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a********l
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来自主题: Military版 - Joe Wong at RTCA Dinner
真的很棒,比comedy central上很多人好笑多了。
a********l
发帖数: 39524
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来自主题: Military版 - 我给黄西提供一个 joke
foxnews maybe, but comedy no way.

Obama.
p*****m
发帖数: 7030
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lol 美国standup comedy里面扮相内容比这个过分的多了去了 要我说小沈阳芙蓉凤姐
的出现是好现象 说明中国过了给一切东西来个道德评判扣个大帽子的时代 想想当年大
众电影放一个接吻剧照就能收几千封批评信 时代的进步还是显而易见
w*******r
发帖数: 2792
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来自主题: Military版 - 小日本的这个太牛了
坚持看完, 你要觉得不牛你骂我。
http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?v=8204995
u****n
发帖数: 7521
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来自主题: Military版 - 刚在国内各大bbs的pie上逛了一圈
看了Chris Rock的comedy,讲女人太有道理了:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjE5ODU3NTA4.html
r********n
发帖数: 7441
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的确是这样
很多standup comedy都是这么说的
i***a
发帖数: 4718
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女人可以说取笑男人的荤段子,Chelsea Handler 就不错。在美国,stand up comedy
里女的也很稀罕。
b******e
发帖数: 2225
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我来转一个给力的翻译
2011 China Investment Guide: How To Marry A Rich Chinese
Russell Flannery
China’s new rich, as Chicago Mayor Richard Daley might say, are big, big,
big, big, big. Investors with projects to fund want their money. Schools
looking for endowment money want their children. Foreign governments want to
sell them passports and residence cards.
正如芝加哥市长Richard Daley所言,中国的有钱人现在像某万事屋老板的血糖一样…
而那些手握项目的投资者盯着他们的钱,满脑子想着怎么圈钱的学校盯着他们的娃,就
连外国政府都念叨着“怎么能把绿卡卖给这帮款爷呢…?”
And then there are ambitious souls look... 阅读全帖
b**********n
发帖数: 2812
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‘Who’s on First?’ Finds a Home in Chinese Clubs
By BENJAMIN HAAS
BEIJING — Guo Degang, wearing sunglasses at night, strutted into the club
followed by an entourage of sharply dressed men and was shown to an elegant
private dining room in the back. He sat down and held court as friends from
out of town presented him with gifts of liquor, rare mushrooms and artwork.
It could have been a scene out of a Chinese version of “The Godfather,”
but Mr. Guo is more Ricky Gervais than Don Corleone.
He is a ... 阅读全帖
A*******e
发帖数: 12486
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祝贺。金子总会发光

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z**********u
发帖数: 754
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wsn(v) 不看comedy central的
T4
发帖数: 273
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来自主题: Military版 - Bullets, Love and Beijing's Heavy Hand
An 800-pound dragon hovered above the screening rooms of the recent 35th
Hong Kong International Film Festival, which showcased 300 films from all
over Asia. With its newly insatiable appetite for entertainment, its rapidly
expanding movie industry and its insistence on censorship, mainland China
has become, for better and worse, the dominant force in Asian films.
Everyone at the festival, filmmakers and producers alike, seemed to be
talking about it. Hong Kong directors and world-class stars su... 阅读全帖
T4
发帖数: 273
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来自主题: Military版 - Bullets, Love and Beijing's Heavy Hand
An 800-pound dragon hovered above the screening rooms of the recent 35th
Hong Kong International Film Festival, which showcased 300 films from all
over Asia. With its newly insatiable appetite for entertainment, its rapidly
expanding movie industry and its insistence on censorship, mainland China
has become, for better and worse, the dominant force in Asian films.
Everyone at the festival, filmmakers and producers alike, seemed to be
talking about it. Hong Kong directors and world-class stars su... 阅读全帖
a*********y
发帖数: 926
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来自主题: Military版 - The Chinaman
少扯了
http://baike.baidu.com/view/599808.html?fromTaglist
概述
曾经是对中国人的贬称,现已过时,通chink,Sina,Zina,Cina,Cine,China,
Chine等。Jet Li(李连杰)曾在电影中使用此名,因此也对该词赋予了积极的意义。
“Chinaman”这个词的用法要追溯到150多年前,当时第一批华人到美国的加利福
尼亚淘金,希望能够一夜致富。但事与愿违,只能住在简陋的房屋内,他们被当地白人
称作“Chinaman”,饱受歧视、排斥和压迫。在英文中“Chinaman”和“Negroes”(意
:黑鬼)的用法是相同的,都表示蔑视,带有种族歧视。
相关人物
在NBA中,卡马拉也不是第一位犯下类似错误的解说员。早在2004年,乔丹在公牛队
的队友史蒂夫·科尔就在一次访谈中,把姚明称作是“Chinaman”,随后 科尔还特意对
此事进行了道歉。   而在2007年的温布利斯诺克大师赛上,BBC同样把“Chinaman”
这个词用在丁俊晖身上,随后不少在英国的中国留学生发出抗议。迫于压力,BBC随即改
用“Chinesepl... 阅读全帖
c**i
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More about sewer system: (1) is about Europe's, as sightseeing attractions,
and (2), New York City.
