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发帖数: 31 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 storytractor 讨论区 】
【 原文由 smile 所发表 】
某日,新开湖畔一外校mm焦急而不知所措,
遇一南开dd走过,于是上前问路:"请问同学，南开女生15宿舍怎么走?"
dd大喜,曰:"我领你去吧,正好顺路."
mm问:"那多麻烦你呀,你住哪里?"
dd答:"我住14宿."
mm不知,跟着绕来绕去,
须臾+片刻+一会儿+个把钟头+……以后,终于在一路攀谈中将mm送到了15宿.
其间dd讲了南开历史,现状,学生情况,自己情况,
要了mm电话号码,mm的南开同学mm的电话号码,家庭住址,兴趣爱好……
当mm的同学下楼以后,mm对她夸奖了此位南开dd顺路热心帮助经过,
引起南开mm警觉:"你说你住14宿?"
dd大惊:"啊,不对,我说的是我住10宿,你的同学听错了,听成14了."
转身恋恋不舍离去,背后闻言:"……10宿多色狼,以后要小心……"
此dd,vitamin小兄弟也
| q****i
发帖数: 9 | 2 boys used to live in 14th dorm, when binoscpoes were somehow
too expensive to afford. as the price lowered, boys were kicked
out ... | k**n
发帖数: 307 | 3 en, a famous story is:
when a boy in 14 turned up his binocular, he saw,through his binocular,
that a mm is using a binocular looking at him in a room in dorm 15. hehe. | a*****j
发帖数: 13 | 4 呵呵，反正我看过，
我们宿舍还和对面宿舍的男生打雪仗来着。
还和对面宿舍的男生对歌来着~
我们对门宿舍的女生因为不是对着男生寝室
还很郁闷得跑道我们宿舍来看哈~
后来变成了女生，我们已开始觉得挺好，听轻松。
夏天都可以开着窗帘睡觉，但是后来觉得无聊的比较多。
不能再唱歌了，不能互相逗着玩了。
还挺遗憾的。我们还就此展开了一场讨论^^
【在 k**n 的大作中提到】
: en, a famous story is:
: when a boy in 14 turned up his binocular, he saw,through his binocular,
: that a mm is using a binocular looking at him in a room in dorm 15. hehe.
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