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发帖数: 170 | 1 The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care
package:
The Allergists are in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advise
not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists have a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists
think the Administration has a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians feel certain everyone is laboring under a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists consider the idea shortsighted.
At a recent doctors' roundtable, Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
while the Pediatricians responded, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists
claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off.
Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say no.
Proctologists suggested that the assholes in Congress be voted out of office
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