l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 1 by Jammie
Fresh off a four-year investigation into Sarah Palin’s uterus, Andy
Sullivan now has done has an in-depth look at his own colon. How’s the view
up there, Andy?
As the fall has turned crisper, a second term for Barack Obama has
gotten likelier. This may, of course, change: the debates, the Middle East,
the unemployment numbers could still blow up the race. At this point in 2004
, one recalls, George W. Bush was about to see a near eight-point lead
shrivel to a one-state nail-biter by Election Day. But one thing that has so
far, in my view, been underestimated is the potential impact of a solid
Obama win, and perhaps a Democratic retention of the Senate and some
progress in the House. This is now a perfectly plausible outcome. It would
also be a transformational moment in modern American politics.
You can pretty much stop after the first sentence. As the fall turned
crisper? What kind of hackery is that? It just turned to autumn Saturday,
for what it’s worth, and we haven’t even seen any leaves change color.
But wait, it get’s funnier.
If Obama wins, to put it bluntly, he will become the Democrats’ Reagan.
The narrative writes itself. He will emerge as an iconic figure who
struggled through a recession and a terrorized world, reshaping the economy
within it, passing universal health care, strafing the ranks of al -Qaeda,
presiding over a civil-rights revolution, and then enjoying the fruits of
the recovery.
A civil rights revolution? Reshaping the economy? Look, I know this guy’s a
stoner, but really, what the hell is he smoking?
The drivel goes on for four pages, if you can stand it. Accompanied by this
absurd cover image: | p***i
发帖数: 2119 | 2 右棍的笑話似乎都不好笑。右棍的行為藝術比較好笑。比如科林特伊斯伍德的空椅子笑
話，實在是無價。
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【在 l****z 的大作中提到】
: by Jammie
: Fresh off a four-year investigation into Sarah Palin’s uterus, Andy
: Sullivan now has done has an in-depth look at his own colon. How’s the view
: up there, Andy?
: As the fall has turned crisper, a second term for Barack Obama has
: gotten likelier. This may, of course, change: the debates, the Middle East,
: the unemployment numbers could still blow up the race. At this point in 2004
: , one recalls, George W. Bush was about to see a near eight-point lead
: shrivel to a one-state nail-biter by Election Day. But one thing that has so
: far, in my view, been underestimated is the potential impact of a solid
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发帖数: 4321 | 3 who the hell is Reagan?
oh, he was the guy who passed "Earned Income Tax Credit" which resulted a
large number of people with no income taxes.
wake up! yellow T-bags. | c******g
发帖数: 1217 | 4 U t-baggers need to watch some real jokes from Daily show with Jon Steward.
Your joke sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2004
so
【在 l****z 的大作中提到】
: by Jammie
: Fresh off a four-year investigation into Sarah Palin’s uterus, Andy
: Sullivan now has done has an in-depth look at his own colon. How’s the view
: up there, Andy?
: As the fall has turned crisper, a second term for Barack Obama has
: gotten likelier. This may, of course, change: the debates, the Middle East,
: the unemployment numbers could still blow up the race. At this point in 2004
: , one recalls, George W. Bush was about to see a near eight-point lead
: shrivel to a one-state nail-biter by Election Day. But one thing that has so
: far, in my view, been underestimated is the potential impact of a solid
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