A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
发信人: EMBO (杂志), 信区: Biology
标 题: 在seminar上我问了一个问题，震住了在场的所有中国同胞
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 22:34:26 2011, 美东)
一般中国留学生或者访问学者，是很少有胆量在公开的seminar上问问题的。即便是问
了，也往往是在speaker答非所问的回答中练练点头，毫无辩驳之力。大部分学者都是
等到seminar结束才偷偷跑上前去问问题。我是最看不起这种人啦，因为我的学术水平
是很高的，而且英文也很好，通过了大学英语四级考试并获得合格证书。所以我在
seminar上提问是非常踊跃的。因为我的科研学术水平很高，所以一般喜欢在seminar开
始前就先问几个问题。今天这个topic和我做的东西比较接近，我决定等一等，先听听
他讲的什么再提问。
大约过了一柱香的时间，我觉得差不多了，举手问了一个问题：“ehh...you
mentioned that ehh....,but as far as i know ehh that ehh......so do you
think that is a protein regulator or something like that?”流利的表达完我的
问题后，顿时全场鸦雀无声。我可以感觉到前排的几个中国同胞用一种羡慕和嫉妒的目
光看着给我。尤其是我用了这个something like that做结尾，这是一种非常地道的表
达方式。那个speaker一下子也愣住了，顿了顿，说：“i don understand what you
are asking.”当时有一点尴尬，我就礼貌的又给他说了一遍。这种情景我已经见了很
多次了，一般speaker自己也不知道答案的时候，往往用这种回答搪塞。
seminar结束的时候，果不其然，几个学者模样的同胞灰溜溜的窜上去围着speaker问东
问西，好像有很多地方没有听清楚。我才不去丢人呢，我一般都是用录音笔的，有不明
白的地方，回去反复听直到听明白为止。 |
V*****G
发帖数: 337 | 2 This reminds me a comment Phil Jackson made on Shaq: sometime he and cobe
seem childish.
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
: 发信人: EMBO (杂志), 信区: Biology
: 标 题: 在seminar上我问了一个问题，震住了在场的所有中国同胞
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 22:34:26 2011, 美东)
: 一般中国留学生或者访问学者，是很少有胆量在公开的seminar上问问题的。即便是问
: 了，也往往是在speaker答非所问的回答中练练点头，毫无辩驳之力。大部分学者都是
: 等到seminar结束才偷偷跑上前去问问题。我是最看不起这种人啦，因为我的学术水平
: 是很高的，而且英文也很好，通过了大学英语四级考试并获得合格证书。所以我在
: seminar上提问是非常踊跃的。因为我的科研学术水平很高，所以一般喜欢在seminar开
: 始前就先问几个问题。今天这个topic和我做的东西比较接近，我决定等一等，先听听
|
V**y
发帖数: 788 | 3 Seminar经常从头到尾都听不懂的路过。。。
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
: 发信人: EMBO (杂志), 信区: Biology
: 标 题: 在seminar上我问了一个问题，震住了在场的所有中国同胞
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 22:34:26 2011, 美东)
: 一般中国留学生或者访问学者，是很少有胆量在公开的seminar上问问题的。即便是问
: 了，也往往是在speaker答非所问的回答中练练点头，毫无辩驳之力。大部分学者都是
: 等到seminar结束才偷偷跑上前去问问题。我是最看不起这种人啦，因为我的学术水平
: 是很高的，而且英文也很好，通过了大学英语四级考试并获得合格证书。所以我在
: seminar上提问是非常踊跃的。因为我的科研学术水平很高，所以一般喜欢在seminar开
: 始前就先问几个问题。今天这个topic和我做的东西比较接近，我决定等一等，先听听
|
V*****G
发帖数: 337 | 4 probably what happens is ,
When the topic cannot attract people's interest:....:......., it turns into
a true free lunch.
【在 V**y 的大作中提到】
: Seminar经常从头到尾都听不懂的路过。。。
|
L****n
发帖数: 12932 | 5 没有录音笔的同悲摧，or something like that.
【在 V**y 的大作中提到】
: Seminar经常从头到尾都听不懂的路过。。。
|
V*****G
发帖数: 337 | 6 Lol, or something like that........
【在 L****n 的大作中提到】
: 没有录音笔的同悲摧，or something like that.
|
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 7 You got it, or something like that.
