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发帖数: 5554 | 1 我订阅了psi-k的找工作广告，今天看到一个调侃比较有意思～
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Subject: postdoc position
Category: Job
From: juttar ogal
Date: 09-Sep-2011 17:52
Message:
I am desperately searching for eager victims - postdocs or PhD students -
mine or other supervisors' - to make my workhorses and to plunder ideas from
. I am a dirty Hun who seethes from jealousy out of every pore. I cannot do
research myself because I'm narrow-minded, rigid-brained, and petty.
Therefore, I have to recruit desperate scientists from anywhere in the world
and then manage (harangue) them into submission. The smarter you are
relative to me, the more I will hate you. If you complain, you will be
threatened by my gang of goons - faculty and administration are all allied
with me in order to achieve our clan's goal of world domination which has
eluded us for the last century or so. The reward for taking up this Faustian
bargain with me is good renumeration - but if you start to complain or
expose the secret of my incompetence to others, especially outsiders, then
you will be let go as we cannot tolerate traitors within our ranks. ALL
credit for your work will go to me and my gang of inbred dullards, not to
you. We are ruthless gangsters who recruit legitimate scientists from all
over the world to do our work because we cannot do any of it ourselves - due
to severe brain rigidity brought about by centuries of inbreeding the
traits of blind obedience, robotization, and general dullness. The
techniques which we employ to keep these victims productive is nagging,
threats and psychological abuse, facilitated by the university's
administration. Eventually, the victims give up all credit for their
research to us. I have no conscience since I am a psychopath. I am entitled
to success because supremacy is my birthright.
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