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SanFrancisco版 - Medical Joke - Crazy Patients
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when
he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw
a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece
of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy.
He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get
him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
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