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s****l
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来自主题: Joke版 - Fart Profile (zz)
1. Honest person: one who admits he farted
2. Proud person: one who thinks his fart is exceptionally pleasant
3. Shy person: one who releases silent fart, then blushes
4. Impudent person: one who farts loud, then laughs
5. Messy person: one who farts and leaves substances behind
6. Unfortunate person: one who tries to fart, but shit instead
7. Nervous person: one who stops in the middle of a fart
8. Vain person: one who loves the smell of his own fart
9. Dishonest person: one who farts and blame
f****r
发帖数: 311
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - [转载] Fart!
【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
【 原文由 restless 所发表 】
Farts
A Courteous Person: One who says "Excuse me" before farting
and "sorry" after that.
A Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames one's dog.
A Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours.
A Knowledgeable Person: One who knows when to fart.
A Miserable Person: One who truly enjoys to fart but can't.
A Mysterious Person: One who exhudes undetectable farts.
A Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
A Proud Person: One who th
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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amazon gold box.
Sweet Farts: Rippin' It Old School (Sweet Farts Series):
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1935597086?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
$2.49 + free shipping prime or > $25
Sweet Farts: Rippin' It Old School (Sweet Farts Series):
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1935597086?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
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D*****r
发帖数: 1046470
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来自主题: Dreamer版 - i always fart fart and fart!
fuck you a fucking retard fart head.
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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I was browsing hahaprank for something new to do at work - it's gets boring
there at times and ran into this. I am already planning where to hide it-
should be a "blast".
Link:
http://www.hahaprank.com/fart-machine.html
The Remote Controlled Fart Machine emits 15 different realistically
embarrassing gas passing sounds, and has a remote control that allows it to
be operated from as far as 100 feet away! Simply hide the Fart Machine in an
inconspicuous spot, and let her rip!
d*i
发帖数: 9453
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MBNA (鱼苗) 于 (Wed Jul 18 15:58:39 2007) 提到:
does that mean you are not able to absorb the protein in milk?
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AngLee (渐渐,脱离小屁孩儿形象) 于 (Wed Jul 18 16:02:51 2007) 提到:
那是蛋白分把。。。fart排除的都是含硫的毒气。。。蛋白质都是含氮的。。。

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crrabbit (CR) 于 (Wed Jul 18 16:04:16 2007) 提到:
有些含氮的气体比含硫的更可怕
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MBNA (鱼苗) 于 (Wed Jul 18 16:04:17 2007) 提到:
Why I often fart
d*****l
发帖数: 8441
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来自主题: Military版 - Putin calls McCain a crazy old fart.
Russian President Putin calls McCain a crazy old fart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-7fi0-Jii4
vhttps://www.youtube.com/v/C-7fi0-Jii4
r**********n
发帖数: 5281
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来自主题: USANews版 - Fart in 运动的来源
今天看了D'Zousa的新作 Hillary's Clinton,里面提到了希拉里的导师Saul Alinsky
。随即买了几本关于他的书准备阅读。在wiki上alinsky的页面读到了以下文字:
Alinsky once threatened to stage a "fart in" to disrupt the sensibilities of
the city's establishment at a Rochester Philharmonic concert. FIGHT members
were to consume large quantities of baked beans after which, according to
author Nicholas von Hoffman, "FIGHT's increasingly gaseous music-loving
members would tie themselves to the concert hall where they would sit
expelling gaseous vapors with su... 阅读全帖
f******I
发帖数: 769
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来自主题: Medicine版 - Any OTC Medicine for Farting

very funny, must be from experience, remember chevy chase in "spies like us"
where he and dan akroid were taking the test? chevy chase did the same
thing when he farted, a hilarious movie
w*********t
发帖数: 3958
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - baby farting during breastfeeding
最近宝宝在吃奶的时候总是 fart,拍嗝也有很多气
在网上看到吃 diary product, 比如牛奶,酸奶,奶酪等会引起 gas pain
我之前是知道吃西兰花,青椒,洋葱, 打算,菜花,大头菜,辣的食物,薯片等会引
起 too much gas in babies, 但是没有
听说牛奶也会这样,牛奶?!真的吗?好像说 wheat也会,那 whole wheat bread是不
是也要少吃?
