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c****t
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - 云图 英文版
HALF-LIVES
the first luisa rey
mystery
I
Rufus Sixsmith leans over the balcony and estimates his body’s velocity
when it hits the
sidewalk and lays his dilemmas to rest. A telephone rings in the unlit room.
Sixsmith dares not
answer. Disco music booms from the next apartment, where a party is in full
swing, and
Sixsmith feels older than his sixty-six years. Smog obscures the stars, but
north and south
along the coastal strip, Buenas Yerbas’s billion lights simmer. West, the
Pacific eternity East... 阅读全帖
o**********e
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Good idea. but it could be more general:
Boycott Disney: Racist Jokes Not Funny
Boycott Disney: Blaming-Chinese-For-Everything Not Funny
Boycott Disney: Kids+Kill Jokes Not Funny
Boycott Disney: Genocide Jokes Not Funny
Boycott Disney: That's Funny!
Vote for Honda(/Chu/Whoever Asian Americans in your district): Speak Truth
to Media
Vote for Honda(/Chu/Whoever Asian Americans in your district): Zero
Tolerance for Hate Speech
In Chinese: Stickers about registering for votes and get out the ... 阅读全帖
a***k
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来自主题: Military版 - 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 paladin 讨论区 】
发信人: atack (小军号), 信区: paladin
标 题: 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 11 07:40:15 2014, 美东)
I
The way led along upon what had once been the embankment of a railroad. But
no train had run upon it for many years. The forest on either side swelled
up the slopes of the embankment and crested across it in a green wave of
trees and bushes. The trail was as narrow as a man's body, and was no more
than a wild-animal runway.
Occasionally, a piece of rusty iron, showing through ... 阅读全帖
w*******n
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 这英文
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-
signs.html#/4be624098e31df5c7d001d83/
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-
signs.html#/4be6471ad141b9256e002063/
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-
signs.html#/4be62019d141b9256e001bb6/
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-
signs.html#/4be6029a8e31df5c7d0019cd/
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-
signs.html#/4be5c8b88e31df5c7d00135e/
http://www
w******t
发帖数: 1422
a***k
发帖数: 1038
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来自主题: paladin版 - 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦
I
The way led along upon what had once been the embankment of a railroad. But
no train had run upon it for many years. The forest on either side swelled
up the slopes of the embankment and crested across it in a green wave of
trees and bushes. The trail was as narrow as a man's body, and was no more
than a wild-animal runway.
Occasionally, a piece of rusty iron, showing through the forest-mold,
advertised that the rail and the ties still remained. In one place, a ten-
inch tree, bursting through... 阅读全帖
i*****s
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odete (funny face) 于 (Sun Dec 30 22:40:50 2012, 美东) 提到:
发信人: ADSKMSFT (淘太狼), 信区: Food
标 题: 到底要具备哪些素质 才能被称为吃货
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 30 02:03:23 2012, 美东)
到底要具备哪些素质 才能被称为吃货
我个人认为一个吃货,一个真正的吃货,一个脱离了低级趣味的吃货,一定要具备的基
本素质有:
1.什么都吃过,最近3,5年内上万一桌的宴席吃过,块吧钱的地摊吃过
2.什么都敢吃,有腿没腿,1支腿,2支腿,4支腿,6支腿,8支腿,100支腿,都吃过
3.祖国东南西北到处都吃过,
众人认为一个吃货,一个真正的吃货,一个具备中级趣味的吃货,一定要具备的基本素
质有:
1.什么场合吃过,吃完了会讲得出道理来,光吃不说傻把式,会吃会说真把式
2.什么都敢吃,有腿没腿,1支腿,2支腿,4支腿。。。100支腿,关键是能引导后辈往
前吃
3.祖国东南西北到处都吃过,更要吃完了... 阅读全帖
d*********t
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来自主题: Military版 - 刘晓波背后那些可笑的外国朋友
http://oilgeopolitics.net/Geopolitics___Eurasia/Nobel_Geopoliti
The Geopolitical Agenda behind the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize
By F. William Engdahl, October 2010
With almost flawless political timing, the Nobel Peace Prize Committee of
the Norwegian Parliament announced the giving of the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize
to Chinese critic, political activist Liu Xiaobo. The announcement came
just as US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geither was upping the pressure on the
government of China to agree to a substant... 阅读全帖
y*******2
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http://www.chemistry-blog.com/2011/05/23/racist-story-developin
The website of Clifford Kubiak from UCSD had a page in poor taste taken down
recently. The website listed the lab rules to follow while working in the
Kubiak group. Most of the rules are written in a tongue-in-cheek fashion
covering basic safety awareness. However, Lab Rule #3 stands out. The image
of the offending website is shown below, and implies that the word of
Chinese colleagues should not be trusted.
