F*******4
发帖数: 2874 | 1 猫：别乱摸
狗：随便摸
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b*****2
发帖数: 11103 | |
Y******Y
发帖数: 8753 | 3 re
【在 b*****2 的大作中提到】
: 我家猫已经被我摸成狗了
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r*****a
发帖数: 27155 | 4 哈哈，今天在FB上看到这个，还想转来着
【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫：别乱摸
: 狗：随便摸
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8
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b*****r
发帖数: 4717 | 5 猫标错了几处!
爽死了should be草泥马，爽should be还ok了 |
F*******4
发帖数: 2874 | 6 我家的那个一挠尾巴根儿就爽的不行了，撅着屁股歪着脑袋。
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【在 b*****r 的大作中提到】
: 猫标错了几处!
: 爽死了should be草泥马，爽should be还ok了
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S********t
发帖数: 18987 | 7 有猫摸时直须摸
【在 b*****2 的大作中提到】
: 我家猫已经被我摸成狗了
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y**c
发帖数: 112 | 8 哈哈，笑死了
【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫：别乱摸
: 狗：随便摸
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8
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m*******g
发帖数: 7050 | 9 re
【在 b*****r 的大作中提到】
: 猫标错了几处!
: 爽死了should be草泥马，爽should be还ok了
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b*****r
发帖数: 4717 | 10 其实猫全是‘别摸’，狗全是‘爽死了’就对了
【在 m*******g 的大作中提到】
: re
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n**v
发帖数: 2109 | |
b*****r
发帖数: 4717 | 12 你家糊糊是那种把人变成cat person的猫，还有类猫是mean shit, 把人变成dog
person...
【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 我家的那个一挠尾巴根儿就爽的不行了，撅着屁股歪着脑袋。
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s******k
发帖数: 873 | 13 猫那个应该加fine print: Subject to change without notice. 猫主reserves the
right of final interpretation.
【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫：别乱摸
: 狗：随便摸
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R******0
发帖数: 6158 | 14 说的好！！
【在 s******k 的大作中提到】
: 猫那个应该加fine print: Subject to change without notice. 猫主reserves the
: right of final interpretation.
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r*****a
发帖数: 27155 | 15 Petting charts of men, dogs and cats
【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫：别乱摸
: 狗：随便摸
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d********o
发帖数: 1436 | 16 lol
【在 s******k 的大作中提到】
: 猫那个应该加fine print: Subject to change without notice. 猫主reserves the
: right of final interpretation.
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P******2
发帖数: 2312 | 17 lol
n久以前在哪看到下面这个。差不多的意思。感叹这只猫猫太sophisticated了！
DOG DIARY:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending
comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear
the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
. . for now....
【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫：别乱摸
: 狗：随便摸
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