【在 V*****G 的大作中提到】
: Lol, or something like that........
|
D****r
发帖数: 162 | 8 It reminded me of a joke I read a while back. I cant google it out. It was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
I graduated from CUMS. Not something I am particularly proud of. 北二姨sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement. Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS: I AM AN MD AND GRADUATED FROM CUMS! All of a sudden, THE ROOM WENT QUIET. IT WAS THE KIND OF SILENCE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) WHEN YOU CAN HEAR A NEEDLE DROPPING ON THE FLOOR. I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL IN AWE OF MY MD. THE FIRST TIME I WAS VERY PROUD OF MYSELF. AFTER THE PARTY, MY BOSS ASKED ME IF IT IS TRUE THE NAME OF MY SCHOOL IS CUMS. AFTER I CONFIRMED IT, HE PAT ON MY SHOULDER AND GAVE ME A VERY SYMPATHETIC WINK. (THANKS GOD, THERE THERE WERE NO DIGITAL RECORDERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT THAT TIME)........
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: You got it, or something like that.
|
a********e
发帖数: 3771 | 9 I don't think it's a fun joke. It's quite insulting and disgusting.
was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement.
Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came
to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing
ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID
SOMETHING LIKE THIS: I AM AN MD AND GRADUATED FROM: CUMS! All of a sudden,
THE ROOM WENT QUIET. IT WAS THE KIND OF SILENCE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)
WHEN YOU CAN HEAR A NEEDLE DROPPING ON THE FLOOR. I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL
IN AWE OF MY MD. THE FIRST TIME I WAS VERY PROUD OF MYSELF. AFTER THE
PARTY, MY BOSS ASKED ME IF IT IS TRUE THE NAME OF MY SCHOOL IS CUMS. AFTER
I CONFIRMED IT, HE PAT ON MY SHOULDER AND GAVE ME A VERY SYMPATHETIC WINK.
(THANKS GOD, THERE THERE WERE NO DIGITAL RECORDERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT
THAT TIME)........
【在 D****r 的大作中提到】
: It reminded me of a joke I read a while back. I cant google it out. It was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
: I graduated from CUMS. Not something I am particularly proud of. 北二姨sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement. Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS: I AM AN MD AND GRADUATED FROM CUMS! All of a sudden, THE ROOM WENT QUIET. IT WAS THE KIND OF SILENCE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) WHEN YOU CAN HEAR A NEEDLE DROPPING ON THE FLOOR. I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL IN AWE OF MY MD. THE FIRST TIME I WAS VERY PROUD OF MYSELF. AFTER THE PARTY, MY BOSS ASKED ME IF IT IS TRUE THE NAME OF MY SCHOOL IS CUMS. AFTER I CONFIRMED IT, HE PAT ON MY SHOULDER AND GAVE ME A VERY SYMPATHETIC WINK. (THANKS GOD, THERE THERE WERE NO DIGITAL RECORDERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT THAT TIME)........
|
L****n
发帖数: 12932 | 10 Is that where u from?EZ. Its a X rated joke. I've heard that before. Didn't
feel it's insulting. It's not funny for sure.
.
came
introducing
【在 a********e 的大作中提到】
: I don't think it's a fun joke. It's quite insulting and disgusting.
:
: was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
: sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement.
: Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came
: to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing
: ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT
: WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID
: SOMETHING LIKE THIS: I AM AN MD AND GRADUATED FROM: CUMS! All of a sudden,
: THE ROOM WENT QUIET. IT WAS THE KIND OF SILENCE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)
|
|
|
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 11 如果有人觉得某个贴子是对其的侮辱或者PA, 请与我们联系。 只要合理，我们会
处理。
我想人人都会有过失之处， 希望被complain的一方大度一些， 修改或者删除冒犯之贴。
玩笑归玩笑， 如果有人不舒服， 这个玩笑不开也罢。
't
【在 L****n 的大作中提到】
: Is that where u from?EZ. Its a X rated joke. I've heard that before. Didn't
: feel it's insulting. It's not funny for sure.
:
: .
: came
: introducing
|
a********e
发帖数: 3771 | 12 kinda related to CUMS.
't
【在 L****n 的大作中提到】
: Is that where u from?EZ. Its a X rated joke. I've heard that before. Didn't
: feel it's insulting. It's not funny for sure.
:
: .
