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y****t
发帖数: 10233
1
我可以提供个人解读.
m*******g
发帖数: 186
2
i don't get the following. can you elaborate?
I felt that life is kind of like peeing into the snow in a dark winter night
. You've probably made a difference but it is really hard to tell.
btw, when he named himself joe wong, does he mean a Chinese immigrant
average Joe?

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y****t
发帖数: 10233
3
"I felt that life is kind of like peeing into the snow in a dark winter
night. You've probably made a difference but it is really hard to tell. "
Yes,I read it as his view on democratic system or even the whole society
hierarchy, can one joe ever be able to make it to the top? can other joes
together make it happen? Can you help to shape the society?
It looks like it does, when he see obama got
elected.
i tend to believe this is his original, someone please correct me if i am
wrong. It is classi

【在 m*******g 的大作中提到】
: i don't get the following. can you elaborate?
: I felt that life is kind of like peeing into the snow in a dark winter night
: . You've probably made a difference but it is really hard to tell.
: btw, when he named himself joe wong, does he mean a Chinese immigrant
: average Joe?

b**w
发帖数: 59
4
You read too deep into it. Wong's joke is just literal. Pee in the snow in
dark night. You know you helped to melt the snow, for sure; but you do not
know how much snow is melt.

【在 y****t 的大作中提到】
: "I felt that life is kind of like peeing into the snow in a dark winter
: night. You've probably made a difference but it is really hard to tell. "
: Yes,I read it as his view on democratic system or even the whole society
: hierarchy, can one joe ever be able to make it to the top? can other joes
: together make it happen? Can you help to shape the society?
: It looks like it does, when he see obama got
: elected.
: i tend to believe this is his original, someone please correct me if i am
: wrong. It is classi

y****t
发帖数: 10233
5
你这个字面上的意思,大家都理解.
我只是想知道,这个是不是他的原创.

【在 b**w 的大作中提到】
: You read too deep into it. Wong's joke is just literal. Pee in the snow in
: dark night. You know you helped to melt the snow, for sure; but you do not
: know how much snow is melt.

f*******l
发帖数: 8811
6
说采石场光速音速那句话有什么意思?

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: 我可以提供个人解读.
n******r
发帖数: 1247
7
用炸药炸石头的时候光比声音快
声音几乎和飞石一样快,所以听到声音再躲石头已经来不及了

【在 f*******l 的大作中提到】
: 说采石场光速音速那句话有什么意思?
n******r
发帖数: 1247
8
联系don't eat yellow snow

【在 y****t 的大作中提到】
: "I felt that life is kind of like peeing into the snow in a dark winter
: night. You've probably made a difference but it is really hard to tell. "
: Yes,I read it as his view on democratic system or even the whole society
: hierarchy, can one joe ever be able to make it to the top? can other joes
: together make it happen? Can you help to shape the society?
: It looks like it does, when he see obama got
: elected.
: i tend to believe this is his original, someone please correct me if i am
: wrong. It is classi

y****t
发帖数: 10233
9
我的理解.
首先这些物理常识的获得竟是从踩石场的爆炸中获得的,这个本身就是意外的滑稽.
which is almost as slow as a flying rock是个反讽,其实是flyig rock as fast as sound.之所以石头跟声音同步,是因为他们干活的地方离危险区太近了.这个突显当时工作环
境恶劣,生存不易,烘托前面的And my childhood memories are totally ruined by my
childhood

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: 说采石场光速音速那句话有什么意思?
q******j
发帖数: 577
10
"Light travels faster than sound, that is why some people seem bright (light
) until you hear them speak (sound)" is a classic American joke.
Here it is funnier because after Joe said I concluded light travels faster
than sound from explosion next door (which is impossible in common sense
because the travel time difference of light and sound in such a short
distance is indistinguishable, and if he could really do it or have a way to
figure it out, he should be "smart") he paused, and then he "sp

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: 我可以提供个人解读.
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w*****o
发帖数: 807
11
那个: I used to be scared of marriage. 50% of all the marriages end up
lasting forever.
什么意思?
不太懂。

