 指標 15小時前
Yung snug is an instant upvote
YungSnuggie这个ID就是点亮的前奏。
[–][UTA] Joe InglesNitroXYZ 3657 指標 15小時前
This is going to be so fun to look back on when the Magic finish bottom 10
in the league
魔术在赛季结束时要是联盟倒数前十名，这个帖被挖坟就好玩了。
[–]MagicYungSnuggie[S] 3181 指標 15小時前
LET US HAVE THIS MOMENT
Snuggie：别吵吵，让我们意淫一下还不行吗。
[–]HornetsTakesTheWrongSideGuy 49 指標 14小時前
You cursed the team. Had you just kept quiet they'd keep winning. Good job.
你这乌鸦嘴会给魔术带来厄运的，你要什么都不说的话他们本可以一直赢下去。哎，怎
么说你好。
[–]MagicYungSnuggie[S] 281 指標 14小時前
nah im the toaster
Snuggie：不，我不是乌鸦嘴，我是面包机。[译注8]
[译注8]克莱-汤普森在上赛季后期为Reddit一位网友的面包机签了名，之后勇士就进入
疯狂的连胜模式，直到总决赛第四场才输球。最终取得32胜1负的战绩。
[–]1deadeye1 492 指標 15小時前
Grizzlies/Magic finals, can't wait.
等不及看灰熊和魔术会师总决赛啦。
[–][CLE] Kevin LoveSymptom16 211 指標 13小時前
I wouldn’t even be that upset
骑士球迷：要真是这样，我甚至都不会多不爽。
[–]67030410 163 指標 15小時前
olive gardens are fancy what ya talking about
橄榄园很好啊，你说的这是啥啊。
[–]Magictictac9 60 指標 13小時前
flair up
魔术球迷：把主队亮出来。
[–]SpursTheMonstersThrowaway 53 指標 13小時前
Fuck that, all people do is respond based on flair.
马刺球迷：别听楼上的，亮了主队，网友就会根据你的主队来回复你的。
[–]Magictictac9 143 指標 13小時前
So how do you like dem big ol women?
嗯，你们那的大肥妞怎么样？[译注9]
[译注9]Big ol women是巴克利的名言，他多次调侃圣城的女人体型肥大。下图为邓肯
的妻子瓦妮莎身穿标语T恤反驳巴克利。
[–]Spurs4675029 56 指標 15小時前
Any truth to the rumours A-God and the french dude don't like each other?
阿龙帝跟法国佬不和的传言是真的吗？
[–]MagicYungSnuggie[S] 280 指標 15小時前
i dont get into all that TMZ shit as long as they get buckets idc
Snuggie：我不关注这些八卦新闻。球打好，其他的我都不屌。
[–][ORL] Elfrid Paytonivebeenhumble 16 指標 15小時前
Naw they've been doing this forever its apart of the guys mindset. Still
figuring out who the alpha is.
魔术球迷：没啥事，他们一直都这样，就是这些人的心态罢了。他们还是在琢磨谁才是
老大。
[–]Magictictac9 8 指標 13小時前
AG seems to get annoyed that he passes more to Vuc than him but I dont see
any bad blood
魔术球迷：富尼耶给武切维奇传球多了戈登看起来有点不爽。但是我感觉没啥大事。 |
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