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发帖数: 25 | 1 你和你的老板！YOU AND YOUR BOSS
◎ When you take a long time, you are slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
当你花了太多时间，是你做得太慢。
当你的老板花了太多时间，是他做得很彻底。
◎ When you don’t do it, you are lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
当你没做时, 是你懒。
当你的老板没做时, 是他太忙。
◎ When you make a mistake, you are an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
当你犯一个错误时，你是白痴。
当你的老板犯一个错误时，他只是人类。
◎ When doing something without being told, you are overstepping your
authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
当你做了一些没有被告知的事时，你是越权。
当你的老板做了一些没有被告知的事时，他是主动。
◎ When you take a stand, you are being bullheaded.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
当你坚持己见时，你是顽固的。
当你的老板坚持己见时，他是坚定的。
◎ When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you are being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
当你忽略礼节规矩时，你是粗鲁无礼的。
当你的老板忽略一些规则时，他是朴实的。
◎ When you please your boss, you are arse-creeping.
When your boss please his boss, he’s being co-operative.
当你在讨好你的老板时，你是阿谀谄媚的。
当你的老板讨好他的老板时，他是蛮好合作的。
◎ When you are out of the office, you are wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
当你不在办公室时，你是四处闲荡。
当你的老板不在办公室时，他一定是为了公事。
◎ When you are on a day off sick, you are always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he’s must be very will.
当你请一天病假时，你时常生病喔。
当你的老板请一天病假时，他一定病得很厉害了。
◎ When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.
当你申请假期时，你一定是去约会。
当你的老板申请假期时，因为他工作过度了。
◎ When you send jokes it’s junk mail !
When your boss sends jokes it’s humour !
当你寄一则笑话时，就是一封垃圾邮件!
当你的老板寄笑话时，那是幽默! |
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