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s*********t
发帖数: 1663
12
就是说结婚很痛苦呗

【在 w*****o 的大作中提到】
: 那个: I used to be scared of marriage. 50% of all the marriages end up
: lasting forever.
: 什么意思?
: 不太懂。

s******8
发帖数: 4192
13
我觉得就是反过来嘲笑50%的离婚率。

【在 w*****o 的大作中提到】
: 那个: I used to be scared of marriage. 50% of all the marriages end up
: lasting forever.
: 什么意思?
: 不太懂。

y****t
发帖数: 10233
14
ha...
these are all satires, you need to read it in an opposite way.
If elected, I will make same sex marriage not only legal but required. That
will get me the youth vote. You see I am married now. I used to be really
scared about marriage. I was like "wow, 50 percent of all marriages end up
lasting forever."
and look, this is his campaign policy no.1
Current us political focusing is kind of heavily based on social ideologues
in order to get the votes, such as gay marriage, further more, where

【在 w*****o 的大作中提到】
: 那个: I used to be scared of marriage. 50% of all the marriages end up
: lasting forever.
: 什么意思?
: 不太懂。

m**********w
发帖数: 4161
15
After becoming a US citizen, I immediately registered vote for Obama/Biden.
Thank you very much. You had me at "Yes we can". That was their campaign
slogan.
???

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: 我可以提供个人解读.
m**********w
发帖数: 4161
16
ok, this explanation is good. how about my q?

light
to
his

【在 q******j 的大作中提到】
: "Light travels faster than sound, that is why some people seem bright (light
: ) until you hear them speak (sound)" is a classic American joke.
: Here it is funnier because after Joe said I concluded light travels faster
: than sound from explosion next door (which is impossible in common sense
: because the travel time difference of light and sound in such a short
: distance is indistinguishable, and if he could really do it or have a way to
: figure it out, he should be "smart") he paused, and then he "sp

w*****o
发帖数: 807
17
恩,这个有点意思。不过美国离婚率真的太高,不知道北美华人的离婚率有多高。

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: 我觉得就是反过来嘲笑50%的离婚率。
w*****o
发帖数: 807
18
My childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood.
看了很多解释,还是不太理解。
谢谢。

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: 我可以提供个人解读.
w*****o
发帖数: 807
19
Later on, I read so much about American history that I started to harbor
white guilt.

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: 我可以提供个人解读.
y****t
发帖数: 10233
20
After becoming a US citizen, I immediately registered to vote for Obama/
Biden.
[turn to biden] you are welcome.
这是一种错位搞笑效果.通常这样的主动停顿转身,都是去感谢别人的,不是去接受感谢
的,更不是去接受感谢在先.
You had me at "yest we can", that was their campaign slogan.
这个应该没什么大搞笑,稍微夸张一点.
我被你的宣传口号,套牢了.

【在 m**********w 的大作中提到】
: After becoming a US citizen, I immediately registered vote for Obama/Biden.
: Thank you very much. You had me at "Yes we can". That was their campaign
: slogan.
: ???

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y****t
发帖数: 10233
21
这个是骂共产的.
his childhood years is kind of miserable because of communism.
1.小时候生活贫困,不能好好读书,要去劳动.
2.劳动地方离采石厂又太近,生命安全都有问题.
3.最后通过老爸因生活郁闷,从而在儿子身上撒气,出的无哩头问题点出了,共产计划经
济的本质及后果.一切必须听政府的,不管对错.
这个对在坐的liberal communists打击很大.因为他们的一贯主张就是大政府,大控制.
你可以再看一下录像里某些人的尴尬表情.

