【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
【 原文由 restless 所发表 】
Farts
A Courteous Person: One who says "Excuse me" before farting
and "sorry" after that.
A Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames one's dog.
A Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours.
A Knowledgeable Person: One who knows when to fart.
A Miserable Person: One who truly enjoys to fart but can't.
A Mysterious Person: One who exhudes undetectable farts.
A Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
A Proud Person: One who th
