j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 1 1) what is he wearing as "pants"?
2) what's inside those "pants"? |
V*****8
发帖数: 33122 | |
j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 3 wrong, u really need to use ur imagination this time
【在 V*****8 的大作中提到】
: 黄带子里的相当于他减肥减下来的分量？
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V*****8
发帖数: 33122 | |
j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 5 u r getting warmer
【在 V*****8 的大作中提到】
: 难道，难道，是他下体的赘肉？
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V*****8
发帖数: 33122 | 6 你快说吧，急死了
【在 j**4 的大作中提到】
: u r getting warmer
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g*******a
发帖数: 31586 | |
j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 8 不说， 我让多点人多猜猜
【在 V*****8 的大作中提到】
: 你快说吧，急死了
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f******y
发帖数: 2971 | |
j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 10 ur answer is shit
【在 g*******a 的大作中提到】
: shit
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g*******a
发帖数: 31586 | 11
我下午 走在很挤的街上 发觉有人有拿东西顶我的腿 我以为是手袋啥的可是顶了三四
次，我忍不住要转回去骂“瞎了您的狗眼”，结果发现原来真是一只狗，很大一只 让
人牵着 我刚回过神想去摸摸他的头，结果已经被人牵走了。
【在 j**4 的大作中提到】
: ur answer is shit
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c********e
发帖数: 6158 | 12 1) hooded jacket
2) another person?
【在 j**4 的大作中提到】
: 1) what is he wearing as "pants"?
: 2) what's inside those "pants"?
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j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 13 1.condo.
2.jj.
【在 j**4 的大作中提到】
: 1) what is he wearing as "pants"?
: 2) what's inside those "pants"?
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j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 14 2. or jd.
【在 j******3 的大作中提到】
: 1.condo.
: 2.jj.
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s********y
发帖数: 3811 | 15 it is a guy with giant balls on howard stern show...
they weight 140+ lbs.
【在 j**4 的大作中提到】
: 1) what is he wearing as "pants"?
: 2) what's inside those "pants"?
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 16 do u listen to howard stern?!
JOHN, KING OF BALLS
Howard welcomed a man named John to the studio, noting that John had
unusually large testicles: “His balls are basically the size of a large
watermelon.” It took several minutes for John to make his way into the
studio before he wheezed that moving his balls around--and their pillow-
topped resting place--wasn’t easy: “I put a pillow on top of the milk
crate that I turn upside down.”
John said he last weighed his balls at 72lbs, so Howard had step over to the
in-studio scale. With a (plastic-gloved) hand from Richie Wilson, the crew
weighed John’s balls at 145lbs. John said people often stare on street (“I
expect that. But the ones who stare too much, I stare back with a Jersey
stare.”), not that he had such a great life before his balls blew up: “Not
particularly because I’m not a very attractive person.
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
John said he first injured his balls getting out of bed a couple of years
ago: “I slammed my right leg down so hard on my right ball...oddly enough,
it’s not the worst pain.” Now it’s a struggle just to poop: “I have to
bend over slightly and put a slot machine bucket back there...over the sink.
” Even worse, his balls have swallowed his penis: “As the ball-sack
continued to grow, it sucked in my dick. It’s created, essentially, a c-
hole.”
John then--with some effort--whipped his balls out of the upside-down hoodie
sweatshirt he uses as pants as Howard screamed: “Is that your penis?!”
John nodded: “Inside the hole.” Robin turned away: “Oh, I’m gonna be...
” John said he’d visited a surgeon who can fix the problem, but it’ll
cost him cash he doesn’t have--and, essentially, his penis: “He says [I
should] expect to pee through a tube for the rest of my life and never have
sex again.” Dr. Billy Goldberg, Doctor Radio’s resident ER expert, came in
later to report: “I’ve seen some big balls in my day...those are the
biggest.”
【在 s********y 的大作中提到】
: it is a guy with giant balls on howard stern show...
: they weight 140+ lbs.
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j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 17 wo3 cai1 dui4 le4, gei3 bao1 zi1 ba1. xie4 xie4.
the
crew
【在 j**4 的大作中提到】
: do u listen to howard stern?!
: JOHN, KING OF BALLS
: Howard welcomed a man named John to the studio, noting that John had
: unusually large testicles: “His balls are basically the size of a large
: watermelon.” It took several minutes for John to make his way into the
: studio before he wheezed that moving his balls around--and their pillow-
: topped resting place--wasn’t easy: “I put a pillow on top of the milk
: crate that I turn upside down.”
: John said he last weighed his balls at 72lbs, so Howard had step over to the
: in-studio scale. With a (plastic-gloved) hand from Richie Wilson, the crew
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 18 u said condo...
【在 j******3 的大作中提到】
: wo3 cai1 dui4 le4, gei3 bao1 zi1 ba1. xie4 xie4.
:
: the
: crew
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j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 19 my last one said jd. which is short for ji dan.
【在 j**4 的大作中提到】
: u said condo...
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V*****8
发帖数: 33122 | |
g*******a
发帖数: 31586 | |
j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 22 no, it superman's ball.
【在 g*******a 的大作中提到】
: wow surper ballman
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