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话题: she话题: her话题: my话题: cat话题: tonight
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j******s
发帖数: 1096
1
http://austin.craigslist.org/pet/2484811230.html
My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomarrow. She left a
little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn
and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the
shelter.
So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out
she is a homeless exgirlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think
she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord). She is in her
midtwenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of
life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs
and small children, but does not seem to get along well with cats. She is
playfull and bathroom trained (If takeing over every inch of horizontal
surface with her stuff in the place is house broken. Then she is the Queen
of house brokeness!!!) She has somewhat of a special diet though i never
figured it out fully, but pretty much it is dictated by what ever her closes
friend of that week is into (Raw, vegan, atkins, hostes) You get the
picture. She will be comeing with a whole lot of stuff!! (If it is still
there when she comes home, but when iam done here Iam heading right over to
the free section so maybe not) There will not be a rehoming fee (As a matter
of fact i got $34 cash if you can get her tonight, If you need more we can
hit the atm unless you have paypal then we have lots of options)
The main reason Iam rehoming her is becuase she moved in about 9 months ago,
and for three months everything was great, but then she started bitching
about my cat. My cat has lived with me for 11 years since he was abandoned
in my yard at about 3 weeks old, and i had too bottle feed him and teach him
how to do everything a cool male should know (hunt, nap, play, hide, chirp
like a bird. how to use a litter box!! This was the most challenging as i
did not know how to use one myself. That made for some awkward moments) In
other words Misdemeanor and I have been kicking it for a long time, and if
she thinks I would even consider kicking him to the curb. Well need i say
more?
I may put her up for auction on ebay tonight if my lawyer gives me the okay.
i****a
发帖数: 36252
2
good one

dogs

【在 j******s 的大作中提到】
: http://austin.craigslist.org/pet/2484811230.html
: My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomarrow. She left a
: little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn
: and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the
: shelter.
: So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out
: she is a homeless exgirlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think
: she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord). She is in her
: midtwenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of
: life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs

m*******r
发帖数: 13263
3
good

dogs

【在 j******s 的大作中提到】
: http://austin.craigslist.org/pet/2484811230.html
: My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomarrow. She left a
: little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn
: and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the
: shelter.
: So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out
: she is a homeless exgirlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think
: she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord). She is in her
: midtwenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of
: life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs

f****m
发帖数: 825
4
笑点在哪?
r*********e
发帖数: 29495
5
cool!

dogs

【在 j******s 的大作中提到】
: http://austin.craigslist.org/pet/2484811230.html
: My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomarrow. She left a
: little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn
: and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the
: shelter.
: So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out
: she is a homeless exgirlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think
: she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord). She is in her
: midtwenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of
: life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs

z*****x
发帖数: 2370
6
work on spelling man...
t********n
发帖数: 1075
7
Too long~ Summary plz
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