A statement today by Sur... 阅读全帖
b********n
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16 People On Things They Couldn’t Believe About America Until They Moved
Here
http://thoughtcatalog.com/michael-koh/2013/11/16-people-on-thin
1. Rakib Islam
I am originally from Bangladesh and here are a few things that I find hard
to explain to peeps back home.
•Fruits and vegetables are way more expensive than meat and poultry.
•That, generally speaking, the poor is more obese than the rich.
•A lot of couples adopt children, sometimes in spite of having their
own, and treat t... 阅读全帖
z**********e
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来自主题: Military2版 - 抗美援朝经验总结:美制步枪
二战中美国兵因为这个被打死的很多,美国兵对这个怨声载道。
还有,这个跟人多人少有关系吗?
其实,就是拉枪栓的声音,都不这么危险:至少它不告诉对方,我没子弹了。
查到了这个,在韩战中,美军采用“双枪制”:两人配合,一个打,一个压满子弹等着
;等到“砰”一声弹夹弹出,对方露头时,压满子弹的那个就正好开火。
http://thefiringline.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-106892.html
PDAView Full Version : Did the Garand`s "ping" get GIs killed?
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FatelvisMarch 28, 2002, 07:51 PM
I once heard, that in close-up fighting, (I believe in the South Pacific),
that in a stalemate cover situa... 阅读全帖
S******8
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THE BLOG
The Five Reasons Donald Trump Will Be Our Next President
Aug 20, 2016 | Updated Aug 20, 2016
Bill_Robinson Business, Technology, Entrepreneurship, Politics & Rock ‘n
Roll Journalist
You won’t see another article like this one anywhere else in the
mainstream news media; certainly not in The Huffington Post.
That’s because it’s blatantly obvious that the media doesn’t want Donald
Trump to be elected President.
Think about it: with the possible exception of Fox News, Breitbart and
Drudge, ... 阅读全帖
m****n
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来自主题: JobHunting版 - 大龄中年妇女找工作经过
"米国小本帅锅" 这个必须翻译给大锅听,他估计要笑抽抽,一天满满正能量。
大锅说过的金句 Life is funny. 对我而言funny之处包括所有生活(特别是移民后)
经过的上下起落,你说的“语句有点轻浮”和“有点飘飘然”在我读起来 感觉 也 “
有点funny”。轻浮和飘飘然的年龄已经过了(过了很多个层次了)。在这种娱乐的论
坛搞那么严肃的,不知道都是谁。
最悲观的时候,我被false alarm错误诊断挺严重的健康问题。我自己是学医的,关在
家里哭了两天,那时是最黑暗的时候,甚至都不敢给中国的老父老母打电话,都是一个
人扛!想起孩子、自己的波折经历,曾经特别悲观。但我实在是个骨头里很funny的人
,这个救了我。
可以这么说我这个出生队列的人之中,我是个很有故事的人。不愿意苦哈哈,不愿意抑郁
症,不愿意被碾压倒,这就是初衷,是big picture. 我讲话通常是比较轻快的,这对
我比较好,如果是信得过的人,感到舒服的环境。
我来美国好像也没有特别觉得投奔怀抱,加拿大的医疗我还是挺喜欢的,除了coverage
好,人人平等,另外比较简单,不必费太多CPU在那上头,急症的wai... 阅读全帖
s***l
发帖数: 2236
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qingqingfeng (qingqingfeng) 于 (Fri Jan 18 15:39:56 2013, 美东) 提到:
儿子11了,4岁半来美,现在初中一年,去年8月刚搬家到新的学区。在新学校总是出现
问题,以前小学不这样的。刚开始不会打开locker之类的事,就是手忙脚乱也过来了。
有时会为了小事,他就急。
最大的问题是说话不合时宜,经常说出让人意外话。一次,他说他的钢琴老师,你
smell like a Burger,我立刻打住他,可是已经说了,我很尴尬,后来老师就不在教
他弹琴了。我们已经发现他这个问题,总是在教他,可是,这好像是天生的,他改不了
。在新学校,一次,他见几个孩子在闲聊,他问在旁边的老师,他们在说什么,老师忙
,就说not your business,他就很生气,追上老师说,你为什么这么rude,老师当然不
会高兴,把他教育了一顿。另一次,他在课上举手想回答问题,第二个问题,又举手,
最后老师叫他了,结果他站起来问老师问什么才叫他,老师就发飚了,儿子就哭了。
... 阅读全帖
a*o
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 英语好的同学进来帮个忙
英文不好,可是知道这:
Funny turns? you think it's funny?? No, it's not funny.