(1) Daniel Michaels, It's Flush Times for the Darkest Stop on the Grand Tour
—Europe's Sewers;
If it's Tuesday, it must be Vienna or Paris; Love Among the effluent in
Brighton. all Street Journal, May 28, 2011.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405274
8704681904576321044058634186.html
Quote:
"And the wellspring of sewer tourism, Paris's Musée des Égouts,
plans a makeover to handle ris... 阅读全帖
M*****n
发帖数: 16729
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人家温总演得是comedy
也能拿影帝的。
a***c
发帖数: 2443
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来自主题: Military版 - 一個黃西不會講的笑話 [原創]
上周末筆者有幸跟黃西喝杯咖啡, 閒聊一下, 談大陸談美國談香港, 東扯西扯最後又扯
到stand-up comedy.
aspec: 老黃啊, 你們行家之間好像有個in-joke叫做the aristocrats對吧, 你有想過
如果有朝一日你要表演這個, 你會怎樣演繹這個經典笑話呢?
joe: 啊, 這個很困難啊, 一來我不講黃色笑話, 二來...
aspec: 二來怎樣呢?
joe: 二來我的東西一向很寫實, 就算是要很shocking的還是要貼近生活吧
aspec: 中國大陸的生活應該可以找到素材吧?
joe: 找到是找到, 還是海量呢, 而且又寫實又夠shock value
aspec: 那還有什麼問題?
joe: 那個punchline我說不出口啊
aspec: punchline就說"大陸人"來代替"aristocrats"不就好了嗎?
joe: ... (百感交集, 哭笑不得)
so what do call an act like that? "The mainlanders, ta da!"
h*i
发帖数: 3446
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来自主题: Military版 - For Asian-American Stars, Many Web Fans
By AUSTIN CONSIDINE
Published: July 29, 2011 NYTimes
ASIAN roles in Hollywood have come a long way since Mickey Rooney played a
Japanese neighbor in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” But the dearth of Asian
lead characters today suggests that there is still a way to go.
It’s an entirely different story, however, on YouTube, where a young
generation of Asian-Americans has found a voice (and millions of eager fans)
on the democratized platform.
Of the 20 most-subscribed-to channels on YouTube, which inclu... 阅读全帖
k*********1
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来自主题: Military版 - 关于Joe Wong说几句
comedy central的daniel tosh 还行。。。
但是it实在太不funny了。。。让人无法忍受的不funny...我强忍着看了他的几期节目
以后看到it就换台。

?
w*********g
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• 学习西方,言论触及“政治正确”红线就要严惩
• 西奴媚日汉奸嘴脸是一贯的
• 首次民间公益爱国广告
• 行动三:狙击汉奸媒体广告
• 媒体人敢用下三路调侃九一八反映了什么?
• 许脑残庆亮,你还有中国人的良心吗?
• 如何处置侮辱抗日的南都执行主编
• 不亵渎抗战史... 阅读全帖
h*c
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来自主题: Military版 - pussy a pussy check this
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/breaking/s_
Thousands of dollars blowing in the wind and drifting to Earth like manna
from heaven. Dozens of motorists stopping along a heavily traveled road and
running around plucking as many bills as they can.
It sounds like a scene from a Hollywood comedy, but it was no laughing
matter to Upper St. Clair police and the owner of a courier van service that
lost more than $100,000 on Wednesday afternoon on Route 19 between Boyce
Road and the W... 阅读全帖
a******h
发帖数: 115
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来自主题: Military版 - 英联合政府因欧洲事务出现裂痕
nick clegg总算跳出来说话了。之前涨学费事件上自由民主党失尽民心。nick clegg在
各种comedy中都成了说谎者和没骨气的人的代名词了。
D**S
发帖数: 24887
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下台后可以去Comedy Central了.
c****t
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comedy central
W*****2
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This one???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_G._Chang
Gordon G. Chang
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
For the professor, see Gordon H. Chang.
Gordon G. Chang
Gordon G. Chang is a lawyer and author, best known for his book The Coming
Collapse of China, in which he argued that the hidden non-performing loans
of the "Big Four" Chinese State banks would likely bring down China's
financial system and its communist government and China would collapse in
2006. In Nu... 阅读全帖
s*****r
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来自主题: Military版 - if you are ugly...
you can get rich.
