j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 1 那就是你了，第一首曲子里包含了7个独奏，还有一个ppmm呢。最后一首是小号协奏曲，也就是小号独奏！
晚上见！
By the way, here are some jokes about the trumpet player
Enjoy!
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Trumpet Jokes
How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could've done it.
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What's the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
I don't know either.
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 2 My favorite lightbulb joke:
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He holds up the lightbulb, and the whole world will
rotate around him.
(Of course, at Harvard they have the Yale version of the same joke.) |
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 3 My favorite lightbulb joke:
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He holds up the lightbulb, and the whole world will
rotate around him.
(Of course, at Harvard they have the Yale version of the same joke.) |
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C*******r
发帖数: 10345 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: Commissar (柯密同志), 信区: USANews
标 题: 喜拉痢看来就是psychopath
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 3 14:42:06 2015, 美东)
Secret Service agents: Hillary is a nightmare to work with
“‘Good morning, ma’am,” a member of the uniformed Secret Service once
greeted Hillary Clinton.
“F— off,” she replied.
That exchange is one among many that active and retired Secret Service
agents shared with Ronald Kessler, author of “First Family Detail,” a
compelling look at the intrepid personnel who shield ... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 5 白人学生被绑架，虐待，警方积极果断，全力侦破，几天之内解救，所有嫌犯均被判重
刑，首犯被判155年，从犯至少12年起。小黄人能有这待遇吗？
Kidnapped and tortured: One player's unbelievable story
A college football player thought he and a friend were going to meet up with
two women. Instead, they were abducted and tortured for 40 hours -- all
because of a teammate.
NIKO KOLLIAS WATCHED his blood swirl down the bathtub drain. There was so
much. And it was coming from so many places. His head. Both of his legs. And
the gaping cuts where they had sliced the webbing b... 阅读全帖 |
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C*******r
发帖数: 10345 | 6 Secret Service agents: Hillary is a nightmare to work with
“‘Good morning, ma’am,” a member of the uniformed Secret Service once
greeted Hillary Clinton.
“F— off,” she replied.
That exchange is one among many that active and retired Secret Service
agents shared with Ronald Kessler, author of “First Family Detail,” a
compelling look at the intrepid personnel who shield America’s presidents
and their families — and those whom they guard.
Kessler writes flatteringly and critically about people in b... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: WCNMLGB (CCC), 信区: Military
标 题: 对比下白人学生被绑架虐待，警察果断出击几天内破案
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jul 1 20:39:21 2017, 美东)
白人学生被绑架，虐待，警方积极果断，全力侦破，几天之内解救，所有嫌犯均被判重
刑，首犯被判155年，从犯至少12年起。小黄人能有这待遇吗？
Kidnapped and tortured: One player's unbelievable story
A college football player thought he and a friend were going to meet up with
two women. Instead, they were abducted and tortured for 40 hours -- all
because of a teammate.
NIKO KOLLIAS WATCHED his blood swirl down the bathtub drain. There ... 阅读全帖 |
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y****i
发帖数: 17878 | 8 "He will never be my president because he doesn’t read books, can’t write
more than a sentence or two at a time, has no strong loyalties beyond
himself, is more insular than any New Yorker I ever knew, and because I don
’t see anything admirable or honorable about him. This sets him apart from
other politicians. The disaffected white, blue-collar workers elected a
Fifth Avenue tycoon to rescue them from the elitists — fine, I get that —
but they could’ve chosen a better tycoon. One who served in... 阅读全帖 |
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C*******r
发帖数: 10345 | 9 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: Commissar (柯密同志), 信区: USANews
标 题: 喜拉痢看来就是psychopath
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 3 14:42:06 2015, 美东)
Secret Service agents: Hillary is a nightmare to work with
“‘Good morning, ma’am,” a member of the uniformed Secret Service once
greeted Hillary Clinton.
“F— off,” she replied.
That exchange is one among many that active and retired Secret Service
agents shared with Ronald Kessler, author of “First Family Detail,” a
compelling look at the intrepid personnel who shield ... 阅读全帖 |
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w******t
发帖数: 13 | 10 Given N lightbulbs and N buttons, such that:
a.Each button toggles 1<=k
b.If button i toggles bulb j, then button j toggles bulb i
What additional conditions, if any, are required to guarantee that we can
turn all the bulbs on given any initial state. Describe how to light all the
lightbulbs under sufficient conditions given an initial state. |
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w**********5
发帖数: 1741 | 12 英国黑其他国家的笑话
How do you convince Americans to get involved in a war?