turn: old-fashioned informal, a slight illness, a strange feeling, or a
nervous shock
Funny turns: Generally means a sudden, short lived episode when someone
becomes dizzy, wobbly on the feet, confused or perhaps blacks out altogether.
r*******5
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来自主题: Basketball版 - Linsanity Report (5-7-2012)
latest news
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《NBA特報》林書豪復出 伍帥不指望 - 世界日報
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尼克斯89比87险胜热火 纽约用胜利迎林书豪回归 - 新民网
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尼克斯终于止住连败势头 林书豪复出尚无时间表 - 新民网
http://lin17.me/item.php?id=11436
林书豪位列《时代》榜首人物 NBA用车也... 阅读全帖
b**j
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来自主题: NCAA版 - 大家都看出来了吧
现在皆大funny了,我觉得poisoning funny;auburn的围攻我觉得funny;围观群众更
觉得funny。
M***a
发帖数: 201
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来自主题: Movie版 - 强烈推荐:Dispicable Me
冰河世纪很funny啊
马达加斯加很funny
funny这个还真不好比较 主观因素比较多吧
虽然我很喜欢这部片子 但是不敢说这个是最funny的..
l*y
发帖数: 21010
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来自主题: Rock版 - bernard sumner interview 1994
www.jonsavage.com/film
Bernard Sumner
[interview, April 1994]
Bernard onstage
Bernard Albrecht Sumner
I first met Ian at a gig at the Electric Circus. It might have been the
Anarchy tour, it might have been The Clash, or one of them punk groups. Ian
was with another lad called Ian, and they both had donkey jackets, and Ian
had “HATE” written on the back of his donkey jacket. I remember liking him
. He seemed pretty nice, but we didn’t talk to him that much. I just
remembered him. Later on, about... 阅读全帖
c******o
发帖数: 1184
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Zakaria: Will China stay on course?
Will China stay on course?
By Fareed Zakaria, CNN
Events in the Middle East and North Africa are of historic importance, but
the even bigger, long-term story is the rise of China. What path will it
choose at home and abroad in the years ahead?
For decades there has been debate at the highest levels of the Chinese
government about how much to modernize politically to ensure growth and
stave off revolution.
It’s notoriously difficult to analyze the inner workings off the Chinese
Communist Party. ... 阅读全帖
D*****r
发帖数: 6791
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来自主题: Joke版 - Planet without laughter
I. The Modern Period
Once upon a time there was a universe. In this universe there was a planet.
On this planet there was virtually no laughter. Nothing like ``humor'' was
really known. People never laughed, nor jested, nor kidded, nor joked, nor
anything like that. The inhabitants were extremely serious, conscientious,
sincere, hard-working, studious, well wishing, and moral. But of humor they
knew nothing. All except for a small minority who had some feeling for what
humor was. These people oc... 阅读全帖
D*****r
发帖数: 6791
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Smullyan: Planet Without Laughter
http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~uno/smullyan.html
[excerpted from This Book Needs No Title: A Budget of Living Paradoxes by
Raymund Smullyan (Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey: Prentice-Hall, 1980).
Copyright (c) 1980 by Raymond M. Smullyan; all rights reserved.]
I. The Modern Period
Once upon a time there was a universe. In this universe there was a planet.
