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发帖数: 29846 | 1 According to a report by Daily Caller investigative reporter Matt Boyle, two
women from the Dominican Republic are charging that Democrat New Jersey
Senator Bob Menendez paid them for sex. The ladies say the Senator offered
them five hundred dollars but then only paid them one hundred each after the
fact.
Senator Bob was the subject of a CBS/New York Times poll in 2006. They asked
folks to name the first thing that came to their minds when hearing
Menendez’s name. The top answer given was “corruption” or “crooked.” Of
course, that doesn’t mean he actually stiffed and then stiffed these girls
. His office denies it and I wouldn’t want to presume him guilty. But oh,
let’s go ahead.
What then can we learn from this sordid story? Three things.
1. Take a look at the girl in the picture above. Do you notice anything?
That’s correct — she has no head. There’s nothing but an oval of empty
space where a normal woman’s head would be. What the hell, right? Well,
from this we can learn that Democrats prefer women who are nothing but
bodies composed of reproductive organs, breasts and some sort of
interstitial material holding them together. Since the Democrat party says
it is “pro-women” and offers to supply the needs of their organs and
breasts at the taxpayers’ expense, women obviously have no need to decide
which party to vote for or what ideas to hold and so don’t actually need
heads. Sure, this might create a problem when women find they have nowhere
to put their pretty little faces, but Democrat scientists are working on
this around the clock and when they find a solution, it will be covered
under Obamacare. So there’s no need for women to trouble the empty space
where their heads would be.
2. Democrats always screw you twice. First by working their will on you and
second by delivering a lot less than they promised they would. The women in
the story are complaining about this but that’s because they’re foreigners
and don’t understand that this is actually standard Democrat operating
procedure in this country. Just ask the workers trying to collect their
government pensions in California. Indeed, Senator Bob’s approach to sex
could even be considered the Democrat’s central philosophy: “You will bend
over for us and in return we will promise to give you money and stuff…
and then will give you a lot less than we promised.” If that were short
enough to put on a campaign sign, people would be waving it at Obama’s
campaign stops. Instead it’s just been shortened to “Forward!” Because “
Over!” didn’t sound quite right.
3. It’s Democrat, not Republican, programs that send jobs out of the
country. I mean, come on, are you going to tell me there are no prostitutes
in America who can be screwed and then screwed again? There are plenty of
them! At least, I’ve heard there are. From, you know, other people. The
fact that Menendez took his business to the Dominican Republic tells you the
disregard he and his party have for the at-home entrepreneurial spirit.
As one of these women said of Mendendez: ”He lies. He says one thing and
does another. [He] was nice at first but then later did not seem to care…”
Welcome to the Democrat party, sweetheart. |
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