l***o
发帖数: 5337
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这个显然没疑问,就是farting的人自己都承认吧.
c*******9
发帖数: 6411
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this post is the 1% that does not fart
a*****e
发帖数: 16445
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Apparently u r farting
Z****g
发帖数: 13731
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在大牛的英明领导下赚饱了,退市就退市,还跑回来闻fart干什么?
s*****g
发帖数: 221
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来自主题: Australia版 - big ask and fart-face and nikwit loser
big ask
fart-face 及 nikwit loser
最近报纸上的报导,焦点集中于几则值得一提的新闻,其中最热门的话题就
是何华德总理的执政重头戏、命根儿「税务改革」、 「销售税」、「 GST」的议
案,在联邦议会上碰了钉子,压力来自工党、民主党和独立议员「夏力定」极力反
对将生活必需品食物列入征收销售税项目,各持己见,互不相让,激到何华德总理
「扎扎跳」,像热锅上的蚂蚁那么样,进退两难。目前形势看来,何华德总理能否
与民主党达成妥协,对整个税务改革能否实施,起著举足轻重的作用。民主党领袖
梅利(Meg Lee)在回答记者有关她能否与何华德政府取得让步时说:”It’s
going to be a bigask, but yes, we can do it.”。「这将会是个很重大的
要求,但我们有信心能够做到」。在此,澳洲人喜欢将ask 这一动词,作为名词来
使用,因此big
ask即是重大的要求的意思。
第二件话题,就是医疗保险。以袋鼠先生而言,属一件永远无法弄清楚的事情
,不管怎样说,也无法说个明白,越说越乱,越讲越糟。对联邦卫生部长胡立基(
Micha
L*********h
发帖数: 2617
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 日本的fart war
服了
还有更多:
http://io9.com/5886529/japanese-fart-scrolls-prove-that-human-a
n********0
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来自主题: Dreamer版 - hottest chick, oldest fart
Howard kicked off the Hottest Chick, Oldest Fart contest by welcoming Jimmy,
45, and his wife Erica, 26. Jimmy said he’d been married once before--and
might not be able to give Erica children: “I had an accident on a
motorcycle...not the penis. Just the vas deferens.” Howard laughed that he
was jealous: “Wow. I should start riding a motorcycle.”
Erica said Jimmy wasn’t her first sugar daddy: “I’ve always dated older
guys [but] he’s actually the oldest.” Not that Jimmy seems to know it--he
still ... 阅读全帖
D*****r
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休息的时候带过来旅游半年的父母到公园里玩(可能多次遇见过我父母),在公园的小
路上两个白老头故意在路过我们的时候斜着眼睛说什么吃救济什么的,我马上嘴里也用
他们能听得到的音量说fucking old fart,他们也没敢说什么。 住独立屋,穿的也挺
利整。
大家平时没事多去公园,白人就是不想看到华人到处出现。
如果遇到不好的事情,要及时回击。
b*****d
发帖数: 61690
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: brihand (brihand), 信区: Military
标 题: 大家拿v5:议会辩论不准用fart
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 22 14:42:27 2016, 美东)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLE7JrAFPBs
z*********e
发帖数: 10149
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Farts can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if clothed (2001)
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1121900/
s******r
发帖数: 5309
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这个小黄人挺幽默。
What Exactly Is 'Boofing' And When You Should Never Do It
Bruce Y. Lee
Bruce Y. Lee
Contributor
i
Healthcare
When someone asks you a question, it helps to know specifically what is
being asked. For example, if someone asks you, "have you boofed yet," don't
answer unless you know exactly what that person means by boofing.
Apparently Supreme Court-nominee Brett Kavanaugh asked that exact question
in his high school yearbook page. During the confirmation hearings this week
when Senator Sh... 阅读全帖
k****x
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loop several times:
Did not return the brothers to buy food. Do not have a car to return, and a
loud fart.