On this planet there was virtually no laughter. Nothing like ``humor'' was
really known. People never laughed, nor jested, nor kidded, nor j... 阅读全帖
Y**u
发帖数: 5466
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SeeU (See you) 于 (Wed Feb 22 20:29:56 2012, 美东) 提到:
Just read an interesting definition:
http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myblog/58535/
国学如何定义道德?国学对道德的定义∶“道就是包容他人,德就是限制自己。”
西方人如何定义道德(morality)?西方人所谓的道德不是完全指人的言行,而强调的
是人的信仰(belief)。
This reminds me of a long-running program on Public Radio - This I Believe,
which highlights individual's core belief, not necessarily religious one.
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luobing (萝冰) 于 (Wed Feb 22 20:37:24 ... 阅读全帖
a**y
发帖数: 335
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来自主题: FDU版 - MMX专栏--10
近日,MMX长牙,于是,away, funny就和mmx争论起牙齿的说法的问题。我和funny
都说在上海,都管这个牙叫静根牙,然而MMX强调,那个东西叫什么智慧牙。away和
funny算是已经习惯了广东话和普通话之前的区别了,因为以前,类似的无聊的争执
已经发生过多次,比如:Cucumber, 译作中文应该叫什么呢?funny和away当然认定
叫黄瓜了,然而,MMX硬说叫青瓜,还理直气壮的说,你看颜色,是黄的还是青的?
Away说,热狗也不是用狗肉做的,干嘛叫热狗?
近日,MMX的牙越长越来劲,以致于淋巴节肿大,于是捂着嘴到away房里来讨药吃。
各位不知,MMX对吃药极为谨慎,没有说明书的要一律不吃,不到关键时候,绝不
轻易食用以前没吃过的药----看样子今个是忍不住了。Away翻箱倒柜找了半天,终于
看到一有说明书的抗菌素,嗯.., 对药名暂时保密,MMX拿了就开始研究,然后
惊叫:啊?我还没到50公斤呢,不能吃吧?
Away接过说明书一看,原来是说
口服....., 小儿每公斤体重30--50mg。。
不知道为什么,mmx,将mg理解成了kg.
a**y
发帖数: 335
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来自主题: FDU版 - MMX专栏--11
以前说过,MMX好煲汤,在MMX看来,汤是有两种,一种是随便煮一下,下饭吃的,
MMX喝汤,只是对其中水的部分感兴趣,至于汤里又什么虾丸,鱼球,都认为是渣滓。
Sigh, away和funny只好勉为其难,承包了渣滓。
另一种汤则是要精心加入各种补品,炖上一天,然后在饭后喝上一碗,属于进补的。
第二种汤里,要加肉骨头,红枣,蜜枣,莲藕等等,总之工艺极为复杂。一般说来,
MMX做汤所用的骨头得先买来鸡腿,然后剔掉鸡肉,再做汤。一日,MMX想做汤,无奈
家中已无鸡腿了,又不想马上shopping,本想作罢,然而,funny在整理冰箱的时候,
翻出一包物事,仔细一看,好象是剔好的骨头!funny就自言自语“咦,鸡骨头?”
MMX立刻两眼放光,叫到“骨头???”funny一看MMX就乐了,说:
“哈,这眼神,怎么和我家阿黄一样?”
s*******l
发帖数: 4870
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来自主题: _K12版 - 快来安慰我吧!!!!
我昨天问出来了,
我:老师说的话你都听得懂吗?
丫:听得懂啊
我:老师让你做的题目你会做吗?
丫:会!很easy的!
我:老师问你问题你回答了吗?
丫:没有,
我:为什么??!!!!!!!!!!
丫:因为太funny了,我觉得老师会笑的
这就是她所有的心结,从三岁起,就不能有人笑她,只要她觉得funny她就一定不说,
(like she never tells anyone her brother's name, coz it's TOOOO FUNNY!)
如果说完我们笑了,她就: IT"S NOT FUNNY! then 哭,
活活被她气死!
t********r
发帖数: 4908
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sleepyy (最近升级的俩宝妈) 于 (Tue May 11 09:12:39 2010, 美东) 提到:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Parenting/31439969.html
楼主对她女儿的描述,除了"gifted"之外,真是很像我家小茜,尤其是
-(上课)太爱讲话,乱跑乱动
- follow rules有困难。
整个同主题看下来,我其实很同意lazystone的说法,“自己多了解孩子,读一些相关
的书籍。尽量满足孩子的兴趣,对她宽容一些,但是坚持必要的原则。不管孩子天性如
何,天资如何,在这些方面,不应该区别对待。”还有guanshui999说的,“用
psychomotor overexcitability 来解释gifted是没有多少价值的。这个世界的规范放
在那里,只有fit in 的孩子,才有可能以后在自己所gifted的方面excel。”
还是要加强纪律方面的强调和约束啊。
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J*G
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 1949-2009的中国 (转载)
It's so funny. You don't know what's so funny sounds even more funny...
haha....
