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发帖数: 4050 | 1 Newt Gingrich is smarter than you. Don't feel bad, he's smarter than
everybody else, too. Just ask him. Or look at what he's done.
Repeated adultery with younger women, while each successive wife was
seriously ill --- and all along Newt was proclaiming himself a champion of
family values. Attacking mortgage lender Fannie Mae, while secretly getting
paid $1.6 million as a lobbyist for them – and claiming he was a "historian
," not a lobbyist. Attacking Congress for gridlock, when personally led the
destruction of Congress' civility and traditions in the 1980s as a "bomb-
thrower" and evil genius tactician. (Seriously, look it up.) A half-million
charge account at Tiffany's Jewelers for his latest, youngest woman (that we
know of).
All this for 30 years running, and he's still a leading contender for
President as a religious, morally crusading Republican? Yeah, he's smarter
alright. As a historian, he knows Americans forget anything over 5 years old
, and the press will ignore your long-term character traits if you give them
any new, shiny story to report.
It's not that Newt lacks charm. My personal favorite thing is that he loves,
loves, LOVES dinosaurs! Not in any creepy way, for once, but with the deep
enthusiasm of a five-year-old boy. For that matter, notice how many of his "
visionary" scientific ideas involve lasers and outer space and huge
explosions. That's adorable. The problem is, most five year olds have a
sincere narcissism that would lead them to happily order far-off cities
destroyed if they got some candy in return. That's why we don't put them in
charge of the world.
But ultimately, Gingrich is amazingly similar to Bill Clinton - two are pot
smoking, draft-dodging adulterers from poor Southern families, who rose to
great heights with brains and hard work. Clinton appears to have handled the
change a bit better, though. Click on the allegation of your choice:
Adultery:
Sex on the Desk - Oral Sex is More Easily Denied
Several newspapers are now reporting that Newt Gingrich is dating and
basically living with Callista Bisek, a "willowy blond Congressional aide 23
years his junior." Biske, 33, has been spending nights at Gingrich's
apartment near the Capitol and has her own key. In an amazing act of
hypocrisy, Gingrich was apparently dating Bisek all during Clinton-Lewinsky
adultery scandal, even as he proclaimed family values and bitterly
criticized the President for his adultery.
Reporters and other Washington insiders have known about this relationship
since 1994, even before Gingrich became Speaker of the House, but did not
have any solid proof to report. In 1995, Vanity Fair magazine described
Bisek as Gingrich's "frequent breakfast companion." Gingrich was married to
Marianne Gingrich during all of that time, and just filed for divorce in
August 1999.
Newt is apparently trying to create a new hybrid form, Christian adultery.
According to MSNBC, Bisek sings in the National Shrine Choir, and Newt would
often wait for her at the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, listening to
her sing while he read the Bible.
This is hardly the first time Newt has cheated, either. "It was common
knowledge that Newt was involved with other women during his [first]
marriage to Jackie. Maybe not on the level of John Kennedy. But he had
girlfriends -- some serious, some trivial." -- Dot Crews, his campaign
scheduler throughout the 70s. One woman, Anne Manning, has come forward and
confirmed a relationship with him during the 1976 campaign. "We had oral sex
. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, 'I never slept
with her.'"
Kip Carter, his former campaign treasurer, was walking Newt's daughters back
from a football game one day and cut across a driveway where he saw a car.
"As I got to the car, I saw Newt in the passenger seat and one of the guys'
wives with her head in his lap going up and down. Newt kind of turned and
gave me this little-boy smile. Fortunately, Jackie Sue and Kathy were a lot
younger and shorter then."
Family Values? Pressing Wife for Divorce in the Hospital:
"He walked out in the spring of 1980.... By September, I went into the
hospital for my third surgery. The two girls came to see me, and said, "
Daddy is downstairs. Could he come up?" When he got there, he wanted to
discuss the terms of the divorce while I was recovering from my surgery." -
Jackie, his first wife. One of Newt's daughters from that first marriage,
who is also a conservative columnist, recently disputed that story (after
Newt co-authored a book with her), saying among other things that her mother
Jackie had initiated the divorce and that "the tumor [removed in a surgery
the day before] was benign." Of course no one knew the tumor was benign at
the time, so I don't know why that is supposed to matter. And CNN recently
found court documents that show that Newt did in fact initiate that divorce.
