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发帖数: 3656 | 1 Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock , and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which
will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
and the last sticker is…
15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins. | j*****v
发帖数: 7717 | 2 they may not survive even one stop |
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