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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S.R.Renganathan Iyengar 5 hours ago
Brits are funny they are good; when they are good they are funny. But brits
were neither good nor funny in what could have been a memorable and colorful
ceremony. It could have started in the after noon or evening – atleast the
lights could have been there. It was all dark on TV. This is the major flaw.
But I am sure nobody other than brits do understand or make a meaning of the
brits humor or sense of it; it always look many of them are just terrible
urges to... 阅读全帖
I******a
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http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html
Visit the original once in a while. Apparently, it's chock full o' updates.
Slur Represents Reasons/Origins
51st Stater Canadians Self-explanatory.
Abba-Dabba Arabs Used in the movie "Betrayed" by rural American hate group.
Abo Australian Aboriginal Derogative shortened term for Aboriginal.
Adolf Germans Hitler, of course. Generally thought of the worst person ever.
Ahab Whites From Moby-Dick. Ahab hunted the white whale.
Ainu Japanese Aboriginal Originall... 阅读全帖
d**e
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来自主题: Military版 - 说谎者傅苹还在扯
傅苹昨晚在PBS的访问文字版:
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/tavissmiley/interviews/entrepreneur-pin
TRANSCRIPT
Tavis: Starting a successful company is never easy, but it certainly must
have seemed impossible to Ping Fu. As a child growing up in China under Mao,
she was separated from her family and sent to a forced labor camp, where
she endured unspeakable hardship.
In 1984 she made her way to the U.S. with $80 in her pocket and just three
English words in her vocabulary: “Hello,” “Thank you,” and my favorite
– “He... 阅读全帖
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http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=56169
DATECLASSRATINGCOMMENT
1/21/13
math424b
Good Quality
Easiness5
Helpfulness5
Clarity4
Rater Interest4
Tom is awesome!! he's so funny if you actually show up to lecture and is
very clear with his teaching. However you can get an easy B even if you dont
show up, just go to the recitations...so easy! loved him!
Report this rating
10/31/12
MATH424A
Good Quality
Easiness5
Helpfulness4
Clarity5
Rater Interest4
Tom is the best calc teacher. He go... 阅读全帖
c****s
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Updated on Nov. 2nd.
发起华人抗议的好贴子总沉底,做了个SUMMARY, 大家补充,我会定期把贴子顶上来,
也请大家帮顶。感谢Texascave, Clover, DOD0, killerwei , qgyd2, helloterran,
qianhaiyan, weiqing, tsla, MrSingleton, moonflower7等ID
白宫 petition
http://1.usa.gov/1cLkbYk
白宫 petition 84,985票了, 还差15,015票.
各地游行汇总: 大家踊跃报名置顶
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40497105.html
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40471311.html
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40518189.html
很赞的Kimmel事件的宣传和游行传单
https://www.dropbox.com/s/vvhoao740wpyzeb/... 阅读全帖
o**********e
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You mean the slogan for chanting?
Racist Jokes, Not FUNNY
Hate Speech is Not Funny
Blaming-China is Not Funny
Disney, Protect Kids
Or the slogans for signs?
Could be any thing... Diversity is a feature not a bug.
China-US, Win-Win Future
China-US, Marathon for Peace
f********4
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这两天在雅虎和时代网站上看,参与打嘴仗,发现美国人最大的说辞就是所谓 玩笑 说
,意思是开玩笑没有错。
今天在Times网站上“中国想要JK第三次道歉。。。”报道下面的评论中与美国人打嘴
仗,得到一点经验教训可以与大家相互交流。下面是我的评论,写的仓促,打嘴仗的英
文不够好,但是意思还比较有说服力。请大家矫正,补充,完善。
Try grab an executive of your utility provider and joke that you would kill
his whole family to save yourself from paying the bill. You would be charged
for death threats, or some kind of trouble with law.
