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发帖数: 29846 | 1 Flufftastic: AP Reveals Five ‘New’ Things About Obama
by Jammie
What sort of fresh hell is this? This nonsense passes for news? A president
who’s never had a more slavish devotion from the media actually has some
things we don’t know about him? Let’s see:
HE SINGS IN THE BATHROOM
Obama showed off his pipes when he sang the opening lines of the Al
Green classic “Let’s Stay Together” at a New York fundraiser in January
2012. He apparently has had a lot of practice. Asked during an interview on
BET’s “106 & Park” about her husband’s unexpected turn as a balladeer,
Michelle Obama said he sings “all the time. Oh, yes, he’s in the bathroom
all the time just singing. He is always willing to sing. He’s like, ‘You
want me to sing now, want me to sing something for you?’”
So this isn’t new, but it’s supposed to be new?
THIS PRESIDENT CAN COOK
Obama said the mothers of the Pakistani roommates he had in college in
1980 taught him how to cook a traditional South Asian meat dish called keema
, a lentil dish known as daal “and other very good Pakistani food.” (He
studied at Occidental College in Los Angeles from 1979-81.) Sam Kass, the
chef Obama brought with him from Chicago to cook meals for the first family,
didn’t sound too worried about his pots and pans in the president’s hands
. “If he wants to make dinner now and again, that’s fine by me,” Kass
said in an interview.
How about we hear from these Pakistani guys? You know what would also be new
? If we found someone who knew him at Columbia and what his grades were.
They also tell us he allegedly broke his nose playing basketball, is a world
traveler and one of his daughters has a peanut allergy. Really hard hitting
stuff there, AP.
Here are some other groundbreaking things about Obama.
1) He’s incompetent.
2) He’s a raging narcissist.
3) He can’t speak extemporaneously without a TelePrompter.
4) His healthcare website still doesn’t work.
5) The media’s still in his back pocket. |
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