Tell them it's nearly finished.
如何说服美国参与一场战争？
告诉他们战争马上就要结束了！
An American walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.
The barman replied "You're American aren't you?"
The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"
The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest **** I have ever seen."
一个美国人走进一个英国酒吧,点了一瓶百威
服务员问道:你是美国人吧?
美国人诧异的回答:是啊!你是怎么知道的?是我点的酒不一样,还是口音不一样?
服务员回答:都不是! 你是我见过最TM胖的!
I'v... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6571 | 13 Why is everyone distorting or outright lying about Donald Trump’s record?
Why does no one compare Trump’s record with Hillary Clinton or Obama’s
record?
Remember when Hillary held a press conference in front of Trump’s “failed
” Atlantic City casinos?
Well it’s time for Trump to run TV ads standing in front of the entire
Middle East. Stand in front of the ruins of Syria, Libya and even Egypt.
Hillary presided over all of it. But her bad decisions didn’t lose her a
dime. Her failures burned OPM- ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 14 Reddit上这个帖子非常热门，留言很多，我才看到一半不到，但就只是这些就让我觉得
这个世界真的好危险，我们能平安活着真不是一件容易的事情。。。。
题目是Whats the creepiest true story that happened to you or someone you
know (serious)?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5msqx7/whats_the_creepiest_true_
story_that_happened_to/#bottom-comments
[url=][–][/url]DragonFrewt 807 points 3 days ago
I was getting used to a new laptop I had gotten around 2 months ago. The
little green light next to the camera turned on shortly after I got it and
signed into it. And it was... 阅读全帖 |
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i*****n
发帖数: 10 | 15
kao, 小农
远程一样可以remote control those windows + sunroof.
hehe... In California, we never need that feature... but for ur case.. it must
be desirable...
There are more niche features: battery/tester located in the trunk...
every single lightbulb has a sensor to monitor its health and status...
The more u explore the bimmer, the more you feel in love with her. |
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v**n
发帖数: 951 | 16 post your garage door opener brand and model number. generally, these steps
would work (from a forum)
** pay attention to step 3 "place your remote control BETWEEN the mirror and
the windshield" **
1. Insert key in car, press the start button to turn on ACC mode. (you can
start the car, but there is no need).
2. Press the first button and the last button together for 25 seconds. The
light should flash rapidly at that point. By doing so the homelink memory is
erased.
3. Place your remote control ... 阅读全帖 |
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w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 17 if it is classic, it will say so as 2004 classic
known flaws include gas tank cannot filled full, fan speed switch, cd player
, signal lightbulb, steering stiffness in extreme cold, gas/brake pedal
position shifter |
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e******2
发帖数: 956 | 18 lexus的warranty感觉很坑爹 还能保什么？
Exclusions
The following components are specifically excluded from coverage under the
Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Limited Warranty:
Standard Upkeep Items:
accessory drive belts, batteries, filters, fluids, heating and vacuum hoses,
lines and tubes, tires, spark plugs, windshield wiper blades (rubber
component).
Wear and Tear:
Examples include brake pads, rotors, shoes and drums and manual clutches.
Body and Interior:
bumpers, carpet, chrome, dash cover and pad, door trim... 阅读全帖 |
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s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 19 现在红遍天下的光遗传学，大家（包括我）都认为是Stanford的Deisseroth创造的。但
是昨天我不小心看到了一篇新闻文章，才惊讶的发现其实最早做出来的，有可能是
Wayne State University的潘卓华。虽然他的投稿时间和Deisseroth的类似，但是因为
他是一个没有什么名气的学者，而且他的文章包装得不对，所以他的文章被百般耽误，
最后比Deisseroth的晚了一年才发表。
在2004年底潘就做出了和Deisseroth几乎一样的文章，除了用的细胞略微不同：他做的
神经细胞是从视网膜分离的，而Deisseroth 做的神经细胞是从大脑分离的。然后他把
文章陆续投向Nature, Nature Neuroscience,Journal of Neuroscience，却统统遭到
了拒稿。然后大半年之后，也就是2005年8月份，Deisseroth 的文章发表在Nature
Neuroscience上。潘得知之后，心都凉了。
有意思的是潘卓华发现自己的文章被人scoop之后写信问 Nature Neuroscience为什么
两篇几乎一模一样的文章，他们接受了De... 阅读全帖 |
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g*********5
发帖数: 2533 | 21 this lightbulb have a clip at it bottom just squeeze it and push the bulb
out. |
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D***s
发帖数: 5613 | 22 看来holder是个像梁朝伟一样在grocery store用黑卡的主
Having a Centurion card, I havent figured out yet how it will benefit me
beyond that card.