In any case, I'm inclined to believe the wife this happened to over the
account of her daughter, who was a child at that time.
Dead-Beat Dad:
The hospital visit wasn't the end of it, either. Shortly after the cancer
ward visit, Newt stopped paying alimony and child support. Jackie had to
take Newt to court to get him to contribute for bills, as utilities were
about to be cut off.
Draft Dodger:
Though he relentlessly pushes military spending and talks like a bigtime
hawk, Gingrich avoided the Vietnam War through a combination of student and
family deferments. (He married one of his teachers at age 19.)
Problems With Women?
Newt pressed his first wife to sign divorce papers while she was still in
the hospital recovering from cancer surgery. He also graciously said "She
isn't young enough or pretty enough to be the President's wife." But his
second marriage hasn't been that smooth either. Newt and Marianne have been
separated - "frankly", she told the Washington Post in June 1989, "it's been
on and off for some time."
Does Newt have some kind of problem with women? He has said that he read a
book called "Men Who Hate Women and the Women Who Love Them", and "found
frightening pieces that related to my own life."
Incidentally, Marianne told Gail Sheehy she doesn't want Newt to run for
President. " I told him if I'm not in agreement, fine, it's easy. I just go
on the air the next day, and I undermine everything. ... I don't want him to
be president and I don't think he should be." Newt's response? Marianne "
was just making the point hypothetically" that he would not run unless she
agreed he should.
House Banking Scandal: Newt Bounced 22 Checks
Remember the House Banking scandal, where so many congressmen wrote rubber
checks on government money? Newt hopes you don't, because he bounced 22
himself, which almost cost him reelection in 1992. His vote for the secret
House pay raise, and the chauffeur who drove him around Washington in a
Lincoln Town Car, didn't help. | S*********n
发帖数: 4050 | 2 Why yourtt opened his asshole for Newt?
Read the story. | d**e
发帖数: 9591 | 3 ###此帖已应当事人要求删除###
【在 S*********n 的大作中提到】
: Newt Gingrich is smarter than you. Don't feel bad, he's smarter than
: everybody else, too. Just ask him. Or look at what he's done.
: Repeated adultery with younger women, while each successive wife was
: seriously ill --- and all along Newt was proclaiming himself a champion of
: family values. Attacking mortgage lender Fannie Mae, while secretly getting
: paid $1.6 million as a lobbyist for them – and claiming he was a "historian
: ," not a lobbyist. Attacking Congress for gridlock, when personally led the
: destruction of Congress' civility and traditions in the 1980s as a "bomb-
: thrower" and evil genius tactician. (Seriously, look it up.) A half-million
: charge account at Tiffany's Jewelers for his latest, youngest woman (that we
| d**p
发帖数: 510 | | y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 5 记者怎么不问一下obama.
给obama吹JB那谁,Larry Sinclair
吹JB到底是啥价值?
【在 d**e 的大作中提到】
: ###此帖已应当事人要求删除###
| y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 6 lol... where do you get these shit?
post a link please.
【在 S*********n 的大作中提到】
: Why yourtt opened his asshole for Newt?
: Read the story.
| f*******7
发帖数: 2210 | 7 你已经完全没有理智了，只要是个共和党的，你就马上去舔PY, 根本不看看Gingrich这
样的垃圾比obama糟糕得多。
【在 y****t 的大作中提到】
: 记者怎么不问一下obama.
: 给obama吹JB那谁,Larry Sinclair
: 吹JB到底是啥价值?
| y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 8 哪里比他糟了.
你来说说?
【在 f*******7 的大作中提到】
: 你已经完全没有理智了，只要是个共和党的，你就马上去舔PY, 根本不看看Gingrich这
: 样的垃圾比obama糟糕得多。
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