How to respond?
A. A complete non-seriously, do not mind
Two. Return joke "does not sound cocky, loud fart does not stink." To take a
deep breath "really fragrant
3. The hearts of coursing, Province, a sum of money to buy perfume
4. Windows open for ventilation, and immediately
5 Bumbling innocent and heat, air conditioning is not to force. It is easy
to open windows
6. Shouted: "bitch, rol... 阅读全帖
J*******3
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来自主题: Military版 - 问问那些攻击朝鲜的人:
:总结在前面:
:朝鲜自古是我中华不可分割的势力范围和核心利益。现在北棒变成了一个癌变恶性肿瘤
:,现在不割,马上就要开始浸润扩散。只有定点清除外辅化疗,方可确保我中华帝国江
:山永固。
中华自古是我蒙古不可分割的势力范围和核心利益。
典型的傻逼逻辑!
:支持对北朝鲜手术的人的回复:

放你妈的屁,你这中国野种到美国骗吃了
老子有本事抢长白山? 有种你找俄罗斯要外兴安岭
我要你妈,你也给?
如果你把你妈白送给我呢?
币。
老子增发自己的货币,管你屁事
吃。
老子不吃嗟来之食
你共高干张成泽?! shames on you!
管你屁事,我想炮绝就炮绝

无中生有,fuck you!
无中生有,fuck you!
无中生有,fuck you!
无中生有,fuck you!
管你屁事,我想炮绝张成泽就炮绝张成泽
无中生有,fuck you!
凭什么老子要听你一个二棱子
你别挨美国俄罗斯打就行了 :)

管你屁事

你算老几?
you fart
you fart
you fart
you fart
管你屁事
管你屁事
you fart
you fart
总比养你这个造粪机强

总比养你... 阅读全帖
M******8
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近期,大陆网络不断出现各种恶搞,如《国军来了我加入,美军来了我带路》,如今又
出现升级版,从“免费普及战时英语”,到“中宣部反普及回击”,让民众看后不觉大
笑,但是,更让人感慨其中的针砭时弊,耐人寻味。
现将此文转发于此,以飨读者。
免费普及战时英语:
兄弟们,辛苦了,你们晕船吗?晕机吗?欢迎欢迎,祝你们在中国旅行愉快。
Hey, mans, are you okay? Welcome you. Good a trip in China!
汤姆,注意看你脚下,有地雷!
Tom, watch your feet, a bomb!
俺们这疙瘩都是东北人,俺们这里没有人体炸弹!
we are north-eastern person, no body bomb!
长官,你们的悍马车可以停放在我家后院,很安全的。
sir, your Hammer truck can pick up in my home yard,here is safety.
我是平民百姓,不是国家干部,更不是城管,放心!
I am chinese citizen,not a state officer,not city-m... 阅读全帖
g********0
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Math1978 (数学), 信区: Military
标 题: 战时带路英语,语法错误比比皆是
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 14 10:52:57 2013, 美东)
近期,大陆网络不断出现各种恶搞,如《国军来了我加入,美军来了我带路》,如今又
出现升级版,从“免费普及战时英语”,到“中宣部反普及回击”,让民众看后不觉大
笑,但是,更让人感慨其中的针砭时弊,耐人寻味。
现将此文转发于此,以飨读者。
免费普及战时英语:
兄弟们,辛苦了,你们晕船吗?晕机吗?欢迎欢迎,祝你们在中国旅行愉快。
Hey, mans, are you okay? Welcome you. Good a trip in China!
汤姆,注意看你脚下,有地雷!
Tom, watch your feet, a bomb!
俺们这疙瘩都是东北人,俺们这里没有人体炸弹!
we are north-eastern person, no body bomb!
长官,你们的悍马车可以停放在我家后院,很安全的。
sir, your Hammer... 阅读全帖
H********g
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来自主题: Joke版 - 美国的厕所文学 (转载)
韵文系列:
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 1 =----------------------------------
----
Some people come to sit and think.
