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发帖数: 8125 | 1 Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about
the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking, Lloyd
trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be
a genie’s lamp. “Who disturbs me?” asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both
say they did. “You will each get one wish,” said the genie. Jim offers to
go first. “I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of
Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. I want it as
far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely
sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!” The genie grants the wish
to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now
tells Lloyd he’ll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, “Fill it with water.” |
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