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发帖数: 1265 | 1 凤姐当年为啥在国内过得比她周边的穷人过得好？因为她出名了。那个miss piggy为啥
能成为美国公民了？因为被希拉里利用了。当然了，这两个例子可能有点极端，一般人
没那个胆量和机遇。我提的这个方案可以帮助一群来自中国的没有身份的人获得身份，
甚至更多。
这个方案就是：打着“undocumented people/workers for Trump”牌子，然后吸引眼
球，最好让Fox News采访一下。
为啥要这样呢？首先，你不能打着"for Clinton"的牌子，这样会让支持Trump的人更加
厌恶你们。而“undocumented people/workers for Trump”这样的口号显得既有趣又
有力！下面就是接受采访的时候要说的话了。
记者：Wow, we see women for Trump, black for Trump, and now even
undocumented people are for Trump. Let's ask them why. Hi, why do you
support Mr. Trump?
你： Because of jobs. Mr. Trump can bring more jobs. Also, there are too
many new Mexican illegal immigrants coming to US, which makes our salaries
very low. Lastly, we don't want to have many criminals around.
记者： Have you heard that Mrs. Clinton plans to offer a package for you
towards citizenship? Does that sound exciting to you?
你： Of course I heard that. But Hillary is a liar. I don't trust her at all.
记者：Do you worry about being deported once Mr. Trump becomes President?
你： No, not at all. We feel that as long as we don't conduct crimes, we are
still very needed by this country and Mr. Trump is very smart so he can
certainly see this. We believe that he will only deport criminals. For us,
he may offer a package towards citizenship, because more jobs demand more
labor.
记者：You have a great idea. Thank you.
然后，你就成名了，Trump上台肯定不会驱赶你这个有功之人。希拉里上台则为了拉拢
人心，会让你快速入籍，然后利用你的名气，让你在全国人民面前悔改一番，说之前错
怪希拉里了，她才是好总统。
PS: Trump确实不会驱赶非法移民：他需要劳动力，他只是想赶走罪犯。你看新闻：
Trump in 2012 didn't want many undocumented workers deported
http://www.aol.com/article/news/2016/10/24/trump-in-2012-didnt-want-many-undocumented-workers-deported/21590614/ | s*******r
发帖数: 130 | 2 嗯，好主意，不过我建议你应该自己先试试。你可以把你所有可以证明你合法身份的扔
进墨西哥湾，然后按照你自己的方案实施。如果可行的话，我想很多人都会采纳你的建
议的。 | L**i
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