Others come to shit and stink.
I come here to rest my balls and
Read the words upon the walls.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 2 =----------------------------------
----
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit in the misty vapor.
Someone stole the toilet ... 阅读全帖
z******i
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Even a fart needs a long time of fermentation in the colon.
According to Stone10: if he loves her, it does not matter she is a fart or
not.
the problem is: can he love a fart at the first place? if he love a fart,
then of course it does not matter if she is a fart.
Stone10's logic makes sense only in a toilet.
h*******o
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上个礼拜和一个老外barb朋友玩的时候
他就说,现在barb流行farting
说是不停的fart,fart,fart,等到把敌人熏的差不多了,进去转一圈就行了
M*****e
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wet%20fart
1. wet fart
Share on twitter Share on facebook Share on more
330 up, 162 down
SYNONYM: Juicy Fart
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit,
thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your
ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will
surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings
"Go suck a wet... 阅读全帖
b**********o
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Completely farts!!!!!Completely farts!!!!!Completely farts!!!!!Completely
farts!!!!!
Che JB dan!!!
,贯

f*****8
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师兄带师妹买菜。师妹在车里放了个响屁
1. 完全没当回事,不放在心上
2. 跟师妹开玩笑“臭屁不响,响屁不臭”。深吸一口气“嗯。真香”
3. 心中窃喜,省了一笔买香水的钱了
4. 立刻开窗通气
5. 装模作样的说天真热,空调也不给力。顺手开窗
6. 大喝一声“臭女人,滚下去”
7. 关切的问:“妹妹。肚子不舒服吗?”。趁机伸手摸摸小肚肚
8. 一声不吭,憋在心里,恶心的几天吃不下饭
9. 出于礼貌,也放一个屁
google翻译成英语
Brothers with no return to buy food. No return in the car and put a loud
fart.
How to respond?
1. A complete no seriously, do not mind
2. With no return joke "does not sound cocky, loud fart does not stink."
Take a deep breath "really fragrant
3. hearts coursing, Province, a sum o... 阅读全帖
l*****e
发帖数: 8596
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - 娃的双语教育尝试的趣事
娃刚过两岁
开始说几个词的短语,但是还不是完整的句子,
之前一直是单一英语环境,因为娃说话比较晚,怕双语混着来说得更晚
现在会用些个动词名次形容词副词
最近发现,小同学虽然词汇量不大,但是居然会使用动词的时态!ing,ed都能来几下。
觉得小同学应该可以试试中文了。
于是开始跟他讲中文。看见个卡车,他说truck,我说卡车。结果小同学一听就急了,纠
正我 truck.我继续卡车,他就急哭了,truck truck。然后我继续讲中文,小同学哭着
说 off.我问 what off。小同学说mama off....我晕了。
一会小娃放了个屁,捂着鼻子说 oh fart。 我说 放屁。娃又急了 farted farted.
mama off...
好玩是好玩,也得想个办法
l*********e
发帖数: 5385
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - [合集] 娃的双语教育尝试的趣事
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leaflee (牛牛猪-为了混口饭吃) 于 (Mon Feb 11 21:10:22 2013, 美东) 提到:
娃刚过两岁
开始说几个词的短语,但是还不是完整的句子,
之前一直是单一英语环境,因为娃说话比较晚,怕双语混着来说得更晚
现在会用些个动词名次形容词副词
最近发现,小同学虽然词汇量不大,但是居然会使用动词的时态!ing,ed都能来几下。
觉得小同学应该可以试试中文了。
于是开始跟他讲中文。看见个卡车,他说truck,我说卡车。结果小同学一听就急了,纠
正我 truck.我继续卡车,他就急哭了,truck truck。然后我继续讲中文,小同学哭着
说 off.我问 what off。小同学说mama off....我晕了。
一会小娃放了个屁,捂着鼻子说 oh fart。 我说 放屁。娃又急了 farted farted.
mama off...
