d*********o
发帖数: 6388 | 1 http://blogs.hindustantimes.com/middle-order/2009/08/02/you-know-you-live-in-beijing-when/
Friday: Wake up and check if the sky is blue. The sky is ash grey.
Start checking pending emails. The next Bollywood screening at the Indian Embassy culture centre is Hum Saath Saath Hain (We are united, 1999). Stop checking emails.Check Facebook. Facebook is blocked.
Console Mumbai visitor shopping in Silk Street that the Chinese salesgirls call everybody ‘crazy, crazy!’ if they don’t buy.
Remember the recession. Overcome temptation for fake Tiffany necklaces.
Order a pot of ‘traditional tea’ in the cafe outside counterfeit goods bazaar. The Chinese waiter clarifies that the traditional tea is a British tea bag. Cancel order.
Editor calls from New Delhi. Clarify that the police have not made another surprise house call.
Deadline interrupted. Call upstairs Mumbai neighbour. Discuss ordering
khichdi home-delivery for a working lunch though it’s not on the Indian restaurant’s menu.
Post-dinner conversation with expats and Mumbai neighbour: Discuss when the government weather modifiers will make the sky blue again, the crowded Beijing subway vs Mumbai local, and whether anyone has ever seen a bird fly over Beijing’s central business district.
Post-dinner walk. A band plays Pretty Woman. A counterfeit Michael Jackson walks past us, complete with dark glasses in the dark. Check the night sky. You know you live in Beijing when you are more likely to see a fake Michael Jackson on the street than a real star in the sky.
Saturday: Wake up and check if the sky is blue. The sky is ash grey.
Remember dinner chat and look out of the window to spot a bird. Give up.
Order home-delivery of the California Hippie. Relax, it’s a sandwich.
Start reading the China Daily. Page 1: A 150-kg pig lives in Beijing’s Rome Garden residential area with his own massage nannies, milk pills and potato chips. “Laifu has breakfast, sleeps awhile, then gets up to bask in the sunshine and later has lunch,’’ said the news. Stop reading the China Daily. Give up the day’s diary.
PS: Rain! The sky was blue on Sunday. |
t*******h
发帖数: 2882 | 2 这老三记者相当自以为是，住在中国对她真是一种折磨，而且和加拿大驻京记者一样，
都不学中文。另外有两个印度女记者的网站，还是不错滴。
http://inchincloser.com/
Pallavi Aiyar
http://www.pallaviaiyar.com/home |
p******u
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y***o
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c*********3
发帖数: 6862 | 5
Wake up and check if the air is fresh. it smells like asshole. lol
【在 y***o 的大作中提到】
: 太装13了，按她的这个标准，的里不知道会是怎样
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p******u
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m**********n
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e**s
发帖数: 4638 | 8 气象工作者，环保人士，时刻挂网的宅女 。。。。。。。lol |
h*********i
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s**********d
发帖数: 36899 | 10 不知道姓啥了。
北京的空气，西洋大人才能说，你阿三哪里有资格说？ |
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l*w
发帖数: 3758 | 11 靠说的跟德里有蓝天似的。
Embassy culture centre is Hum Saath Saath Hain (We are united, 1999). Stop
checking emails.Check Facebook. Facebook is blocked.
call everybody ‘crazy, crazy!’ if they don’t buy.
bazaar. The Chinese waiter clarifies that the traditional tea is a British
tea bag. Cancel order.
surprise house call.
restaurant’s menu.
the government weather modifiers will make the sky blue again, the crowded
Beijing subway vs Mumbai local, and whether anyone has ever seen a bird fly
over Beijing’s central business:
walks past us, complete with dark glasses in the dark. Check the night sky.
You know you live in Beijing when you are more likely to see a fake Michael
Jackson on the street than a:
Rome Garden residential area with his own massage nannies, milk pills and
potato chips. “Laifu has breakfast, sleeps awhile, then gets up to bask in
the sunshine and later has lunch,:
【在 d*********o 的大作中提到】
: http://blogs.hindustantimes.com/middle-order/2009/08/02/you-know-you-live-in-beijing-when/
: Friday: Wake up and check if the sky is blue. The sky is ash grey.
: Start checking pending emails. The next Bollywood screening at the Indian Embassy culture centre is Hum Saath Saath Hain (We are united, 1999). Stop checking emails.Check Facebook. Facebook is blocked.
: Console Mumbai visitor shopping in Silk Street that the Chinese salesgirls call everybody ‘crazy, crazy!’ if they don’t buy.
: Remember the recession. Overcome temptation for fake Tiffany necklaces.
: Order a pot of ‘traditional tea’ in the cafe outside counterfeit goods bazaar. The Chinese waiter clarifies that the traditional tea is a British tea bag. Cancel order.
: Editor calls from New Delhi. Clarify that the police have not made another surprise house call.
: Deadline interrupted. Call upstairs Mumbai neighbour. Discuss ordering
: khichdi home-delivery for a working lunch though it’s not on the Indian restaurant’s menu.
: Post-dinner conversation with expats and Mumbai neighbour: Discuss when the government weather modifiers will make the sky blue again, the crowded Beijing subway vs Mumbai local, and whether anyone has ever seen a bird fly over Beijing’s central business district.
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c****g
发帖数: 37081 | 12 俺在俺们那疙瘩(东部农村)闻了6年牛粪，现在回去都不习惯了。
【在 p******u 的大作中提到】
: smells like rotten tuna
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d******g
发帖数: 6966 | 13 留言道。。then go back to your filthy piece-of-shit country pls....不过估计
肯定被普世censored的。。哈哈。。。阿三真tmd可怜。。二月份回上海最好不要让我
看到路上有filthy阿三 |
t*******h
发帖数: 2882 | 14 貌似已经被普世了，呵呵。不过真没必要和她较真，她的上一篇文章是关于中印边界
的，引来巴铁和三哥的一通嘴仗，最后都被她咔嚓一下，只剩一个回复了。以往她乱删
评论的做法连住在北京的三哥都看不过去。
【在 d******g 的大作中提到】
: 留言道。。then go back to your filthy piece-of-shit country pls....不过估计
: 肯定被普世censored的。。哈哈。。。阿三真tmd可怜。。二月份回上海最好不要让我
: 看到路上有filthy阿三
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L*****E
发帖数: 658 | 15 敏感词啊敏感词
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November 22, 2010 at 11:15 pm
DID YOU WIPE UR *** WITH FINGERS?
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November 22, 2010 at 11:21 pm
**** UR MOM, UR MOM IS FUCKED BY 5-MAO DOG
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November 22nd, 2010 at 11:18 pm
PLA RAPES HER **** ON DAILY BASIS |
