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RisingChina版 - Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
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Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elephant's legs and started to pee on one of them. Elephant became angry and
shouted too, "What the fxxx you are doing?"
Now, Donkey and Elephant heard each other's shouting. Donkey started to
defend Dog, "It's Dog's nature to pee on a pole or anything alike." Elephant
defended Cat and echoed, "It's Cat's nature to poo in the sand or anything
alike."
A man came along and asked, "Where's the restroom? I'm sick in the stomach
and I can't find a zookeeper." Both Donkey and Elephant answered, "Human is
supposed to be the wisest animal in the world. Why can't you help yourself?"
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