m*****5
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发信人: chrsiting198 (christing198), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Re: 泡各国妞的下场
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 9 00:07:44 2011, 美东)
这是个很老的帖子,英文版本如下,不过还是很有意思的.
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific headache.
Second Date: You get even more great headache.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get headache again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend
, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's
girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three
kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in
your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana
strip.
PAKISTANI WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date. | c********e
发帖数: 6158 | 2 en, funny...
【在 m*****5 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Piebridge 讨论区 】
: 发信人: chrsiting198 (christing198), 信区: Piebridge
: 标 题: Re: 泡各国妞的下场
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 9 00:07:44 2011, 美东)
: 这是个很老的帖子,英文版本如下,不过还是很有意思的.
: WHITE WOMEN
: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
: Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
: IRISH WOMEN:
| c*******k
发帖数: 554 | 3 哈哈哈哈哈哈。。
不过现在的中国小留们大概跟前人完全不一样了。 | b*****8
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