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h*****e
发帖数: 2988 | 1 很老, 但还是很好笑. 不能全看懂的面壁反思一下.
1) The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2) The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3) The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country.
4) USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but
don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their
statistics shown in pie chart format.
5) The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave LA
to do it.
6) The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country
and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7) The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on
the train.
8) The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while
intoxicated.
9) The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a
country or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all
that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are
handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal
aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.
10) The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but
need the baseball scores.
11) The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery
store. | F*****r
发帖数: 571 | 2 sign...没搞错的话 是从英国佬翻过来的笑话 大概有30年左右的历史了... | h*****e
发帖数: 2988 | 3 英国版的也有，但没有美国的搞笑呀
The Times is read by the people who run the country;
The Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by the people who think about running the country;
The Mail is read by wives of the people who run the country;
The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think the country ought to be
run as it used to be;
The Express is read by the people who think it is still run as it used to
be;
The Sun is read by the people who don?t care who runs the country as long as
the naked girl at page three is attractive.
【在 F*****r 的大作中提到】
: sign...没搞错的话 是从英国佬翻过来的笑话 大概有30年左右的历史了...
| c*******d
发帖数: 1763 | 4 哦，反正第一个在时下就不对
【在 F*****r 的大作中提到】
: sign...没搞错的话 是从英国佬翻过来的笑话 大概有30年左右的历史了...
| h*****e
发帖数: 2988 | 5 现在谁run? chicago tribune?
【在 c*******d 的大作中提到】
: 哦，反正第一个在时下就不对
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