L********7
发帖数: 28 | 1 背景：组里前几个月来了个contractor，小硕。 刚开始只觉得他不怎么会和人social
，经常问一些稀奇古怪的问题。可是路遥知马力，he is really not good at making
jokes and asking questions. LZ之前真的被他问问题要疯了。后来知道，他不仅是对
我，对组里每一个人都问了很多神奇的问题。
下面是他以前问的，如果大家觉得以下内容没啥大不了的，请轻拍，恕LZ少见多怪了。
1. Do you think You or Me who is the smarter one?/ Do you think you are
smarter than me?
2. Do you Chinese HATE American People? Do you like war? Do you have Mao
Zedong picture in your home?
3. You Chinese built the Great Wall because you hate Mongolia?
4. Do you eat weird food?
第一次被问到这些问题，LZ乱阵脚了，当时不知道怎么就含含糊糊一个个过去了，LZ也
是刚毕业，着实社会阅历浅，以前是闷头读书了，真的很少想怎么跟人argue。而且LZ
一直是秉着不得罪任何人的宗旨，Be nice every day. 可是真的不是be nice，就可以
解决问题的。
LZ经过这次，心里思考了很多，说实话真心不喜欢和人argue，总觉得是最浪费时间的
一件事情，但是也不喜欢被人问的哑口无言,而且千万不要慌，一慌脑子就不转了，更
何况还要用英语回答。所以对于这些问题，过后想了很多反击的答案，虽然知道以后估
计也用不到。总不会有人傻到问同样的问题吧。
谁知道今天，就是今天，这个人又不知道哪里错乱了，居然问了同样相似的问题,而且
还多了。这次LZ心里乐了，姐不会在同样的地方摔两次的。机会真的是给有准备的人的。
1. Do you think You or Me who is the smarter one?/ Do you think you are
smarter than me?
ME: Well, I am only interested in challenging myself not someone else,
especially the one who is my coworker.
2. Do you Chinese HATE American People? /Do you have Mao Zedong picture in
your home?
ME：We suffered a lot from the war. We are taught to love not to hate or
to kill people. （瞬间联想到鸡毛）
Mao was a leader in my country. But do you have G. Bush picture, or
Clinton or Obama picture in your home?
3. You Chinese built the Great Wall because you hate Mongolia? （ 我真心不知
道他是怎么把这两件事情联系起来的。）
ME：We built the wall trying to protect us not because of hating people.
So in America, you have homeland security just because you hate people all
around the world?
4. Do you eat weird food?
ME: Can you tell me first what you mean by weird food?
5. Why you use a FAKE English XXXX name here? XX is also from China, but she
is using her own name.
ME: Well, you can not expect people to be the same just because they come
from the same country or speak of the same language. Name for me is just a
symbol. I don't really care. You can call me my own name if you can
pronounce it correctly.
6. Do you have any Chinese girlfriends here? Can you introduce them to me?
ME: Well, they are all married and I believe you are not their cup of tea.
LZ今天完胜，最后说要get back to work了，居然还被他拉着不让走，还要继续聊，哈
哈，估计是被我反击的受不了了。
哎，LZ以前真的是上学上的脑子傻了。看了隔壁的帖子，真心觉得, I can be a nice
person but not the one you can mess around. There will be consequence if you
do it. I will show you some color see see. O(∩_∩)O哈哈~ |
p**r
发帖数: 5853 | 2 楼主太认真了，请参考我的回答。
1. Do you think You or Me who is the smarter one?/ Do you think you are
smarter than me?
Of course I am smarter.
In fact, not only smarter, it should be smarterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
2. Do you Chinese HATE American People? Do you like war? Do you have Mao
Zedong picture in your home?
I hate persons didn't do their job, only bullshitting.
Your wife picture will be better than Mao.
3. You Chinese built the Great Wall because you hate Mongolia?
We built the great wall because we like to have sex on it.