好玩是好玩,也得想个办法
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ingcat (Ing) 于 ... 阅读全帖
W*****e
发帖数: 384
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来自主题: Oregon版 - New kind of dance (转载)
标 题: New kind of dance
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 2 00:34:14 2011, 美东)
Yesterday we were driving along a major thoroughfare in town and I noticed a
young woman walking the same direction as we were traveling, so as the car
came up from the rear, we saw quite a bit of hers. This gal was wearing
VERY short cut-offs which revealed more than modesty would allow. Along
with this display, she was walking in a manner which accentuated her
derriere.
I wish Isaac would not have to see such sights which ... 阅读全帖
l*****e
发帖数: 8596
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 娃的双语教育尝试的趣事
娃刚过两岁
开始说几个词的短语,但是还不是完整的句子,
之前一直是单一英语环境,因为娃说话比较晚,怕双语混着来说得更晚
现在会用些个动词名次形容词副词
最近发现,小同学虽然词汇量不大,但是居然会使用动词的时态!ing,ed都能来几下。
觉得小同学应该可以试试中文了。
于是开始跟他讲中文。看见个卡车,他说truck,我说卡车。结果小同学一听就急了,纠
正我 truck.我继续卡车,他就急哭了,truck truck。然后我继续讲中文,小同学哭着
说 off.我问 what off。小同学说mama off....我晕了。
一会小娃放了个屁,捂着鼻子说 oh fart。 我说 放屁。娃又急了 farted farted.
mama off...
好玩是好玩,也得想个办法
A**d
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It's common practice for MLB stupid contracts. The current
team is obligated to the player's contract, so it has to
pay another team to unload the player. The new team is
willing to try whether the old fart can still produce,
while essentially paying less out of their own pocket.
What's negotiated is: how much paycheck the old team
wants to eat and what minor leaguers can be added into
the trade.
In the meantime, the old fart enjoys the same amount
of money. Money-wise, the only difference for t... 阅读全帖
f*****8
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google翻译成英语
Brothers with no return to buy food. No return in the car and put a loud
fart.
How to respond?
1. A complete no seriously, do not mind
2. With no return joke "does not sound cocky, loud fart does not stink."
Take a deep breath "really fragrant
3. hearts coursing, Province, a sum of money to buy perfume
4. window ventilation immediately
5. bumbling naive heat, air conditioning is not to force. Easily open the
window
6. Shouted, "bitch, roll down
7. Concern asked: "sister. Upset stomac... 阅读全帖
b**********2
发帖数: 1923
38
来自主题: Dreamer版 - i always fart fart and fart!
poor guys sitting next and behind me...
D*****r
发帖数: 1046470
39
来自主题: Dreamer版 - i always fart fart and fart!
相由心生,屁从逼出。
m****s
发帖数: 7397
40
来自主题: Dreamer版 - i always fart fart and fart!
Are those silent or a bit like thunders?
f*****8
发帖数: 5996
41
师兄带师妹买菜。师妹在车里放了个响屁
如何应对?
1. 完全没当回事,不放在心上
2. 跟师妹开玩笑“臭屁不响,响屁不臭”。深吸一口气“嗯。真香”
3. 心中窃喜,省了一笔买香水的钱了
4. 立刻开窗通气
5. 装模作样的说天真热,空调也不给力。顺手开窗
6. 大喝一声“臭女人,滚下去”
7. 关切的问:“妹妹。肚子不舒服吗?”。趁机伸手摸摸小肚肚
8. 一声不吭,憋在心里,恶心的几天吃不下饭
9. 出于礼貌,也放一个屁
google翻译成英语
Brothers with no return to buy food. No return in the car and put a loud
fart.
How to respond?
1. A complete no seriously, do not mind
2. With no return joke "does not sound cocky, loud fart does not stink."
Take a deep breath "really fragrant
3. hearts coursing, Province, a... 阅读全帖
y********k
发帖数: 677
42
来自主题: LES版 - 爱你十年
想起一个笑话
“why god made fart smell?"
"so deaf people can enjoy it too."
