n****4
发帖数: 12553 | 1 达赖去看牙医，他30岁的儿子进来问他爸要300块钱买游戏机。在那一刻，灵光一闪间
，达赖认出了他。
One of the world’s greatest spiritual leaders just made an incredible
proclamation that is bound to save tons of time and make Buddhists all over
the world stand up and cheer: The Dalai Lama has announced that his dentist
’s 30-year-old son is the reincarnation of him and should just take over as
Dalai Lama after he dies!
This is incredibly awesome! Usually, finding the reincarnation of the Dalai
Lama requires Buddhist clerics to search throughout Tibet for up to four
years in order to identify a child who can pass a series of tests to verify
his identity as the reborn avatar of the spiritual leader, but now that the
Dalai Lama has confirmed that he has already been reborn as the adult son of
his dentist, the succession process won’t take any time at all!
The Dalai Lama said that he discovered the reborn version of himself during
a visit to his dentist, Klaus Helmutt, DDS, for a routine teeth cleaning.
During the visit, the dentist’s 30-year-old son Karl entered his father’s
office and asked him if he could have $300 to buy a Nintendo Switch, at
which point the Dalai Lama instantly identified him as the reincarnation of
himself, and therefore his immediate successor after he dies.
“In the past, finding the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama has been an
incredibly prolonged process, but I’m pleased to announce that I’ve
already been reborn as my dentist’s boy, Karl Helmutt,” said the Dalai
Lama in a statement. “My dentist’s boy is me, and that’s great. My soul
is in his body and so when I die, that’s fine, because he’s already me and
he should just become the Dalai Lama right away.”
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The Dalai Lama went on to say that he realized that the 30-year-old Helmutt
was the reincarnation of himself because he “smelled like me” and “knew
where I kept my rake (in the garage),” both sure signs in his mind that the
two of them were the same person, with one soul passed between two bodies.
This is completely amazing! Just when you thought the Dalai Lama couldn’t
get any wiser, he goes out of his way to find his new middle-aged avatar way
in advance. Kudos to him for making the process of appointing a new Dalai
Lama as efficient and smooth as possible! |
n****4
发帖数: 12553 | 2 是个白皮
over
dentist
as
Dalai
verify
【在 n****4 的大作中提到】
: 达赖去看牙医，他30岁的儿子进来问他爸要300块钱买游戏机。在那一刻，灵光一闪间
: ，达赖认出了他。
: One of the world’s greatest spiritual leaders just made an incredible
: proclamation that is bound to save tons of time and make Buddhists all over
: the world stand up and cheer: The Dalai Lama has announced that his dentist
: ’s 30-year-old son is the reincarnation of him and should just take over as
: Dalai Lama after he dies!
: This is incredibly awesome! Usually, finding the reincarnation of the Dalai
: Lama requires Buddhist clerics to search throughout Tibet for up to four
: years in order to identify a child who can pass a series of tests to verify
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w**********g
发帖数: 5486 | |
i********r
发帖数: 12113 | |
S********t
发帖数: 1 | 5 尼玛，有点常识吗？
转世要求灵童只有在前任达赖死去后，表现出灵异才行。。
老和尚现在就转世了？ |
w*p
发帖数: 16484 | |
q******s
发帖数: 7469 | 7 转世灵童好帅，想干他，石更了
: 是个白皮
: over
: dentist
: as
: Dalai
: verify
【在 n****4 的大作中提到】
: 是个白皮
:
: over
: dentist
: as
: Dalai
: verify
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C*********e
发帖数: 1 | 8 哈哈
【在 w*p 的大作中提到】
: 我日，达赖转世能不能搞全民公投
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w*p
发帖数: 16484 | 9 老和尚可以修改转世SOP，本来以前的SOP就是编出来骗人的
: 尼玛，有点常识吗？
: 转世要求灵童只有在前任达赖死去后，表现出灵异才行。。
: 老和尚现在就转世了？
【在 S********t 的大作中提到】
: 尼玛，有点常识吗？
: 转世要求灵童只有在前任达赖死去后，表现出灵异才行。。
: 老和尚现在就转世了？
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l**a
发帖数: 11 | 10 假新闻
话说流亡政府也是山头林立
这样会把牙医家卷入腥风血雨
政治是很残酷的
over
dentist
as
Dalai
verify
【在 n****4 的大作中提到】
: 达赖去看牙医，他30岁的儿子进来问他爸要300块钱买游戏机。在那一刻，灵光一闪间
: ，达赖认出了他。
: One of the world’s greatest spiritual leaders just made an incredible
: proclamation that is bound to save tons of time and make Buddhists all over
: the world stand up and cheer: The Dalai Lama has announced that his dentist
: ’s 30-year-old son is the reincarnation of him and should just take over as
: Dalai Lama after he dies!
