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发帖数: 7797 | 1 A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went
to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a
book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my
bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," said his wife. | s***s
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