我是有一天开车,闻到很浓的raccoon臭。后来又听到news about Indian military
using chili pepper as a weapon. 我突然想,其实屁也可以成为一个很powerful 的
weapon. 比如说,让farting superwoman站在helicopter上对着war zone fart一下,
所有敌人就都昏倒。
y********k
发帖数: 677
43
来自主题: LES版 - 爱你十年

toot!!!
想起the fart episode from "sex and the city".
The Drought:
When Carrie farted while in bed with Mr. Big, it was hard not to
empathize. Mortified, she hid under the covers. “It might be worse under
there,” Big said laughing. But when he stopped having sex with her, she
assumed her slight imperfection had killed their relationship. Miranda
scoffed, but Samantha agreed (“We aren't supposed to fart, douche, use
tampons or have hair in places we shouldn't”). “I think I'm in love with
him and I
k**t
发帖数: 1968
44
这里说女生比男生屁少. 不知道是否准确?
It depends on your diet and sex. Each vibration counts as a fart and they
are recorded by a fartometre (FM).
Males, on average fart 21 times a day and 40 times a night. Females fart a
little less, infact just 6 times a day on average and 11 times a night.
Source(s):
FlatulanceAssOciationAndRecognitionGroup (FARG)
f*****8
发帖数: 5996
45
google翻译成英语
Brothers with no return to buy food. No return in the car and put a loud
fart.
How to respond?
1. A complete no seriously, do not mind
2. With no return joke "does not sound cocky, loud fart does not stink."
Take a deep breath "really fragrant
3. hearts coursing, Province, a sum of money to buy perfume
4. window ventilation immediately
5. bumbling naive heat, air conditioning is not to force. Easily open the
window
6. Shouted, "bitch, roll down
7. Concern asked: "sister. Upset stomac... 阅读全帖
b*****l
发帖数: 9499
46
来自主题: Whisper版 - 你们
这个爆炸,是临床实际的案例,比例还不小。肠镜检查造成损伤的概率貌似 5% 以上 -
- 我要是没记错的话。爆炸的概率小一些,记不清了。
反正大部分人做肠镜都要先被放翻,出现轻微的流血啊爆炸啊,你也不知道。
屁是否能被点燃甚至达到爆点,因人而异,因为其组成的个体差异很大。从 wiki 上抄
一下成分:
* Nitrogen: 20–90%
* Hydrogen: 0–50%
* Carbon dioxide: 10–30%
* Oxygen: 0–10%
* Methane: 0–10%
对了,把屁点燃这个行为,有个专门的名词,叫做 fart lighting,wiki 上写得很细
,读得笑翻 n 次:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting
抄一些给嫌翻墙麻烦的同学:
The manly art of fart-burning. Compression, ignition, combustion and
exhaust.
—Frank Zappa
Motivations:Fart lighting h
N*****n
发帖数: 593
47
来自主题: board版 - 站务乱象分析
【 以下文字转载自 sysop 讨论区 】
发信人: NoZturn (NoZturn-不折腾), 信区: sysop
标 题: 站务乱象分析
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 27 06:39:46 2010, 美东)
女版老大爷,老将cayi,人身攻击我,看她的签名档和说明档,还可以直接用。
她说我说的话是吐痰,我投诉,TempBM(也即站务)告诉我,说别人说话是吐痰不算人
身攻击,什么东西,那我说你站务说的每句话都是fart 算不算人身攻击?
如果不算的话,那我可以说站务你不要再fart了,你说的每句话都是fart,你满意了吧?
