a*****a
发帖数: 19262 | 1 Hello everyone,
Just a friendly reminder that school will be closed on Monday in observance
of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday.
And Friday Funnies to leave you with....
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I
pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained
the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad..
.."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" |
n****8
发帖数: 4141 | 2 哈哈，how cute！
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
【在 a*****a 的大作中提到】
: Hello everyone,
: Just a friendly reminder that school will be closed on Monday in observance
: of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday.
: And Friday Funnies to leave you with....
: 1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
: "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I
: pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
: "You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained
: the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
: 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad..
|
a*****a
发帖数: 19262 | 3 hehe，这个父母好“残酷”，不给水喝
或许是小孩一遍又一遍的找茬。。。
【在 n****8 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，how cute！
:
: "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
|
n****8
发帖数: 4141 | 4 小孩不想睡觉就是各种借口。
【在 a*****a 的大作中提到】
: hehe，这个父母好“残酷”，不给水喝
: 或许是小孩一遍又一遍的找茬。。。
|
n*******3
发帖数: 5232 | 5 哈哈，逗死了。我们家妞不想睡觉也是，先喊milk，再喊poopoo，然后明说了要“play
” |
m****i
发帖数: 204 | 6 是我太敏感么，我为什么觉得老师喜欢的笑话有暴力倾向呢。。。 |
a*****a
发帖数: 19262 | 7 应该是幼儿园发生的事情
这个学校还挺好的，号称是蒙校，周五的华人都把孩子往里送
我也觉得怎么可以在猫猫耳朵尿尿？
开始不觉得有什么好笑的地方哦
【在 m****i 的大作中提到】
: 是我太敏感么，我为什么觉得老师喜欢的笑话有暴力倾向呢。。。
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r*f
发帖数: 39119 | 8 这啥老师啊，非常低级趣味
observance
.
explained
..
【在 a*****a 的大作中提到】
: Hello everyone,
: Just a friendly reminder that school will be closed on Monday in observance
: of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday.
: And Friday Funnies to leave you with....
: 1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
: "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I
: pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
: "You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained
: the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
: 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad..
|
r*f
发帖数: 39119 | 9 俺觉得小孩这么讲故事很cute，老师这么讲就不对劲了
【在 a*****a 的大作中提到】
: 应该是幼儿园发生的事情
: 这个学校还挺好的，号称是蒙校，周五的华人都把孩子往里送
: 我也觉得怎么可以在猫猫耳朵尿尿？
: 开始不觉得有什么好笑的地方哦
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