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Seattle版 - 比尔盖茨的新cash pig (转载)
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o**********e
发帖数: 18403
1
旧贴重贴。 找不到了。
微软LAYOFF传言:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/summertime-blues-microsoft-inside
老中要警惕,团结,多
联合老美,要是LAYOFF
老美,HIRE烙印,就得
一起反了.
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发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: 比尔盖茨的新cash pig
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 18 21:45:33 2014, 美东)
烙印说: 你的奶牛老掉牙了, 我帮您把它宰了,
http://www.wired.com/business/2014/03/beginning-of-end-for-wind
我会给您喂一只老大的cash pig,去拱Goog的午餐。。。
大牛小牛们闻风而逃。。。
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2109223/xbox-chief-whitten-leave
奶牛死后, 烙印说我们得省钱了。 外包省钱, 烙印
签证工省钱。。。
传说中的老大的cash pig,永远不会出现的。。。
烙印也不会care. 目的达到。
欢迎来俱乐部ITRelief:
http://www.mitbbs.com/club_bbsdoc/ITRelief.html
------------------ original story :
Once upon a time there was an emperor whose only interest in life was to
dress up in fashionable clothes. He kept changing his clothes so that people
could admire him.
Once, two thieves decided to teach him a lesson.
They told the emperor that they were very fine tailors and could sew a
lovely new suit for him. It would be so light and fine that it would seem
invisible. Only those who were stupid could not see it. The emperor was very
excited and ordered the new tailors to begin their work.
One day, the king asked the prime minister to go and see how much work the
two tailors had done. He saw the two men moving scissors in the air but he
could see no cloth! He kept quiet for fear of being called stupid and
ignorant. Instead, he praised the fabric and said it was marvellous.
Finally, the emperor’s new dress was ready. He could see nothing but he too
did not want to appear stupid. He admired the dress and thanked the tailors
. He was asked to parade down the street for all to see the new clothes. The
emperor paraded down the main street. The people could only see a naked
emperor but no one admitted it for fear of being thought stupid.
They foolishly praised the invisible fabric and the colours. The emperor was
very happy.
At last, a child cried out, “The emperor is naked!”
Soon everyone began to murmur the same thing and very soon all shouted, “
The emperor is not wearing anything!”
The emperor realised the truth but preferred to believe that his people were
stupid.
H**********s
发帖数: 1252
2
layoff能把报表做好看。

【在 o**********e 的大作中提到】
: 旧贴重贴。 找不到了。
: 微软LAYOFF传言:
: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/summertime-blues-microsoft-inside
: 老中要警惕,团结,多
: 联合老美,要是LAYOFF
: 老美,HIRE烙印,就得
: 一起反了.
: ---------------------------------------------
: 发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: SanFrancisco
: 标 题: 比尔盖茨的新cash pig

m*******n
发帖数: 5103
3
好像在买买提看到不止一次 "cash pig" 这词了,你们确定吗?应该是 cash cow 吧?
意思是一个公司的营收主要来源,而且是稳定、长期的营收。
Cow,母牛,母牛可以源源不断地产奶,代表长期稳定的收入;pig,猪,猪杀一次就没
了。
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
4
Right! Please take a look。 别的裁人的
需要想想以后活谁做, 烙印可以完全不管!
VMWare 大换血: 微软高通的未来:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/41469339.html
烙印思科,高通的搬运策略
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanDiego/31912121.html
诺基亚新CEO跟微软CEO同学, turnaround artist, 没当
CEO前就部门裁员25,000。 他说“regrettable, but necessary"
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Boston/31720621.html
同时搬运烙印:
http://www.indiaincorporated.com/news-archive-indiainc/item/722
You see a pattern? 进俱乐部看吧: 姑息养奸,后果自选
http://www.mitbbs.com/clubarticle_t/ITRelief/31111643.html

【在 H**********s 的大作中提到】
: layoff能把报表做好看。
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
5
IBM+APPLE发来贺电!
Nutella的"Mobile First,
Productivity First"
Pipe dream只能靠他
的三线校友在美国IT部门
的内线来救驾了!
微软人不要被他忽悠了,
他一边计划裁员,一边
$100M合同送给烙印公司
infosys. 就是那个被控
歧视老美,90%烙印,被政府
告搞签证诈骗的那个ICC。
G是唯一可能的"Mobile First
Productivity First" partner,
可是G的选择可多了: salesforce,
oracle, HP。 不见得轮得上微软。
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
6
u**c
发帖数: 17972
7
请问印度人是不是迫害过你?

【在 o**********e 的大作中提到】
: 顶
k***e
发帖数: 1931
8
他已经魔怔了。

【在 u**c 的大作中提到】
: 请问印度人是不是迫害过你?
b***y
发帖数: 824
9
他脑子进水了,还是咖喱味的

【在 k***e 的大作中提到】
: 他已经魔怔了。
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