A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 1 Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere. |
L****n
发帖数: 12932 | 2 lol
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
: A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
: Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
: A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
: Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
: A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
: Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
: A: No.
: Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
: A: No.
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f******w
发帖数: 10267 | |
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 4 Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere. |
L****n
发帖数: 12932 | 5 lol
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
: A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
: Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
: A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
: Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
: A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
: Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
: A: No.
: Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
: A: No.
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f******w
发帖数: 10267 | |
D**i
发帖数: 325 | 7 óD2?
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
: A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
: Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
: A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
: Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
: A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
: Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
: A: No.
: Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
: A: No.
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m*********c
发帖数: 253 | |
A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 9 I almost forget the post. It is just too ironic and funny. |
c**********m
发帖数: 2088 | |
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C*****D
发帖数: 1299 | 11 i think that was the defense lawyer.
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
: A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
: Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
: A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
: Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
: A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
: Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
: A: No.
: Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
: A: No.
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C*****D
发帖数: 1299 | 12 IM knows more and more about less and less, until they know everything about
nothing
Surgeons know less and less about more and more, until they know nothing
about everything.
Pathologists know everything about everything but it's too late for the
patient.
【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
: A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
: Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
: A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
: Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
: A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
: Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
: A: No.
: Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
: A: No.
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A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 13 I don't think so. I think this story tells 2 things:
1. The judge was stupid.
2. The pathologist hated the attorneys so much that he implied that the
lawyer was still making money somewhere even he was dead.
【在 C*****D 的大作中提到】
: i think that was the defense lawyer.
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b******a
发帖数: 704 | 14 赞！
about
【在 C*****D 的大作中提到】
: IM knows more and more about less and less, until they know everything about
: nothing
: Surgeons know less and less about more and more, until they know nothing
: about everything.
: Pathologists know everything about everything but it's too late for the
: patient.
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A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 15 lol
about
【在 C*****D 的大作中提到】
: IM knows more and more about less and less, until they know everything about
: nothing
: Surgeons know less and less about more and more, until they know nothing
: about everything.
: Pathologists know everything about everything but it's too late for the
: patient.
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f******w
发帖数: 10267 | 16 LOL
about
【在 C*****D 的大作中提到】
: IM knows more and more about less and less, until they know everything about
: nothing
: Surgeons know less and less about more and more, until they know nothing
: about everything.
: Pathologists know everything about everything but it's too late for the
: patient.
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t***m
发帖数: 96 | 17 Autopsies--once nightmare, always nightmare. |
t***m
发帖数: 96 | 18 everything about nothing--换汤不换药
nothing about everything--以不变应万变
IM--地毯式搜捕
surgeon--擒贼先擒王
coroner--无需买保险的
about
【在 C*****D 的大作中提到】
: IM knows more and more about less and less, until they know everything about
: nothing
: Surgeons know less and less about more and more, until they know nothing
: about everything.
: Pathologists know everything about everything but it's too late for the
: patient.
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