K***j
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Dear tYLS or tWall or whatever dumb shit you call it these days:
I am a second-semester 3L. How exciting. In a surprising turn of events, I
decided I want to work for a couple of years at a law firm but eventually
try to become a published author, or, if that fails, get a Ph.D. and try to
become a professor.
Why am I telling you all of this? It’s because I wanted to thank you all
for inspiring me to follow my passions and my dreams. Specifically, these
passions and dreams are writing and making fun of people.
I realized I hate law and politics. Why? Because I literally hate like 90%
of you, and honestly I don’t really feel like going down the path that
involves being stuck with even more people like you who literally have no
sense of humor and get offended over literally everything. You think
Clarence Thomas hates YLS? Clarence Thomas ain’t got SHIT on me.
I’ve watched as you guys get offended over the dumbest shit and wax
political over the dumbest shit. LOL. I mean wow, and seriously, this
fucking school. If the sticks up your asses were any larger, you guys would
give Muslim extremists a run for their money. I thought Muslim terrorists
were pretty bad for getting offended to the point of wanting to cause
physical violence over a drawing, but I’m willing to bet there are a couple
of words I could throw out there on this forum that would turn even you
guys into rabid angry dogs. Anger. And Hatred. Over a WORD. A FUCKING WORD.
USED OUT OF CONTEXT. I’ve come to realize that even at the smartest, most
“enlightened” institution, students can be literally retarded and have no
basic grasp of logic or rationality.
Also, you guys are a bunch of judgmental shitbags and hypocrites who haven’
t understood the concept of “don’t judge a book by its cover” (speaking
of metaphorical phrases, ever hear of “sticks and stones may break my bones
but words will never hurt me”? How has this somehow been twisted in your
fucked-up minds to “words also hurt me too really bad so please stop
hurting my feelings you big weenie!”).
You guys openly judged me for not speaking out after the Yale DKE scandal,
telling me I didn’t care enough about sexual assault and feminist causes.
For your fucking information my sister had been sexually assaulted the
winter before, and I had written my senior thesis, law school personal
statement, AND 250 on human trafficking/sexual assault. You guys then
criticized the shit out of “monster” parents like Amy Chua and other tiger
mothers after the Battle Hymn/WSJ incident, not bothering to think perhaps
you might have been seriously offending some Asian students, who, like me,
may have grown up under similar circumstances and still loved our parents
and knew our parents loved us. To show you why that is offensive, imagine
the extremist reaction if someone on the Wall criticized black or Hispanic
culture. I’m not sure how criticizing Asian culture is any different, but I
guess we don’t count as people. Finally, in the coup de grace, you guys
criticized me for being a flake and giving up on my public interest dreams
and going corporate. Little did you know the reason I decided to go
corporate was because my parents, who are making less than $20k to support 4
students (i.e., family of 6), declared bankruptcy the summer before law
school and I thought as the oldest son it was my responsibility to do
something about it. The affirmative action “debate” was the camel that
broke the straw’s back, and actually, that was the first important step
that pushed me towards trying to realize my dreams of writing for a living.
So seriously, fuck you guys, you judgmental, uninformed pricks, patting
yourselves on the back on top of your goddamn moral high horses. I realize I
am killing my future political career. GOOD. If you’ve read The Republic,
you know exactly what my opinion of politicians are. I realize I am burning
bridges. EXCELLENT. If I succeed in my passions, I want to make damn sure it
is without the help of any of you phony-ass shitdicks. I’ve ALREADY gotten
compliments about how inspirational I am, and I haven’t even fucking
started yet. That’s the biggest compliment I’ve ever received in my life.
It’ll probably take you guys 10-20 years to get that even once, so good
luck and keep up the good work! /sarcasm.
In a slightly more serious note–if I could convince even just ONE of you
uptight motherfuckers to just relax a little bit, learn to laugh, stop
getting so offended over everything, and stop being so judgmental and
hypocritical and hurting other people’s feelings in the process, the burnt
bridges would be so worth it.
I know I could have waited until the end of the semester to send this, but
it would provide me endless entertainment to see the expressions on your
stupid-ass faces for the rest of the semester.
TLDR; fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out (oh
wait, I realized you guys probably don’t even watch movies based on
marijuana just in case you get asked about it on the bar, so you probably
missed the movie reference. Mea culpa).
Hugs and Kisses,
[Redacted]
p.s. I have a $100 desk chair I bought from Ikea that I don’t want any more
and am willing to sell to you for $99.50 OBO.
p.p.s. I know I should probably use the spreadsheet for this but I’m too
lazy so I don’t feel like it but I have a torts book for sale that nobody
will want to buy since torts isn’t offered this semester but I am going to
try to pawn it off anyway.
p.p.p.s. I was wondering if anyone has an extra macbook, preferably a
macbook air because that would be easier on my shoulders. Standard offer of
good conversation and baked goods apply. | c******i
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呵呵 | y******n
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