这是 COMEDY.TV 上一个亚裔说的,口才不错,就是身为亚裔却净拿ASIAN开涮,好像伤
人品。
M1
发帖数: 2038
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亚裔的standup comedian可以学习学习henry cho。margaret cho有些偏激不太好玩,
两个都是棒子,还有几个棒子和越南人,水平都很差
standup comedy其实也跟相声一样将就学说逗唱的,不是照草稿背出来就行了,毕竟这
是表演艺术,lz给人的感觉就是打好底稿在念稿子,说实话,还不如前几年有个中国学
生用中文表演的学领导讲话好玩,而且格调高雅,学说逗唱的学也学得很精了。
p*******r
发帖数: 2204
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今天看了russel peters的stand up comedy.居然了解到
"indian hate each other"
看来窝里斗是亚非拉广大发展中国家人民的通病呀。
b******s
发帖数: 5365
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来自主题: Military版 - 习格格在哈佛的事是谣传吧
Russel Peters, Canadian born Indian standup comedy, 常常模仿印度人和其他亚
洲人的口音,很好笑
h*******a
发帖数: 232
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来自主题: Military版 - 这哥们沾lin的光了嘛
【 以下文字转载自 Travel 讨论区 】
发信人: xmdxx1182 (卡西莫多), 信区: Travel
标 题: Re: carnival cruise 加勒比海5日游记
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Feb 4 16:38:58 2012, 美东)
Day 1 at sea
第一天海上,睡了一个懒觉直到10点。走进阳台,看着一望无际的大海很舒服。温度很
舒服,短裤短袖刚好。午餐就是去露天buffet。反正没有海鲜,管饱。哦去之前去听了
一个讲座,介绍牙买加和开曼群岛的,有啥玩的啊,推荐的excurtion之类的。吃完饭
抹了防晒霜,就去泡whirlpool和晒太阳。顶楼风很大。GF吹了一会就受不了了。然后
我们就回到自己阳台去晒,刚好够两个人躺下,太阳很很好,没有风,都快睡着了。晚
上是formal lobster night,女友和我都把自己正装拿出来,看看自己还是人模狗样的
。晚餐一般都是开胃菜,正餐,甜点。我们点了一瓶甜酒,和那对中国夫妇分享了一些
。晚上有show,之后还有乐队,在不同地方演奏一些拉丁加勒比的音乐。我和GF都喜欢
跳舞,跳了一些sals... 阅读全帖
S*******r
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来自主题: Military版 - 陈光诚这事越来越恶心了
haha this is so amusing.
thanks much for this awesome standup comedy show.
btw, I thought you have "said everything you need to say"
no?

baseless, but your own self-reflection.
to find out what you really are.
l*******o
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发表在 Sino-Platonic Papers No. 27, August 1991
作者 David Moser, 密歇根大学中文研究中心的 Academic Director 文章发表的时候
不知道博士毕业没有
Chinese Studies Academic Director David MoserDavid Moser holds a Master’s
and a PhD in Chinese Studies from the University of Michigan, with a major
in Chinese linguistics and philosophy. His PhD dissertation Abstract
Thinking and Thought in Early Chinese and Classical Greek won the Rackham
Distinguished Dissertation Award in 1996. He has been a visiting scholar at
Beijing University and... 阅读全帖
T**********e
发帖数: 29576
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来自主题: Military版 - 媒体人对Biden笑个不停的评论
Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Paul Ryan were the two candidates on stage
at Thursday’s vice presidential debate, but a third character emerged: Joe
Biden’s laugh, which didn’t escape the notice of tweeting politicos. (And
led, of course, to at least three satirical Twitter accounts: Laughing Joe
Biden, Biden Smirk, and yet another Laughing Joe Biden.)
Weekly Standard’s Mark Hemingway: “Joe Biden’s laughing through talking
about Iran sanctions?”
(PHOTOS: Scenes from the VP debate)
TIME’s Mich... 阅读全帖
l*****7
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http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/11/09/president-barack-obama-sarah-
President Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, and Steve Jobs join Bartlett's club
by Associated Press
Tags: Barack Obama, Bartlett's club, Sarah Palin, Steve Jobs, Books
Comments 5
Add comment
So much has changed since we last heard from “Bartlett’s Familiar
Quotations,” a decade ago.
Barack Obama was a state legislator. Sarah Palin was mayor of Wasilla. Steve
Jobs had just introduced a portable music player called the iPod.
And digital book... 阅读全帖
M*****n
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这个片子挺好看的。
俺就是喜欢看comedy.
G***G
发帖数: 16778
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来自主题: Military版 - comedy vs romance
what is difference between comdey movie and romance movie?