: came
: introducing
|
d**o
发帖数: 618 | 13 目前的官方称谓是CMU，多好听，跟卡耐基梅隆重名 |
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 14 多谢mojo， 这下玩笑开不起来了。
【在 d**o 的大作中提到】
: 目前的官方称谓是CMU，多好听，跟卡耐基梅隆重名
|
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 15 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
发信人: EMBO (杂志), 信区: Biology
标 题: 在seminar上我问了一个问题，震住了在场的所有中国同胞
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 22:34:26 2011, 美东)
一般中国留学生或者访问学者，是很少有胆量在公开的seminar上问问题的。即便是问
了，也往往是在speaker答非所问的回答中练练点头，毫无辩驳之力。大部分学者都是
等到seminar结束才偷偷跑上前去问问题。我是最看不起这种人啦，因为我的学术水平
是很高的，而且英文也很好，通过了大学英语四级考试并获得合格证书。所以我在
seminar上提问是非常踊跃的。因为我的科研学术水平很高，所以一般喜欢在seminar开
始前就先问几个问题。今天这个topic和我做的东西比较接近，我决定等一等，先听听
他讲的什么再提问。
大约过了一柱香的时间，我觉得差不多了，举手问了一个问题：“ehh...you
mentioned that ehh....,but as far as i know ehh that ehh......so do you
think that is a protein regulator or something like that?”流利的表达完我的
问题后，顿时全场鸦雀无声。我可以感觉到前排的几个中国同胞用一种羡慕和嫉妒的目
光看着给我。尤其是我用了这个something like that做结尾，这是一种非常地道的表
达方式。那个speaker一下子也愣住了，顿了顿，说：“i don understand what you
are asking.”当时有一点尴尬，我就礼貌的又给他说了一遍。这种情景我已经见了很
多次了，一般speaker自己也不知道答案的时候，往往用这种回答搪塞。
seminar结束的时候，果不其然，几个学者模样的同胞灰溜溜的窜上去围着speaker问东
问西，好像有很多地方没有听清楚。我才不去丢人呢，我一般都是用录音笔的，有不明
白的地方，回去反复听直到听明白为止。 |
V*****G
发帖数: 337 | 16 This reminds me a comment Phil Jackson made on Shaq: sometime he and cobe
seem childish.
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
: 发信人: EMBO (杂志), 信区: Biology
: 标 题: 在seminar上我问了一个问题，震住了在场的所有中国同胞
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 22:34:26 2011, 美东)
: 一般中国留学生或者访问学者，是很少有胆量在公开的seminar上问问题的。即便是问
: 了，也往往是在speaker答非所问的回答中练练点头，毫无辩驳之力。大部分学者都是
: 等到seminar结束才偷偷跑上前去问问题。我是最看不起这种人啦，因为我的学术水平
: 是很高的，而且英文也很好，通过了大学英语四级考试并获得合格证书。所以我在
: seminar上提问是非常踊跃的。因为我的科研学术水平很高，所以一般喜欢在seminar开
: 始前就先问几个问题。今天这个topic和我做的东西比较接近，我决定等一等，先听听
|
V**y
发帖数: 788 | 17 Seminar经常从头到尾都听不懂的路过。。。
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
: 发信人: EMBO (杂志), 信区: Biology
: 标 题: 在seminar上我问了一个问题，震住了在场的所有中国同胞
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 22:34:26 2011, 美东)
: 一般中国留学生或者访问学者，是很少有胆量在公开的seminar上问问题的。即便是问
: 了，也往往是在speaker答非所问的回答中练练点头，毫无辩驳之力。大部分学者都是
: 等到seminar结束才偷偷跑上前去问问题。我是最看不起这种人啦，因为我的学术水平
: 是很高的，而且英文也很好，通过了大学英语四级考试并获得合格证书。所以我在
: seminar上提问是非常踊跃的。因为我的科研学术水平很高，所以一般喜欢在seminar开
: 始前就先问几个问题。今天这个topic和我做的东西比较接近，我决定等一等，先听听
|
V*****G
发帖数: 337 | 18 probably what happens is ,
When the topic cannot attract people's interest:....:......., it turns into
a true free lunch.
【在 V**y 的大作中提到】
: Seminar经常从头到尾都听不懂的路过。。。
|
L****n
发帖数: 12932 | 19 没有录音笔的同悲摧，or something like that.
【在 V**y 的大作中提到】
: Seminar经常从头到尾都听不懂的路过。。。
|
V*****G
发帖数: 337 | 20 Lol, or something like that........
【在 L****n 的大作中提到】
: 没有录音笔的同悲摧，or something like that.
|
|
|
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 21 You got it, or something like that.
【在 V*****G 的大作中提到】
: Lol, or something like that........
|
D****r
发帖数: 162 | 22 It reminded me of a joke I read a while back. I cant google it out. It was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
I graduated from CUMS. Not something I am particularly proud of. 北二姨sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement. Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS: I AM AN MD AND GRADUATED FROM CUMS! All of a sudden, THE ROOM WENT QUIET. IT WAS THE KIND OF SILENCE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) WHEN YOU CAN HEAR A NEEDLE DROPPING ON THE FLOOR. I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL IN AWE OF MY MD. THE FIRST TIME I WAS VERY PROUD OF MYSELF. AFTER THE PARTY, MY BOSS ASKED ME IF IT IS TRUE THE NAME OF MY SCHOOL IS CUMS. AFTER I CONFIRMED IT, HE PAT ON MY SHOULDER AND GAVE ME A VERY SYMPATHETIC WINK. (THANKS GOD, THERE THERE WERE NO DIGITAL RECORDERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT THAT TIME)........