哈哈。
让我来讲一讲mitbbs为什么烂掉了。主要是制度不行。人治,而不是法制。
这段时间掀起了对站务和版主的投诉高潮不是偶然的,是必然发生的。
根子就在站务对版主的包庇,由对版主的不满蔓延到对站务的不满。
到现在发展到一致对准站务,这就是事情的脉络。
处理这种事情也没有好的办法,那就是集体抵制mitbbs,创办其他论坛,分走walk的流
量,从金钱上打击it,否则it的员工不会悔改。
前有胖黑(fatblackliar)负气出走自杀,又
N*****n
发帖数: 593
48
来自主题: Complain版 - 站务乱象分析
【 以下文字转载自 sysop 讨论区 】
发信人: NoZturn (NoZturn-不折腾), 信区: sysop
标 题: 站务乱象分析
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 27 06:39:46 2010, 美东)
女版老大爷,老将cayi,人身攻击我,看她的签名档和说明档,还可以直接用。
她说我说的话是吐痰,我投诉,TempBM(也即站务)告诉我,说别人说话是吐痰不算人
身攻击,什么东西,那我说你站务说的每句话都是fart 算不算人身攻击?
如果不算的话,那我可以说站务你不要再fart了,你说的每句话都是fart,你满意了吧?
哈哈。
让我来讲一讲mitbbs为什么烂掉了。主要是制度不行。人治,而不是法制。
这段时间掀起了对站务和版主的投诉高潮不是偶然的,是必然发生的。
根子就在站务对版主的包庇,由对版主的不满蔓延到对站务的不满。
到现在发展到一致对准站务,这就是事情的脉络。
处理这种事情也没有好的办法,那就是集体抵制mitbbs,创办其他论坛,分走walk的流
量,从金钱上打击it,否则it的员工不会悔改。
前有胖黑(fatblackliar)负气出走自杀,又
N*****n
发帖数: 593
49
来自主题: sysop版 - 站务乱象分析
女版老大爷,老将cayi,人身攻击我,看她的签名档和说明档,还可以直接用。
她说我说的话是吐痰,我投诉,TempBM(也即站务)告诉我,说别人说话是吐痰不算人
身攻击,什么东西,那我说你站务说的每句话都是fart 算不算人身攻击?
如果不算的话,那我可以说站务你不要再fart了,你说的每句话都是fart,你满意了吧?
哈哈。
让我来讲一讲mitbbs为什么烂掉了。主要是制度不行。人治,而不是法制。
这段时间掀起了对站务和版主的投诉高潮不是偶然的,是必然发生的。
根子就在站务对版主的包庇,由对版主的不满蔓延到对站务的不满。
到现在发展到一致对准站务,这就是事情的脉络。
处理这种事情也没有好的办法,那就是集体抵制mitbbs,创办其他论坛,分走walk的流
量,从金钱上打击it,否则it的员工不会悔改。
前有胖黑(fatblackliar)负气出走自杀,又有EUV不发一言,袒护基督教徒,暗杀本
站大佬之一皇叔郎(serawang)。你们到底还要干什么?
据我分析,无怪乎就是嫌老邢给的工资少了,就处处拿网友出气,制造纠纷,让mitbbs
慢慢衰落下来,越来越不受欢迎,这样你们就达到报复老邢的
l*****y
发帖数: 9433
50
来自主题: _hpost版 - 站务乱象分析 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 sysop 讨论区 】
发信人: NoZturn (NoZturn-不折腾), 信区: sysop
标 题: 站务乱象分析
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 27 06:39:46 2010, 美东)
女版老大爷,老将cayi,人身攻击我,看她的签名档和说明档,还可以直接用。
她说我说的话是吐痰,我投诉,TempBM(也即站务)告诉我,说别人说话是吐痰不算人
身攻击,什么东西,那我说你站务说的每句话都是fart 算不算人身攻击?
如果不算的话,那我可以说站务你不要再fart了,你说的每句话都是fart,你满意了吧?
哈哈。
让我来讲一讲mitbbs为什么烂掉了。主要是制度不行。人治,而不是法制。
这段时间掀起了对站务和版主的投诉高潮不是偶然的,是必然发生的。
根子就在站务对版主的包庇,由对版主的不满蔓延到对站务的不满。
到现在发展到一致对准站务,这就是事情的脉络。
处理这种事情也没有好的办法,那就是集体抵制mitbbs,创办其他论坛,分走walk的流
量,从金钱上打击it,否则it的员工不会悔改。
前有胖黑(fatblackliar)负气出走自杀,又
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