g********2
发帖数: 6571 | 1 One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He
speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in
and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
President and no longer resides here.”
The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.
The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the
same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no
longer President and no longer resides here.”
The man thanks him and again just walks away. The third day the same man
approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying,
“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says
, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak
to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the
President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”
The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand... I just love
hearing you say it.”
The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you again tomorrow,
Sir!”
（来自网络） | j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 2 The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you again tomorrow,
Sir!”
Good Man! | t******r
发帖数: 8600 | | t*******d
发帖数: 12895 | | a***4
发帖数: 1112 | | g********2
发帖数: 6571 | 6 如果是我，就走过去说我要见希拉里总统，然后听卫兵说希拉里不是总统，川普才是总
统。 | P*A
发帖数: 7996 | 7 还是说巴马滚蛋更让俺热泪盈眶啊
【在 g********2 的大作中提到】
: 如果是我，就走过去说我要见希拉里总统，然后听卫兵说希拉里不是总统，川普才是总
: 统。
| F*****6
发帖数: 114 | 8 我第一次听到这个是Ted Cruz在Primary时的一次演讲讲这个。。。
no
【在 g********2 的大作中提到】
: One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from
: across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He
: speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in
: and meet with President Obama.”
: The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
: President and no longer resides here.”
: The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.
: The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the
: same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
: The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no
| P*A
发帖数: 7996 | 9 最早好像是个编排前苏联的笑话吧？
【在 F*****6 的大作中提到】
: 我第一次听到这个是Ted Cruz在Primary时的一次演讲讲这个。。。
:
: no
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