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发帖数: 29846 | 1 Here’s what womens’ sports is going to look like in the very near future.
Or should we say “womyns’ sports?” This just happens to be MMA, but
reruns will be coming in every sport.
First, some generalities about women. They do not have the upper body
strength or overall size of men. There is no sport out there where, at the
highest competitive levels, women can compete against men and win.
The winner, in 2:17 of the first round, of the above bout was Fallon Fox.
She’s got five straight MMA wins by first round knockout. Why, you might
ask, is Fallon so dominating? Well, the major reason could just be that
until three years ago Fallon Fox was Boyd Burton. And Boyd had more than
just a name change.
Until age 30, Fallon Fox was known as Boyd Burton. Born male, Burton
lived his life as such, though believing for a period he was gay. He was
even married to a female at one point, and has a child. After serving in the
Navy, Burton tried going to college but dropped out, and began driving
trucks to earn money for gender reassignment surgery, which he had done in
Bangkok, Thailand.
Needless to say, the same people who insist that men and women are “equal”
are screeching from the housetops that Fallon has an “unfair advantage.”
To this we say,
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah [pausing for breath]
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Here’s a sample of
comments in articles about Fallon.
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IT’S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Really?
We have to admit we’re kind of enjoying this. We’re REALLY going to enjoy
it when guys who are fair to good basketball players but can’t make the cut
as scholarship athletes decide they’re girls and apply for scholarships to
the womens’ basketball teams on the college campuses and who make sure
their Title IX attorneys turn in their applications. Womens’ field hockey?
Womens’ lacrosse? Womens’ track and field?
Gonna be a whole bunch of mediocre men who suddenly discover they can save a
couple of hundred thousand dollars in tuition AND get to shower with the
girls. It’s a win-win.
To all the feminists out there who will screech about the unfairness of all
this, two things.
First, you’ve never understood the Law of Unintended Consequences.
Second, we told you so. |
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