S***e
发帖数: 957 | 1 By Fred
Obama went for a ride in a hot air balloon. After an hour he suddenly
realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude and spotted a man in a boat
below. He shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised some
supporters I would meet with them an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above
sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
Obama rolled his eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered Obama, "everything you told me is technically correct. But
I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be President Obama, the left wing
Liberal."
"I am," replied Obama. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made lots of promises you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before
we met, but somehow, now it's my fault! | w*****s
发帖数: 2896 | | l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 3 nice one.thanks for sharing.
I actually saw another old one:
Two white guys are driving a truck at a country road and the truck
accidentally hit a [name starts with N]. Two guys went out of the truck and
they saw the [name starts with N] lying on the ground. One guy told another
When the guy came back with the help, they saw the guy is dusting off soil
off his hands.
What happened?
Oh, I just buried him.
Was he dead?
Well, he swore he wasn't. But you know you can't trust anything [name
starts with N] said.
If you like your doctor and your medical insurance, you can keep it. | a**e
发帖数: 8800 | 4 "Well," answered Obama, "everything you told me is technically correct. But
I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
最后一句是不是该成：
And this is reason that I cannot arrive on time.
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【在 S***e 的大作中提到】
: By Fred
: Obama went for a ride in a hot air balloon. After an hour he suddenly
: realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude and spotted a man in a boat
: below. He shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised some
: supporters I would meet with them an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
: The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
: balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above
: sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
: degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
: Obama rolled his eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.
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