3The 1st picture is great!
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4Deception (series 2)
Dr. Cameron: Scan showed a mass in her pancreas.
Dr. Chase: Looks malign. Probably inoperable. I'd give her two months.
House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.
Failure to Communicate (series 2)
House: Did the MRI show anything?
Dr. Foreman: CT scan was negative.
House: CT? That's like short for MRI, right?
Skin Deep (series 2)
Dr. Cameron: Could we talk about her health instead of her breasts?
House: Could be relevant. Come on Cameron, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Many women develop breasts.
Occam's Razor (series 1)
House: Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interests of saving
time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I'm Dr. Gregory House.
You can call me Greg. I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this
Dr. Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
House: This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs this whole
hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a
board-certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease
and nephrology. I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic
who's forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to
worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a
bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying you may
see me reach for this. It's Vicodin - it's mine, you can't have any. And no
, I do not have a pain-management problem, I have a pain problem. But who
knows - maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? [
Everyone stares.] And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys? [
Everyone raises their hands.] Well, I'll be in Exam Room 1 if you change
House: You told me you hadn't changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?
House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?
Samantha: My husband?
House: Yeah, see, if you're going to repeat everything I say, this
conversation's going to take twice as long.
Mob Rules (series 1)
House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it
causes a person's estrogen level to increase dramatically.
Bill: What is it?
House: It's called...estrogen.
House: Take these, go home, talk to your daughter.
Female Patient: What?
House: Your pants, your blouse, your scarf are all freshly dry cleaned.
Everything except your jacket, it's got a smudge on it. Probably two days
old. Which means you didn't know the jacket had been worn. So either your
husband is a crossdresser or your daughter has been borrowing your clothes
without telling you. Probably wants to look older to get into bars.
Female Patient: I don't have a daughter.
Love Hurts (series 1)
Dr. Cuddy: You lied to them!
Mrs. Park: He told us our son was dead.
House: It's only a white lie. Technically, all I did was call them a little
early. Trust me, he'll be dead real soon. Actually, I saved you some rush-
Paternity (series 1)
House: Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what
you look like, they can't yell at you.
Maternity (series 1)
House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove
, except in a couple of states.
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it,
dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
House: [Showing her sonogram] It has your eyes.
Poison (series 1)
Dr. Cameron: I'll check into it.
Dr. Foreman: I'll make the call.
Dr. Chase: I'll keep the kid alive. For a while at least.
House: I'll have lunch.
5Stacy Warner: God, you are such an idiot.
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, I thought I was more of a jerk.
Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die that she
may have cheated on him?
Dr. Gregory House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely
younger than you. Like half your age.
Dr. Gregory House: McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, McDonald.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, McDonald? Wonderful Doctor, loves kittens
Dr. Gregory House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my
back's turned you wait in line?
Dr. Cameron, Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase: [speaking about patient's
symptoms] We've got rectal bleeding.
Dr. Gregory House: What, all three of you?
Dr. Foreman: Why are you riding me?
Dr. House: It's what I do...has it gotten worse lately?
Dr. Foreman: Yeah. Seems to me.
Dr. House: Really. Well, that rules out the race thing. 'Cause you were just
as black last week.
Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his AP calculus exam when all of a
sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.
Dr. House: That's the way calculus presents.
Dr. House: I, Margo Davis, have been informed of the risks which may arise
from my refusal of advised medical care. I hereby release―
Margo: Who are you?
Dr. House: I work for the hospital. ―the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching
Hospital, its employees agents, and otherwise from any adverse medical
conditions resulting from my refusal. It is not the hospital's fault if my
son kicks off.
Margo: Kicks off?
Dr. House: I punched up the language, mostly for clarification. I understand
my doctors consider my decision to be completely idiotic―
Margo: Why are you doing this?
Dr. House: ―but I am convinced that I know more than they do, I took a
biology course in high school. I assume that's... yeah. Besides, I enjoy
controlling every single aspect of my son's life, even if it means his death
. Sign here, please. I brought a pen.
Margo: Who are you?
Dr. House: I'm the doctor who's trying to save your son. You're the mom who'
s letting him die. Clarification: it's a beautiful thing.
Dr. House: You ever see an infected pierced scrotum?
Dr. Cuddy: Um, no, but I know a few people on whom I'd like to see it happen
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: Deception (series 2)
: Dr. Cameron: Scan showed a mass in her pancreas.
: Dr. Chase: Looks malign. Probably inoperable. I'd give her two months.
: House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.
: Failure to Communicate (series 2)
: House: Did the MRI show anything?
: Dr. Foreman: CT scan was negative.
: House: CT? That's like short for MRI, right?
: Skin Deep (series 2)
: Dr. Cameron: Could we talk about her health instead of her breasts?
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