Try let your kid in school joke about killing the whole class. The kid would
be expelled from the school and his parents would be i... 阅读全帖
R**********n
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http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerless, and
hopeless by the American mass media and many Americans. The American mass
media have lost journalistic ethics and objectivity and have been blatantly... 阅读全帖
t********t
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来自主题: Military版 - 刚刚在wsj.com评论大骂肛灿
直到骂到不准我贴了为止。
Skunk Hongkongese wrote:
You don’t need to go to Hong Kong to know the people there, just read their
comments here, you 'll understand people from Hong Kong are despicable and
even inferior to animals, because even animals won’t hate their own species
. However, the Hongkongese are extremely hostile to any Chinese from the
mainland although they are Chinese, too. Actually, all Hongkongese are
immigrants from mainland China or their descendants, but Hongkongese deny
they are Chinese ... 阅读全帖
r**s
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来自主题: Military版 - 台妹「令人噁心但肉體很迷人」
Let's be fair here. I have a gorgeous, adorable Taiwanese girlfriend that I
am willing to spend the rest of my life with. Not because she is Hello Kitty
, submissive, shallow, brain dead and a good fuck. Because she calls herself
a freak (a surprisingly foxy one) , standing out from that essentially
numbed crowd that I call most of Taiwan (excluding the "hen qi guay" lot),
in ways that make most other girls look like total idiots.
就這方面而言,我想講幾句實在話:我有一個台灣女朋友,看起來漂亮又大氣。我很願
意跟她共度下半輩子。我之所以如此,不是因為她對丈夫言... 阅读全帖

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 西方人为啥不怕死
因为西方人生活太boring,没有太多亲情
从小不懂事的时候就被训练不哭,不闹,不随便拉屎撒尿。长大了被训练成tough guy.
心理多少有些变态。
在大家上无家可归流离失所得人中,很多变态。社会精英中,西装革履的上班族,变态
同样多。
每个人都生活压力巨大,都想从别人那里得到些温暖和依靠,但每个人都无力为别人提
供温暖和依靠。自己心理的焖愤都想向别人诉说,但又都没经历去听别人的诉说。最后
形成的社会规则是,把黑暗面隐藏给自己,每个人都必须funny.如果你不funny,去找
段子,也得显得funny,否则别人都躲你远远的。
同时还要摆出政治正确的立场,套话得准备好,要时刻表现出自己得博爱,热心。即使
是在街道大妈买菜的场所,也得表现出自己高端大气上档次。
拼命工作一辈子,到死能还清自己得房贷就不错了。老一代日子好过点。新一代日子更
加艰巨。靠奋斗步入富人阶级已经无异于痴人说梦。
有些中国妈妈自己努力融入主流社会,炫耀自己带孩子采用了美国人的理论,培养出了
超级乖宝,然后嘲笑其他中国妈妈不会带孩子,孩子哭闹。看到这些,我就想说- 你傻
逼把自己的小孩给害了。
C*****H
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Funny funny funny :)
l******a
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来自主题: USANews版 - 拜登很没教养
Biden seems to think everything is funny. Iran is closer to finishing a
nuclear facility and he thinks it is so, funny. I wonder, if he will think
it’s funny when they can actually reach the United States. Our leaders are
no good and the world is watching.POSTED BY: ALICE | OCTOBER 11, 2012, 9:23
PM 9:23 PM
[发表自未名空间手机版 - m.mitbbs.com]
l******a
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来自主题: USANews版 - 拜登很没教养
Biden seems to think everything is funny. Iran is closer to finishing a
nuclear facility and he thinks it is so, funny. I wonder, if he will think
it’s funny when they can actually reach the United States. Our leaders are
no good and the world is watching.POSTED BY: ALICE | OCTOBER 11, 2012, 9:23
PM 9:23 PM
[发表自未名空间手机版 - m.mitbbs.com]
R**********n
发帖数: 523
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来自主题: USANews版 - Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerless, and
hopeless by the American mass media and many Americans. The American mass
media have lost journalistic ethics and objectivity and have been blatantly... 阅读全帖
z****z
发帖数: 2054
44
对了解alt-right应该有帮助.
An Establishment Conservative’s Guide To The Alt-Right
by Allum Bokhari & Milo Yiannopoulos29 Mar 20164584
A specter is haunting the dinner parties, fundraisers and think-tanks of the
Establishment: the specter of the “alternative right.” Young, creative
and eager to commit secular heresies, they have become public enemy number
one to beltway conservatives — more hated, even, than Democrats or loopy
progressives.
