b**********4
发帖数: 80 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain4 (the beefcurtain), 信区: Sex
标 题: jesus f'ing christ!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 3 16:27:01 2013, 美东)
so there's this game of thrones exhibition going on in NYC. today is the
last day. it's at 3 west 57th street, basically at 57th and 5th street.
so i thought hmm, let me take a motherfucking cold spring afternoon trip.
let me first go to totto ramen for some fucking ramen noodles at 52nd and
9th. then i would walk over to 59th and 5th, to go look at the exhibition.
so around 2pm, i left work, walked to totto. and surprise surprise, the
line is fucking long! and everybody in the line is fucking chinese! why are
there so many fucking chinese in the world??! dont chinese women dont like
sex at all?! why are they still popping out so many kids and fucking
polluting the world??! why?! why?! why??!!
so i fucking waited maybe 30 mins, and grabbed a miso ramen. finished the
fucking bowl of noodles in 10 minutes... there's this young chinese couple
sitting next to me. the guy is probably like 27, 28. the girl looks like
she's yet to hit puberty... but u know, chinese women can be actually 30, 40
year old, and they still look like they're yet to hit puberty... the girl
talks so fucking loud. chinese girls always talk too loud, always! how
about be a fucking lady and talk in a polite and quiet tone, so u dont
fucking disturb other ppl, who dont really fucking appreciate ur fucking
screaching high pitched voice!
so i finished lunch, and on my way to 57th and 5th. do u know it's goddamn
fucking cold outside??! they say it's cold air from canada... where fucking
else??! why do ppl even want to live in fucking canada??! why is there even
a fucking country called canada??! why can't we just fucking nuke cananda??!
can't agree with south park any more, fuck canada!!!!!
and fuck my large beefcurtains too! while we are on the topic of fuck! while
i am walking, my fucking large beefcurtains just scratching my underwear,
and stuck between my leg and underwear....seriously! why did fucking god
give me such large labia??!! why??! why did god made me at all??! why??! why
??!
so i finally turn right onto 57th and 6th, and was walking towards the 5th
ave... and immediately, i see this long line of ppl waiting along the side
of the street, and my heart sank... i knew the line is for the game of
thrones... the mother fucking line stretches from the 6th ave all the way to
5th ave!!! and it's a fucking long block!!!!!
i continued to walk for about couple minutes, and looking at the line...
seriously, why are there so many fucking ppl in this world??! do they know
that we are fucking depleting the resources on earth! before we know it,
earth would have no more to give us that we all have to fucking die!!!
then i heard people are talking about a 2 or 3 hour wait to get in... i
heard this, and turned around and started walking back to office... i mean i
love game of thrones, i wouldn't mindt taking a ride on top of Tyrion, but
2 or 3 hours waiting in the cold fucking canadian wind??! not that big of a
fan!
and yes, walking dead is better than game of thrones. suck on that, bitches
! | m*******y
发帖数: 14292 | | a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 3 I did laugh when I was reading....
You know why is still cold?? the winter is coming... hahaha...
Game of Thrones the 3rd season came out. It is very good, but I think
Breaking Bad is better.
Walking Dead? watched few episodes, and lost interest.. | b**********4
发帖数: 80 | 4 u need to just watch one more episode of walkind dead...
game of thrones need to get back to more nudity. there's only one fucking
pair of boobs shown in the latest episode!!! what's that fucking about??!
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】
: I did laugh when I was reading....
: You know why is still cold?? the winter is coming... hahaha...
: Game of Thrones the 3rd season came out. It is very good, but I think
: Breaking Bad is better.
: Walking Dead? watched few episodes, and lost interest..
| a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 5 Another TV show is similar to Game of Thrones, Rome, you will like it.
The plot is imaginary, but there are some real historical stuffs in there,
not like Game of Thrones which is based no novels. A lot of nudes, too. One
thing about human evolution is to put on clothes to cover up.
【在 b**********4 的大作中提到】
: u need to just watch one more episode of walkind dead...
: game of thrones need to get back to more nudity. there's only one fucking
: pair of boobs shown in the latest episode!!! what's that fucking about??!
| T********e
发帖数: 8631 | | a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 7 是这样的：
展览几时有？把totto面填肚子。不知队伍有多长，今时延几街？F**k。我欲乘冷风看
展览，又恐人群众多，Chinese, Chinese, Chinese...无奈不胜寒，起步往回归。F**k
, 何似两腿间，转朱阁，低绮户，擦裤子。不应有恨，才怪！ 某处长向别时圆？人有
悲愤离合，why? why? why? 天有四月加拿大寒风，此事古难全。但愿加拿大，千里共
核爆。
此摘要 山寨 水调歌头。
【在 T********e 的大作中提到】
: 求中文摘要
| l*y
发帖数: 21010 | 8 送肉帘一首歌
despite all my rage
i'm still just a rat in a
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0
【在 b**********4 的大作中提到】
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: 发信人: beefcurtain4 (the beefcurtain), 信区: Sex
: 标 题: jesus f'ing christ!
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 3 16:27:01 2013, 美东)
: so there's this game of thrones exhibition going on in NYC. today is the
: last day. it's at 3 west 57th street, basically at 57th and 5th street.
: so i thought hmm, let me take a motherfucking cold spring afternoon trip.
: let me first go to totto ramen for some fucking ramen noodles at 52nd and
: 9th. then i would walk over to 59th and 5th, to go look at the exhibition.
: so around 2pm, i left work, walked to totto. and surprise surprise, the
| j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 9 看来爱我必须要去totto尝尝了。
【在 b**********4 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
: 发信人: beefcurtain4 (the beefcurtain), 信区: Sex
: 标 题: jesus f'ing christ!
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 3 16:27:01 2013, 美东)
: so there's this game of thrones exhibition going on in NYC. today is the
: last day. it's at 3 west 57th street, basically at 57th and 5th street.
: so i thought hmm, let me take a motherfucking cold spring afternoon trip.
: let me first go to totto ramen for some fucking ramen noodles at 52nd and
: 9th. then i would walk over to 59th and 5th, to go look at the exhibition.
: so around 2pm, i left work, walked to totto. and surprise surprise, the
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