t**********3 发帖数: 12623 | 1 大学时代的死党reunion,大家过去一水儿的手动档Subaru都换成了Land Cruiser,
F150, F250, Range Rover HSE之类(除了我)
5个人里3个已婚有娃,但到一起后感觉又回到了grand good old times
我早上第一个起床,用Sonicare刷牙,某人听到震动,说: "whose vibrator is that?"
打扑克如果出现一对牌就是"balls" "boobies"
我随手拿了一条上面有小熊的毛毯,然后某人说: "give me my Teddy Bear blanket
back, I had it since I was 6."
我们在湖里钓鱼时,雷达显示附近鱼的深度,看到23尺有条大鱼,- "we got Michael
Jordon coming from behind", - "hold on, Allan Iverson is biting."
每天晚上8点半,大家会说:"it's time to report in, suckers" 然后有老婆的都开
始往家打电话,汇报今天的情况和保证不make trouble
我们玩Crabbage游戏,需要算手里四张牌的可组合的概率,稍微复杂一点的他们就晕菜
了,于是我代表中国文科生迅速地算出了结果也演示了组合,他们更晕菜了,纷纷说:
"whatever, I trust the Chinese maths." 我说:"as Chinese, my maths sucks.
but, you guys, genuinely suck big time." | u****q 发帖数: 24345 | |
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