【在 w*****o 的大作中提到】
: My childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood.
: 看了很多解释,还是不太理解。
: 谢谢。

t***n
发帖数: 1607
22
昨天有个id说过了,you had me at 'yes we can' 是模仿某部电影的著名台词,you h
ad me at 'hello',电影的男主角对女主角表白,啰啰嗦嗦的说了一大堆,女主角回应
了这句话

【在 y****t 的大作中提到】
: After becoming a US citizen, I immediately registered to vote for Obama/
: Biden.
: [turn to biden] you are welcome.
: 这是一种错位搞笑效果.通常这样的主动停顿转身,都是去感谢别人的,不是去接受感谢
: 的,更不是去接受感谢在先.
: You had me at "yest we can", that was their campaign slogan.
: 这个应该没什么大搞笑,稍微夸张一点.
: 我被你的宣传口号,套牢了.

y****t
发帖数: 10233
23
this is a very good question.
我的观点是这样的.
是,美国是有种族歧视,但有时候揪往过正,却搞成了反向种族歧视.比如说,Affirmative
action. 其实affirmative action里亚裔是吃亏的,这可能也是他说的,他一个黄皮肤
的也跟着一起harbor white guilt了.
racial笑话非常难讲,讲不好就弄巧成拙,这个要隐晦再淫秽.大家要会意.
另外这里有一篇大选年的文章,讲obama怎么利用white guilt的,值得一读.
the obama bargain
http://online.wsj.com/public/article_print/SB120579535818243439.html

【在 w*****o 的大作中提到】
: Later on, I read so much about American history that I started to harbor
: white guilt.

t***n
发帖数: 1607
24
这个有点扯

【在 y****t 的大作中提到】
: 这个是骂共产的.
: his childhood years is kind of miserable because of communism.
: 1.小时候生活贫困,不能好好读书,要去劳动.
: 2.劳动地方离采石厂又太近,生命安全都有问题.
: 3.最后通过老爸因生活郁闷,从而在儿子身上撒气,出的无哩头问题点出了,共产计划经
: 济的本质及后果.一切必须听政府的,不管对错.
: 这个对在坐的liberal communists打击很大.因为他们的一贯主张就是大政府,大控制.
: 你可以再看一下录像里某些人的尴尬表情.

y****t
发帖数: 10233
25
就是被口号套牢了,夸张一点.或者要理解成被呼悠住也行,
就看你屁股坐哪里了.
这就是jw高的地方.

h

【在 t***n 的大作中提到】
: 昨天有个id说过了,you had me at 'yes we can' 是模仿某部电影的著名台词,you h
: ad me at 'hello',电影的男主角对女主角表白,啰啰嗦嗦的说了一大堆,女主角回应
: 了这句话

y****t
发帖数: 10233
26
这个如果不是最后他老爸的问题...
我还真不敢下这个结论.

【在 t***n 的大作中提到】
: 这个有点扯
m**********w
发帖数: 4161
27
回应的这句话又是啥意思?

h

【在 t***n 的大作中提到】
: 昨天有个id说过了,you had me at 'yes we can' 是模仿某部电影的著名台词,you h
: ad me at 'hello',电影的男主角对女主角表白,啰啰嗦嗦的说了一大堆,女主角回应
: 了这句话

J*********r
发帖数: 5921
28
我觉得"you had me"在这里可以翻译成“你俘获了我的心”之类的意思。

【在 m**********w 的大作中提到】
: 回应的这句话又是啥意思?
:
: h

f*******l
发帖数: 8811
29
其实就是“你搞定了我”。

【在 J*********r 的大作中提到】
: 我觉得"you had me"在这里可以翻译成“你俘获了我的心”之类的意思。
w*****o
发帖数: 807
30
Thanks....

Affirmative

【在 y****t 的大作中提到】
: this is a very good question.
: 我的观点是这样的.
: 是,美国是有种族歧视,但有时候揪往过正,却搞成了反向种族歧视.比如说,Affirmative
: action. 其实affirmative action里亚裔是吃亏的,这可能也是他说的,他一个黄皮肤
: 的也跟着一起harbor white guilt了.
: racial笑话非常难讲,讲不好就弄巧成拙,这个要隐晦再淫秽.大家要会意.
: 另外这里有一篇大选年的文章,讲obama怎么利用white guilt的,值得一读.
: the obama bargain
: http://online.wsj.com/public/article_print/SB120579535818243439.html

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