: This is incredibly awesome! Usually, finding the reincarnation of the Dalai
: Lama requires Buddhist clerics to search throughout Tibet for up to four
: years in order to identify a child who can pass a series of tests to verify
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s*******u
发帖数: 9508 | 11 牙医用迷幻药了吧。。。。
擦，老秃驴这是要把藏传佛教搞垮啊 |
d****o
发帖数: 32610 | 12 生体转世是粪坑原创
大和尚要交专利费
over
dentist
as
Dalai
verify
【在 n****4 的大作中提到】
: 达赖去看牙医，他30岁的儿子进来问他爸要300块钱买游戏机。在那一刻，灵光一闪间
: ，达赖认出了他。
: One of the world’s greatest spiritual leaders just made an incredible
: proclamation that is bound to save tons of time and make Buddhists all over
: the world stand up and cheer: The Dalai Lama has announced that his dentist
: ’s 30-year-old son is the reincarnation of him and should just take over as
: Dalai Lama after he dies!
: This is incredibly awesome! Usually, finding the reincarnation of the Dalai
: Lama requires Buddhist clerics to search throughout Tibet for up to four
: years in order to identify a child who can pass a series of tests to verify
|
e*n
发帖数: 1511 | 13 这是灵魂穿越转世。看avengers看多了
：达赖去看牙医，他30岁的儿子进来问他爸要300块钱买游戏机。在那一刻，灵光一闪间
：，达赖认出了他。 |
w*p
发帖数: 16484 | |
i********r
发帖数: 12113 | 15 老和尚只挑白男
【在 w*p 的大作中提到】
: 这往后要要求双修的女弟子更多了
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n****4
发帖数: 12553 | 16 为什么这么说？老头是认真的
【在 l**a 的大作中提到】
: 假新闻
: 话说流亡政府也是山头林立
: 这样会把牙医家卷入腥风血雨
: 政治是很残酷的
:
: over
: dentist
: as
: Dalai
: verify
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r********e
发帖数: 1879 | |
o***8
发帖数: 46 | 18 怎么看着像bulletproof monk?
: 是个白皮
: over
: dentist
: as
: Dalai
: verify
【在 n****4 的大作中提到】
: 为什么这么说？老头是认真的
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l**a
发帖数: 11 | 19 转世系统 怎么可能根据达赖的流亡地点选下世
而且还选一个有利益冲突的人
那牙医有动机直接杀了他让儿子即位
转世系统应该是个非常鲁棒的系统
【在 n****4 的大作中提到】
: 为什么这么说？老头是认真的
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J**********r
发帖数: 1 | 20 达赖可以找个白帅哥小鲜肉转世，圆寂之前交合就把自己的元精注入他的身体
【在 q******s 的大作中提到】
: 转世灵童好帅，想干他，石更了
:
:
: 是个白皮
:
: over
:
: dentist
:
: as
:
: Dalai
:
: verify
:
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q******s
发帖数: 7469 | 21 元精是鸡吧玩意儿？裤湿纳的元精给了谁？
: 达赖可以找个白帅哥小鲜肉转世，圆寂之前交合就把自己的元精注入他的身体
【在 J**********r 的大作中提到】
: 达赖可以找个白帅哥小鲜肉转世，圆寂之前交合就把自己的元精注入他的身体
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B*Q
发帖数: 25729 | |
m*****t
发帖数: 16663 | 23 小哥长得真帅不错，我支持。
【在 n****4 的大作中提到】
: 是个白皮
:
: over
: dentist
: as
: Dalai
: verify
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