a*********a 发帖数: 3656 | 1 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long.......
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater." | C****t 发帖数: 3813 | 2 You must make something sexual to amuse people .
How
【在 a*********a 的大作中提到】 : Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in : the White House. She has waited so long....... : The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best : serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." : "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." : The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How : can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." : "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." : On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How : can I best serve my country?"
| E*********o 发帖数: 5965 | 3 Hillary's male intern secretary gives her a cunilingus in the oval office,
and she squirts onto his blue dress pants.
【在 C****t 的大作中提到】 : You must make something sexual to amuse people . : : How
| T*********I 发帖数: 10729 | 4 On the next night, the soul of obama appears. Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"
obama says, "allahu akbar"
How
【在 a*********a 的大作中提到】 : Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in : the White House. She has waited so long....... : The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best : serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." : "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." : The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How : can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." : "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." : On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How : can I best serve my country?"
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