T*********s
发帖数: 2987
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来自主题: Military版 - 车版神人惊天大恶斗,脱水版
这哥俩不上春晚可惜了
One super talented comedy writer.
o******r
发帖数: 1378
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来自主题: Military版 - 春晚真够tmd恶俗
没看过美国的comedy? Two broke girls里把亚洲矮男损的。没觉得春晚充满歧视尽管
我也觉得很俗。
s*********8
发帖数: 901
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..WASHINGTON (AP) — Singapore is well-known for its efficiency and order,
but during a visit to Washington the city-state's prime minister displayed a
less advertised attribute — humor.
In an after-dinner speech Tuesday to U.S. businessmen, Lee Hsien Loong made
a couple of jokes that could pass for stand-up comedy.
He drew laughs — and some groans — with his quips, including one about
China's environmental problems.
"Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open
the... 阅读全帖
l*****7
发帖数: 8463
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来自主题: Military版 - 强烈支持琉球王国独立!!!
1. 邪恶的日本独裁政府公然违反琉球王国人民的民主自由人权!
2. 强烈支持琉球王国的民主自由人权斗士!!!
3. 强烈支持琉球王国独立!!!
Check out link 1 and 2 below
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Link 1:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/06/world/asia/in-okinawa-talk-of
In Okinawa, Talk of Break From Japan Turns Serious
Ko Sasaki for The New York Times
Chosuke Yara, the head of the Ryukyu Independence Party, last month. “
Independence is an idea whose time has come,” he said.
By MARTIN FACKLER
Published: July 5, 2013
NAHA, Japan — In a win... 阅读全帖
D**S
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http://thediplomat.com/china-power/chinese-media-duped-by-ameri
China’s media is no stranger to getting duped by American political satire.
One of the best known incidents of this took place last November when
America’s “finest news source”, the Onion, a satirical newspaper and
website, named North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un as its sexiest man of 2012.
Soon after, Communist Party publication People’s Daily ran a report on the
Onion story, replete with the whacky descriptions of Kim’s “air of powe... 阅读全帖
d******g
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还发给了angryasianman blog让他们宣传
ABC promotes racial genocide against Asians - Please bring peoples attention
thanks
to angryasianman
Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Kids Table’ show promoted racial hatred by making
statement threatening to kill everyone in China. Yes the statement was made
by a kid but the adults and ABC company had the choice not to promote racial
hatred by not airing the show. The show is not a live show. All comedies
should have boundaries and making a statement threatening to kill everyone
in a... 阅读全帖
a****c
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报纸可以改名comedy post算了。
L**********8
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好,从来不看美国电视的老中们现在要让人家道歉,还扯到白宫去了。建议,在美国发
动文革的时候到了。中国同学应该到所有有standup comedy的俱乐部和剧场去, 找出比
这offensive的玩笑,全部禁止!要像中国大陆一样,相声演员只能拿自己开刷。
L**********8
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对,美犹,老黑天天对comedy抓住不放。
L**********8
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军版就是一stand up comedy剧场。。。。。
x******g
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来自主题: Military版 - This what I sent to Paul Lee at ABC
我的水平有限,去叫个英文好的帮你改改啊。按你的意思,你看这样修改行不行?
Both my family and our Chinese community are GRAVELY concerned about the
recent episode of the Kid’s Table Show on Jimmy Kimmel Live discussing the
government shutdown. In it the kids propose and display a cavalier attitude
towards the idea of killing all the Chinese in China so that the United
States would not need to pay back its national debts. We suppose this is
a show of comedy, but talking about killing people to avoid paying the owed
debt is very distu... 阅读全帖
D********3
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不是有人在混淆视听,挑拨不明真相的老中,有几个天天起早贪黑忙生活的老中看这节
目?知道这节目?谁把一个孩子随嘴说的玩笑当真?自卑自恨的正是你们!连一点普通
的自信,常识都没有,在美国公众面前出洋相,让人都看到心理脆弱的也是你们!更不
要说,一帮主张连一个6岁孩子都不要放过的中国纳粹分子和暴民,纳粹的区别在哪儿
了。
Why would it be so difficult to understand? This is America. Jimmy Kemmel
show is comedy and entertainment. Not news, not representation of any
political view or personal opinion. It is for mature audience. If you are
not mature enough, do not like it or feel offended, don't watch or listen.
No one forced you or would force you to. Most of... 阅读全帖
r*****2
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stand up comedy什么玩笑都能开,周五晚上去一个local小剧场,什么政治不正确的话
都有。
ABC这个级别的也有,晚上半夜时间这种节目没有点过火的东西,还有什么意思。
小孩说的挺好,也是一个选择,能不能做到是另一个问题了。
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来自主题: Military版 - 能不能建立一个华人电视台?
我想的不是那种。当然要有吸引各族人的娱乐节目,比如动画片,comedy,电影,各种
竞技节目,访谈,抗日战争纪录片,新闻。。。不管什么意见,感谢参与讨论的坛友。
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