p***c
发帖数: 5202 | 1 no offense，哈哈，但是apple搞得每个电话都差不多样子，不能怪人家 |
z*i
发帖数: 58873 | 2 lol
【在 p***c 的大作中提到】
: no offense，哈哈，但是apple搞得每个电话都差不多样子，不能怪人家
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N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 3 Top Comments
If Apple puts a turd in a box and sells it as iCrap for $400, iFans will
buy it & say:
- I was waiting for something like this
- Smells better than other shit
- People say it is crap because they cannot afford it
- Does not get improved, because shit cannot be better
- The cardboard material is excellent
- It is shit, but came from Apple's ass so should be good
- Excrement is something revolutionary
- Who cares it's crap, I'll buy it
- Poop has always been brown but this shade of brown is nicer
【在 p***c 的大作中提到】
: no offense，哈哈，但是apple搞得每个电话都差不多样子，不能怪人家
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o**m
发帖数: 828 | 4 lol
mark
will
【在 N*****m 的大作中提到】
: Top Comments
: If Apple puts a turd in a box and sells it as iCrap for $400, iFans will
: buy it & say:
: - I was waiting for something like this
: - Smells better than other shit
: - People say it is crap because they cannot afford it
: - Does not get improved, because shit cannot be better
: - The cardboard material is excellent
: - It is shit, but came from Apple's ass so should be good
: - Excrement is something revolutionary
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a********m
发帖数: 15480 | 5 ＋1
will
【在 N*****m 的大作中提到】
: Top Comments
: If Apple puts a turd in a box and sells it as iCrap for $400, iFans will
: buy it & say:
: - I was waiting for something like this
: - Smells better than other shit
: - People say it is crap because they cannot afford it
: - Does not get improved, because shit cannot be better
: - The cardboard material is excellent
: - It is shit, but came from Apple's ass so should be good
: - Excrement is something revolutionary
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b*******2
发帖数: 2121 | 6 lol
will
【在 N*****m 的大作中提到】
: Top Comments
: If Apple puts a turd in a box and sells it as iCrap for $400, iFans will
: buy it & say:
: - I was waiting for something like this
: - Smells better than other shit
: - People say it is crap because they cannot afford it
: - Does not get improved, because shit cannot be better
: - The cardboard material is excellent
: - It is shit, but came from Apple's ass so should be good
: - Excrement is something revolutionary
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d********3
发帖数: 7220 | 7 这简直就是隔壁果粉的精确写照，看来中外果粉同此一心。这次发布果粉没找到G点，
纷纷发文表示：
1、据果果设计师说手感巨好（好具体的指标！）
2、买个爱疯才几个钱，果黑都是穷矮挫北美wsn，纯属嫉妒果粉
3、quote“虽然不给力，但是世面上也没有明显好于iphone5的手机”
will
【在 N*****m 的大作中提到】
: Top Comments
: If Apple puts a turd in a box and sells it as iCrap for $400, iFans will
: buy it & say:
: - I was waiting for something like this
: - Smells better than other shit
: - People say it is crap because they cannot afford it
: - Does not get improved, because shit cannot be better
: - The cardboard material is excellent
: - It is shit, but came from Apple's ass so should be good
: - Excrement is something revolutionary
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c****u
发帖数: 2029 | 8 It is shit, but came from Apple's ass so should be good
hahahahahaha |
