d**********3 发帖数: 11 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: different123 (udiff), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 找女人和买汽车的类比(title, mileage)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 17 04:45:17 2013, 美东)
突然发现男人对女人的兴趣强烈程度跟买车很像
女人的质量(长相等等)相当于车的外表, 出身相当于车的牌子,感情经历相当于车
的mileage and owner history
对于男人来讲,一个女人如果是:
** 没谈过恋爱: New car, expensive to maintain, takes some time to break in,
but the quality is in general good (better auto makes such as porsche will
feel better - because she looks prettier)
** 谈过N = 1 个男友,长度为P个月,没发生过关系: One owner, consistently
driven, no accidents, best used car on the market, mileage is P, the lower
the better.
** 谈过N = 1 个男友,长度为P个月, 发生过关系: One owner, but has accidents,
mileage is P, buy with caution
** 谈过N>1个男友: N previous owners, the bigger the N, the less likely a man
is going to buy the car, usually with high mileage
** 离异无小孩: Salvage title
** 离异有小孩: Salvage title due to total loss, still has mechanical
problems after repair, stay away | w********r 发帖数: 14958 | 2 还记得bmw那个广告吗?
you know are not the first, do you really care? | E*****1 发帖数: 1468 | 3 我靠,那这么划分租车公司的车算什么,prostitute?太掉价了吧? | A*******0 发帖数: 1705 | 4 哈哈哈哈!!这个比喻好!!
【在 E*****1 的大作中提到】 : 我靠,那这么划分租车公司的车算什么,prostitute?太掉价了吧?
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