It's actually quite annoying and I find myself not wanting to pull it out of
my wallet. Despite being way too heavy for a CC, it just gets too much
attention. I don't want to have to explain what it is when I am picking up
lightbulbs at the hardware store, I dont want get it passed around at a
restaurant and have 10 people touch it before it is given back to me.
Because ... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****g
发帖数: 2140 | 23 Connected in parallel.
In one direction, the diode has almost no resistance, so all current goes
through it. In the other direction, the diode has very large resistance, so
current goes through lightbulb. |
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m********r
发帖数: 2862 | 24 第一次在它家打，发现有他们家的标记，可以在cvs或walgreens用吗？谢谢！
顺便贡献一个免费节能灯泡的，Target has GE Energy Smart Lightbulbs for $2.99
*(Prices may vary by region)
1off的coupon
http://print.coupons.com/couponweb/Offers.aspx?
pid=14717&zid=lt86&nid=10&bid=alk040714043367720b4da11117
target网上 有2off的coupon，看完不到一分钟的小短片就能打。 |
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b*****r
发帖数: 2065 | 25 If you are a Duke Energy customer you may qualify for up to 15 FREE CFL
lightbulbs and they will mail them to your home free of charge. You call 1
-800-943-7585 and press 1. You must enter your account number or social
security number and they let you know immediately how many you qualify for.
I qualified for 12 and they will be mailed to my house for free. This is
a computer so you don’t have to talk to anyone and takes less than two
minutes.
These CFL or compact fluorescent light bulbs us... 阅读全帖 |
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i****1
发帖数: 731 | 26 Plenti上没有找到GE Lightbulb offer?
GE Reveal 2 pk Light Bulb or Halogen 4 pk, LED 1 pk, & CFL 2 pk Light Bulbs
- $7.99
Use $1/$4+ GE Lighting Purchase printable
Pay $6.99, get 799 Plenti Points (= $7.99) limit 1
Final Price: $1 Moneymaker |
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r******s
发帖数: 2155 | 27 I don't want to be the lightbulb for too long. @_^ |
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b*****r
发帖数: 2065 | 28 【 以下文字转载自 PennySaver 讨论区 】
发信人: blister (连爷爷您终于回来了), 信区: PennySaver
标 题: 15个免费节能灯泡
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 8 11:06:48 2010, 美东)
If you are a Duke Energy customer you may qualify for up to 15 FREE CFL
lightbulbs and they will mail them to your home free of charge. You call 1
-800-943-7585 and press 1. You must enter your account number or social
security number and they let you know immediately how many you qualify for.
I qualified for 12 and they will be mailed to my house for free. This ... 阅读全帖 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 29 Speaking of moral standard, some may believe that going after a more
profitable future or more beautiful wife (regardless of one's promise to one
's former employer and wife) is human nature, then I am sorry to hear that
there exists such a dim view of humankind.
Granted, these days in too many households, kids are being raised without a
strong moral compass. Therefore, unless things change for the better, that
dim view of human nature may ultimately become a self fulfilling prophecy.
