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发帖数: 60932 | 1 At Post Rapture Post, The Postal Service of the Saved
Link:
http://postrapturepost.com/order.html
Class I Message - $4.99
This is our standard message to those left behind. Your written note will be
sent via our carriers to the recipient of your choice. There is a 1,500
character maximum for all Class I letters. Expect two to six weeks for
delivery after the Rapture.
Class II Message - $9.99
Printed on resume quality paper, the Class II is for those who want a typed
message to speak for them after their holy departure. Delivery time is two
to six weeks after the Rapture. 1,500 character maximum. Available in white,
eggshell, goldenrod, and sky blue.
Class III Message - $799.99
Our flagship model. Your message of up to 3,000 characters is hand-scribed
on medieval style parchment sheets, and then rolled and wrapped with a fine
Italian ribbon. The Class III message is delivered immediately after the
Rapture, so expect delivery in as little as one day, depending on the
transportation options available to those rejected from the Kingdom of God.
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