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发帖数: 190 | 1 Just found this post on YAHOO news. It is a must read -
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down
next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the
10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet
he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the
building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to
Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock
news and knew he would jump."
Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money. Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress. | a****1
发帖数: 634 | | y****i
发帖数: 12114 | 3 人好歹还改了改，某些诈骗犯可是多年如一日地说“您好，这里是中国驻纽约大使馆，
您有一份重要文件……” | r**********f
发帖数: 2808 | 4 哈哈哈。 些得太好了。 共产主义被若干国家试了多少遍，都是失败再失败。 但革命
小将领袖Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez坚信她一定能行。 |
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