4. Do you eat weird food?
Yeah, Beef is really weird food. |
l*********u
发帖数: 19053 | 3 换做是俺，会找个机会，叫这个故意挑衅的家伙卷铺盖滚蛋。俺开过一个越南人，面试
时会写自己的姓，吴。
social
making
【在 L********7 的大作中提到】
: 背景：组里前几个月来了个contractor，小硕。 刚开始只觉得他不怎么会和人social
: ，经常问一些稀奇古怪的问题。可是路遥知马力，he is really not good at making
: jokes and asking questions. LZ之前真的被他问问题要疯了。后来知道，他不仅是对
: 我，对组里每一个人都问了很多神奇的问题。
: 下面是他以前问的，如果大家觉得以下内容没啥大不了的，请轻拍，恕LZ少见多怪了。
: 1. Do you think You or Me who is the smarter one?/ Do you think you are
: smarter than me?
: 2. Do you Chinese HATE American People? Do you like war? Do you have Mao
: Zedong picture in your home?
: 3. You Chinese built the Great Wall because you hate Mongolia?
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p**r
发帖数: 5853 | 4 老黄牛火气也很火爆啊。。。
【在 l*********u 的大作中提到】
: 换做是俺，会找个机会，叫这个故意挑衅的家伙卷铺盖滚蛋。俺开过一个越南人，面试
: 时会写自己的姓，吴。
:
: social
: making
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L********7
发帖数: 28 | 5 俺是用的自己的姓，只是附加了一个english name,在中文名后，上班以后，美国人就
自动只念我的英文名了。
【在 l*********u 的大作中提到】
: 换做是俺，会找个机会，叫这个故意挑衅的家伙卷铺盖滚蛋。俺开过一个越南人，面试
: 时会写自己的姓，吴。
:
: social
: making
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L********7
发帖数: 28 | 6 经典，我应该学习下这种气势。
【在 p**r 的大作中提到】
: 楼主太认真了，请参考我的回答。
: 1. Do you think You or Me who is the smarter one?/ Do you think you are
: smarter than me?
: Of course I am smarter.
: In fact, not only smarter, it should be smarterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
: 2. Do you Chinese HATE American People? Do you like war? Do you have Mao
: Zedong picture in your home?
: I hate persons didn't do their job, only bullshitting.
: Your wife picture will be better than Mao.
: 3. You Chinese built the Great Wall because you hate Mongolia?
|
M*******c
发帖数: 4371 | 7 Kao. I will definitely report to HR when he asked these questions the second
time.
If the HR is a sane HR. He/she will make him quit. |
t*****a
发帖数: 1002 | 8 没必要跟烂人较真，降低自己档次，感觉他也没有恶意，就是脑子有几处短路，反正这
人早晚要走人，你不用理他
有空多想想怎么对付那些会social，很nice的同事吧
social
making
【在 L********7 的大作中提到】
: 背景：组里前几个月来了个contractor，小硕。 刚开始只觉得他不怎么会和人social
: ，经常问一些稀奇古怪的问题。可是路遥知马力，he is really not good at making
: jokes and asking questions. LZ之前真的被他问问题要疯了。后来知道，他不仅是对
: 我，对组里每一个人都问了很多神奇的问题。
: 下面是他以前问的，如果大家觉得以下内容没啥大不了的，请轻拍，恕LZ少见多怪了。
: 1. Do you think You or Me who is the smarter one?/ Do you think you are
: smarter than me?
: 2. Do you Chinese HATE American People? Do you like war? Do you have Mao
: Zedong picture in your home?
: 3. You Chinese built the Great Wall because you hate Mongolia?
|
t**d
发帖数: 6474 | 9 这个回答还叫完胜？我看叫完败还差不多。第一个问题，直接回答，Yes I am，然后嘿
嘿一声。接着说，do you agree?
social
making
【在 L********7 的大作中提到】
: 背景：组里前几个月来了个contractor，小硕。 刚开始只觉得他不怎么会和人social
: ，经常问一些稀奇古怪的问题。可是路遥知马力，he is really not good at making
: jokes and asking questions. LZ之前真的被他问问题要疯了。后来知道，他不仅是对
: 我，对组里每一个人都问了很多神奇的问题。
: 下面是他以前问的，如果大家觉得以下内容没啥大不了的，请轻拍，恕LZ少见多怪了。
: 1. Do you think You or Me who is the smarter one?/ Do you think you are
: smarter than me?
: 2. Do you Chinese HATE American People? Do you like war? Do you have Mao
: Zedong picture in your home?
: 3. You Chinese built the Great Wall because you hate Mongolia?
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