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: You got it, or something like that.
|
a********e
发帖数: 3771 | 23 I don't think it's a fun joke. It's quite insulting and disgusting.
was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement.
Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came
to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing
ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID
SOMETHING LIKE THIS: I AM AN MD AND GRADUATED FROM: CUMS! All of a sudden,
THE ROOM WENT QUIET. IT WAS THE KIND OF SILENCE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)
WHEN YOU CAN HEAR A NEEDLE DROPPING ON THE FLOOR. I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL
IN AWE OF MY MD. THE FIRST TIME I WAS VERY PROUD OF MYSELF. AFTER THE
PARTY, MY BOSS ASKED ME IF IT IS TRUE THE NAME OF MY SCHOOL IS CUMS. AFTER
I CONFIRMED IT, HE PAT ON MY SHOULDER AND GAVE ME A VERY SYMPATHETIC WINK.
(THANKS GOD, THERE THERE WERE NO DIGITAL RECORDERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT
THAT TIME)........
【在 D****r 的大作中提到】
: It reminded me of a joke I read a while back. I cant google it out. It was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
: I graduated from CUMS. Not something I am particularly proud of. 北二姨sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement. Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS: I AM AN MD AND GRADUATED FROM CUMS! All of a sudden, THE ROOM WENT QUIET. IT WAS THE KIND OF SILENCE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) WHEN YOU CAN HEAR A NEEDLE DROPPING ON THE FLOOR. I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL IN AWE OF MY MD. THE FIRST TIME I WAS VERY PROUD OF MYSELF. AFTER THE PARTY, MY BOSS ASKED ME IF IT IS TRUE THE NAME OF MY SCHOOL IS CUMS. AFTER I CONFIRMED IT, HE PAT ON MY SHOULDER AND GAVE ME A VERY SYMPATHETIC WINK. (THANKS GOD, THERE THERE WERE NO DIGITAL RECORDERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT THAT TIME)........
|
L****n
发帖数: 12932 | 24 Is that where u from?EZ. Its a X rated joke. I've heard that before. Didn't
feel it's insulting. It's not funny for sure.
.
came
introducing
【在 a********e 的大作中提到】
: I don't think it's a fun joke. It's quite insulting and disgusting.
:
: was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
: sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement.
: Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came
: to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing
: ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT
: WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID
: SOMETHING LIKE THIS: I AM AN MD AND GRADUATED FROM: CUMS! All of a sudden,
: THE ROOM WENT QUIET. IT WAS THE KIND OF SILENCE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)
|
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 25 如果有人觉得某个贴子是对其的侮辱或者PA, 请与我们联系。 只要合理，我们会
处理。
我想人人都会有过失之处， 希望被complain的一方大度一些， 修改或者删除冒犯之贴。
玩笑归玩笑， 如果有人不舒服， 这个玩笑不开也罢。
't
【在 L****n 的大作中提到】
: Is that where u from?EZ. Its a X rated joke. I've heard that before. Didn't
: feel it's insulting. It's not funny for sure.
:
: .
: came
: introducing
|
a********e
发帖数: 3771 | 26 kinda related to CUMS.
't
【在 L****n 的大作中提到】
: Is that where u from?EZ. Its a X rated joke. I've heard that before. Didn't
: feel it's insulting. It's not funny for sure.
:
: .
: came
: introducing
|
d**o
发帖数: 618 | 27 目前的官方称谓是CMU，多好听，跟卡耐基梅隆重名 |
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 28 多谢mojo， 这下玩笑开不起来了。
【在 d**o 的大作中提到】
: 目前的官方称谓是CMU，多好听，跟卡耐基梅隆重名
|
D**i
发帖数: 325 | 29 óD2?
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
: 发信人: EMBO (杂志), 信区: Biology
: 标 题: 在seminar上我问了一个问题，震住了在场的所有中国同胞
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 22:34:26 2011, 美东)
: 一般中国留学生或者访问学者，是很少有胆量在公开的seminar上问问题的。即便是问
: 了，也往往是在speaker答非所问的回答中练练点头，毫无辩驳之力。大部分学者都是
: 等到seminar结束才偷偷跑上前去问问题。我是最看不起这种人啦，因为我的学术水平
: 是很高的，而且英文也很好，通过了大学英语四级考试并获得合格证书。所以我在
: seminar上提问是非常踊跃的。因为我的科研学术水平很高，所以一般喜欢在seminar开
: 始前就先问几个问题。今天这个topic和我做的东西比较接近，我决定等一等，先听听
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