Nonethele... 阅读全帖 |
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y****i
发帖数: 17878 | 30 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
peoplehill (恋旧) 于 (Mon Jul 1 11:19:53 2013, 美东) 提到:
网友爆料，称有一位姐妹置身于度日如年已有一年多，她的老公叫“吴洪流” ，一名
高级专家学者，回国期间包小三，然对在美国圣地亚哥的发配原妻施家暴被捕入狱获刑。
吴洪流在美国加里福尼州圣地亚哥高级法庭服罪。一个受中国政府青睐的海归名人，国
内高级专家，北京科技大学特聘教授，在国内道貌岸然，却不得不为自己道德败坏的丑
恶行为，在美国法庭认罪。
吴洪流冷酷无情地抛弃结婚25年全力支持他扶持他的妻子和善良孝顺的儿子，孤恩背义
地与小三在国内过着逍遥自在的生活，一边毫无留情地向美国的家庭搜刮钱财，并在欺
骗妻儿的几年里，偷偷地非法把财产转移到他母亲和小三的名下。吴洪流，一个中国的
“青年榜样”，李沁，一个北京市三八妇女，这样两个不可思议的人间败类，大众应该
看到其真实面目，不然不知他们要欺骗中国政府和百姓多久。。。
吴洪流: 生于 1962年11月5日
吴洪流现为北京凯悦宁科技有限公司董事长兼总经理。其背... 阅读全帖 |
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c**l
发帖数: 324 | 31 A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when
he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw
a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece
of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy.
He thinks he... 阅读全帖 |
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s******g
发帖数: 755 | 32 InnovationWorks founder and former Googler Kai-Fu Lee took the stage at TC
Disrupt Beijing today with Sarah Lacy to talk about the startup ecosystem in
China.
InnovationWorks is a Chinese incubator focusing on early stage internet
companies in China – interest in startups is exploding, and InnovationWorks
saw 7,000 resumes in response to open applications for its first batch, “
There’s nothing that matches the Chinese entrepreneurs desire for success,
” he said.
Lee sees the future of Innovation... 阅读全帖 |
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r********m
发帖数: 593 | 33 这楼包括Philosophy, ReVive, Sekkisei (雪肌精), SK-II, Shu Uemura (植村秀),
Stri-victin 和 Sulhwasoo (雪花秀)
===Philosophy=== 图1
除非特别说明, 小样均为瓶装
Time in a bottle daily age-defying serum pack
32461C, 33111B
Size 1.5mL
Value 4.00
Qty 10
Price 3 for 1.00 or 10 for 3.00
Time in a bottle for eyes 眼霜, 新产品
3345, 3350B1
Size 2mL
Value 9.00
Price 1.50
Time in a bottle for eyes pack
3345, 3350B1
Size 2mL
Value 9.00
Price 1.00
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w**m
发帖数: 4061 | 34 The Shadow of the Wind
...As Freud tells us, women want the opposite of what they think or say they
want, which, when you consider it, is not so bad, because men, as is more
than evident, respond contrariwise, to the dictates of their genital and
digestive organs.
另一段：
The trouble is that man, going back to Freud-- and excuse the metaphor-- heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand-- and this is pure science-- heats up ... 阅读全帖 |
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w**m
发帖数: 4061 | 35 The Shadow of the Wind
...As Freud tells us, women want the opposite of what they think or say they
want, which, when you consider it, is not so bad, because men, as is more
than evident, respond contrariwise, to the dictates of their genital and
digestive organs.
另一段：
The trouble is that man, going back to Freud-- and excuse the metaphor-- heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand-- and this is pure science-- heats up ... 阅读全帖 |
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t*******n
发帖数: 1724 | 36 还是破麦哦。。。
突然想录的。。。就唱了一遍。有些节奏已经忘了原唱是啥样的，反正随便了，大概了
。。。（估计听过的人很少，哈哈哈~）
米有后期。。。这种风格的歌也不晓得加啥后期合适。
Turn Me On
Writers:
John D. Loudermilk, Norah Jones, Ilhan Ersahin
原唱：
Norah Jones
Like a flower waiting to bloom
Like a lightbulb in a dark room
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come home and turn me on
Like the desert waiting for the rain
Like a school kid waiting for the spring
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on
My poor heart
It's been so dark since you been... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10735 | 37 What camera do you use? video camera? Any photography tips?
I use a Nikon D90. I have several different lenses (they’re all Nikon
lenses), including the kit lens, a macro-specific lens, and a portrait lens.
