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发帖数: 1393 | 1 IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!
The ant worked hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thought the ant was a fool and laughed and danced and played
the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper called a press conference and
demanded to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
others were cold and starving.
CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC showed up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food.
America was stunned by the sharp contrast.
How could this be in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper was
allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appeared on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cried
when they sang, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
Acorn staged a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations filmed the group singing, ‘We shall overcome’.
Jeremiah Wright then had the group kneel down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid exclaimed in an interview with Larry King the
ant had got rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both called for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafted the Economic Equity and Anti - Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant was fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home was
confiscated by the government Green Czar.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the
ants food while the government house he was in, which just happened to be
the ant's old house, crumbled around him because he did not maintain it.
The ant had disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper was found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now
abandoned, was taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorized the once
peaceful neighborhood.
Moral of the story: Be careful how you vote | m********8
发帖数: 7463 | | c***z
发帖数: 887 | | k******1
发帖数: 1393 | 4 IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!
The ant worked hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thought the ant was a fool and laughed and danced and played
the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper called a press conference and
demanded to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
others were cold and starving.
CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC showed up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food.
America was stunned by the sharp contrast.
How could this be in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper was
allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appeared on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cried
when they sang, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
Acorn staged a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations filmed the group singing, ‘We shall overcome’.
Jeremiah Wright then had the group kneel down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid exclaimed in an interview with Larry King the
ant had got rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both called for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafted the Economic Equity and Anti - Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant was fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home was
confiscated by the government Green Czar.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the
ants food while the government house he was in, which just happened to be
the ant's old house, crumbled around him because he did not maintain it.
The ant had disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper was found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now
abandoned, was taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorized the once
peaceful neighborhood.
Moral of the story: Be careful how you vote | m********8
发帖数: 7463 | | c***z
发帖数: 887 | | T*********I
发帖数: 10729 | | T**********1
发帖数: 2406 | 8 总是抢勤劳节俭的人终归有一天抢不到了。
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【在 k******1 的大作中提到】
: IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!
: The ant worked hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
: house and laying up supplies for the winter.
: The grasshopper thought the ant was a fool and laughed and danced and played
: the summer away.
: Come winter, the shivering grasshopper called a press conference and
: demanded to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
: others were cold and starving.
: CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC showed up to provide pictures of the shivering
: grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
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