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【 以下文字转载自 Piebridge 讨论区 】
发信人: IED (TNT), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: 男人的想法50条 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri May 13 13:38:12 2011, 美东)
发信人: PharmD (夜里发呆), 信区: Love
标 题: 男人的想法50条
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 11 11:08:28 2011, 美东)
http://www.singlescafe.net/universal-truths-about-men.html
50 Universal Truths About Men
by Bob Grant, L.P.C.
1. Why should I remind you that "I love you?" I already told you once.
2. I'll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.
3. I hate arguing with you. I'd much rather find a compromise.
4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.
5. When you speak softly, I can't help but listen.
6. I need to be told "no" sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again
reminds me that you are expensive.
7. Please don't ask me how you look unless you're willing to trust my answer.
8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.
9. When you're happy with me I can't help but want to please you.
10. If I don't feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel less than a man.
11. I expect you to be ready when I pick you up.
12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.
13. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.
14. If you can't stand up to me when I'm a brat, you're too weak for me to
open up to when I'm upset.
15. Sitting quietly next to me after you've made me a meal is your get-out-
of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You'll be surprised how quickly I can forgive.
16. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up, I'm considering
leaving you.
17. I don't read minds. Remember, I'm not a girl.
18. You may know fashion, but I wish you'd dress to please me, not other
women.
19. If I'm losing my hair, it's not funny. Would you like me to joke about
your weight?
20. When I talk to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for
you to remember all the times I listened to you talk about what is important
to you.
21. The woman I love is easy to please. She appreciates the effort I put
into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.
22. You look hot in a dress.
23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel
you're my mother.
24. If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.
25. During sex my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my
touch.
26. I need some type of signal or cue to walk across the room and approach
you. What if you're married!?
27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.
28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.
29. Being respected is more important to me that being loved.
30. I want every guy to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Please don't let
yourself go.
31. When I'm upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more
important that what you say..
32. I hate it when you minimize/ignore my compliments. It makes me what to
stop giving them.
33. I'm more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect
so much?
34. I don't always know how I feel. That's why I don't tell you.
35. I don't need you to do things for me. What I crave is being able to
please you.
36. If I do one thing and say something contradictory - Go with my actions,
that will always tell you what's in my heart.
37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me without
asking for something. (Like a favor).
38. I really don't want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless
of the point.
39. If I don't share what I'm thinking it's because I don't think you will
listen without interrupting.
40. I don't like to argue and I don't like to guess what's wrong. Just tell
me so I can fix it.
41. I love it when you put your hair in a pony tail. Yes, it's a Freudian
thing.
42. Don't ask me, "Are you going to wear that?" when I'm already dressed.
43. A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if
she is disagreeing with him.
44. If you don't believe you're pretty, you won't believe me when I tell you
, no matter how many times I say it.
45. It isn't how much you weigh; it's that your body is proportionate which
is so attractive.
46. Sometimes I have weird and strange thoughts. I don't take them seriously
and I don't want to share them with you (or anyone).
47. Sometimes you really don't want to know what I'm thinking. See above.
48. If you cheat on me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.
49. I don't remember everything about our relationship and that doesn't mean
I don't love you.
50. I need some time to myself to calm down when I'm upset so that I don't
say something I will regret.
Bob Grant, L.P.C., "The Relationship Doctor," is widely recognized as a
leading expert on dating and relationships. As a professional Coach for over
16 years, he has helped hundreds of women experience the relationship of
their dreams. In his hit books, "The Woman Men Adore...And Never Want To
Leave," and "How Do I Get Him Back," Bob shows women exactly how to
captivate a man, make him fall in love and stay devoted to them forever.
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LD说挺准的,而且他认为99%的男人都是这么想的。所以贴过来,供那些一天到晚瞎折
腾然后又怨恨男人心为什么这么难懂的女ID们自我批评。
c*******7
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哈哈,挺好玩的俺竟然忍住都看完啦。。。
t****t
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good post, so true!
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