I use a Canon Vixia HF S100 for video. For photography, I recommend
reading photography blogs as well as your camera’s manual. Seriously – I
couldn’t take a photo worth a penny until I read my manual. All sorts of
lightbulbs went off when I finally got around to reading through it! Oh... 阅读全帖 |
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x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 38 A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a
patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw
a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "
Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of
Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my
friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks h... 阅读全帖 |
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m*x
发帖数: 200 | 39 CFL Lighting
官方说明：
http://energy.gov/energysaver/articles/when-turn-your-lights
Since they are already very efficient, the cost effectiveness of turning
CFLs off to conserve energy is a bit more complicated. A general rule-of-
thumb is this:
•If you will be out of a room for 15 minutes or less, leave it on.
•If you will be out of a room for more than 15 minutes, turn it off.
The operating life of CFLs is more affected by the number of times they are
switched on and off. You can gener... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 366 | 40 Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve;
excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to
you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, ... 阅读全帖 |
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w**********5
发帖数: 1741 | 41 英国黑其他国家的笑话
How do you convince Americans to get involved in a war?
Tell them it's nearly finished.
如何说服美国参与一场战争？
告诉他们战争马上就要结束了！
An American walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.
The barman replied "You're American aren't you?"
The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"
The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest **** I have ever seen."
一个美国人走进一个英国酒吧,点了一瓶百威
服务员问道:你是美国人吧?
美国人诧异的回答:是啊!你是怎么知道的?是我点的酒不一样,还是口音不一样?
服务员回答:都不是! 你是我见过最TM胖的!
I'v... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 42 http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-compact-fluoresce
看起来CFL都含有大概5mg左右的汞，而且目前没有什么比较好的替代物。这样看来还是
买LED好，LED寿命长，破了也不危险。
The answer lies in the type of bulb that broke—a compact fluorescent
lightbulb—and what was inside that bulb. Compact fluorescents, like their
tubular fluorescent precursors, contain a small amount of mercury—typically
around five milligrams. Mercury is essential to a fluorescent bulb's
ability to emit light; no other element has proved as efficient. |
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发帖数: 15396 | 43 Australian Shepherd: Just one. While the rest herd the property for any more
light bulbs or even light switches that need to be replaced.
Pit Bull: I dunno. You do it, and I'll watch, and keep you safe. Is that
okay?
Golden Retriever: I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first
can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or frisbee - and then I want to
lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with my sad
eyes. What, you're changing the light bulb yourself - you d... 阅读全帖 |
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m******m
发帖数: 11847 | 44 ft，it is adj.
from webster
http://webster.com/dictionary/naked
naked
Main Entry: na·ked
Pronunciation: 'nA-k&d, especially Southern 'ne-k&d
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English nacod; akin to Old High Ge
rman nackot naked, Latin nudus, Greek gymnos
1 : not covered by clothing : NUDE
2 : devoid of customary or natural covering : BARE: as a : not enclosed
in a sheath or scabbard b : not provided with a shade
c of a plant or one of its |
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b****e
发帖数: 37 | 45 就是，我看还不如lightbulb的个人主页，不如copy给BUCT让他们改
改做主页吧。 |
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f*****0
发帖数: 489 | 47 "用节能灯。"
in case you don't know this: those CFL lightbulbs are full of mercury, a
deadly substance.
Remember that the next time you turn on your 节能灯。 |
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w****g
发帖数: 44 | 48 1. Alice and Bob play the following game: Alice flips a fair coin N
times (N>=0). Bob flips the same coin N+1 times. Bob wins iff he gets
strictly more heads than Alice. What is the probability that Bob will win,
provide proof.
2. Solve the following differential equation:
3. Given N lightbulbs and N buttons, such that:
1. Each button toggles 1<=k
2. If button k toggles lamp j, then button j toggles lamp k
What additional conditions, if any, are required to g |
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z*******n
发帖数: 1034 | 49 The biggest, most obvious changes to iOS 8 are in how it plays friendly with
computers running OS X. Apple calls these “Continuity” features.
Handoff
“Handoff” automatically detects when your iPhone or iPad is near your Mac,
and lets you send whatever you’re working on (documents, emails, sites you
’re viewing) from one device to the other.
Instant Hotspot
“Instant Hotspot” recognizes when your tethering-enabled iPhone is nearby.
If there’s no WiFi available but your iPhone has connectivity, you... 阅读全帖 |
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