The alternative right, more commonly known as the alt-right, is ... 阅读全帖
p*d
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - [合集] 【奶票哭胖转让专帖】4 月
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2. 请大家跟帖发布奶票相关信息,零散奶票贴版面不予保留。
3. 上月贴于新月保留时间为一周,如届... 阅读全帖
f****t
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 我也讲讲BULLY 和美国规则
再给一个老外同事A的例子,这个同事是个胖子,比较小孩子气的那种。同事B牙尖嘴利
,爱嘲笑人。
有一天A被B 嘲笑,下面是他们的对话。
B:blah blah blah。Everybody laughed
A:This is not funny。Stop it.
B: Come on, this is just a joke. Take it easy.
A: This is not funny at all. How about my feeling?
B: OK.Sorry.
After it, No joke anymore. If somebody makes a fun of you, tell them it is
not funny. If they imply you are not cool, tell them your feeling hurts and
they should respect it and stop whatever joke is. If they do it again, tell
them to stop it again and esca... 阅读全帖
r******h
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儿子快4岁半了。昨天晚上熄灯后睡前卧谈,一直气氛不错,甚至问了他明天上不上学
,儿子顾左右而言他两次后居然很坚决地说:“上学”,然后进一步强调,“明天要早
点起来,不能再迟到”。
罗嗦这些是因为儿子从开始上JK后每天早上都要whine一小下不去上学,从来没有哪天
干干脆脆地说要去上学的。能有昨晚那样的决定至少应该说明这几天在学校待得还不错
吧。结果,就在我认为卧谈结束,安静了两分钟后,儿子突然说,“妈妈,我没有朋友
。”
我吓了一跳,问他,“xx不是你的朋友吗?”(这个xx常听儿子回家提到,说他很
funny)
“不是,xx很funny,但他只对我funny,不对我好。”
“那YY是你的朋友吗?”(这个YY曾经跟儿子同仇敌忾反抗另一个大小孩)
“不是,他有的时候不好。”
又问了两个名字后,儿子总结说:“要每天都对我好才是朋友。。他们都不是这样。。
我没有朋友。”
作为妈妈我,我该说啥好呢?有点想利用此机会教育他要对人nice,“你要对别人好,
别人才会对你好”? 话到嘴边又咽下,如果让他真的报以期待地对别人好了却没有得
到回报,岂不是更失望? 于是一时语塞,最后打了个哈哈,“妈妈小时候... 阅读全帖
d****g
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 中文名字
再贴一个。
http://globerove.com/china/funny-chinese-names/1793
这个贴子写的其实挺公允的。看的我在公司笑喷。我给懒得点进去的人摘要一下。
一。为什么"定邦"搞笑。
No pun intended but the name Dingbang surely tops the list when it comes to
funny Chinese names that are used for boys. This name, which has the
tendency to make English speakers burst out into barrels of laughter
actually has quite a virtuous meaning. A boy called Dingbang is considered
to be the protector of the country. Although patriotic in meaning the name
tops the list of funny Chine... 阅读全帖
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【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: auo (aeiou), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 2015年《纽约时报》最佳儿童绘本 zz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 3 16:09:32 2015, 美东)
自1952年以来,《纽约时报》书评版每年都会组建一个独立评审小组,挑选出时报最佳
儿童绘本。它以艺术价值为唯一标准,也是同类作品的唯一年度奖。
2015年《纽约时报》最佳儿童绘本书单如下,按字母顺序排列:
From "Big Bear Little Chair"
来自《大熊小椅子》(Big Bear Little Chair)
《大熊小椅子》(Big Bear Little Chair)
故事、绘图:利兹·博伊德(Lizi Boyd)
该书巧妙地通过“对立”,向低龄儿童展示了“大、小和微小”的区别在于看待事物的
方式。博伊德仅仅使用黑、白、柔和的灰,以及一点点红色,搭配赏心悦目的剪纸图案
,以出人意料的方式并列呈现了大小事物:一片“大草地”很大,因为草地上满是小花
朵;在用沙子建造的“微小城堡”前,高耸着一只“大海豹”。... 阅读全帖
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